Mecha Man

— And I don't want to choose between... —

[getup-mechaman]

< Enter Log 1 >

Is this on? OK. . . It is.

Mecha Man here.

I created this in order to keep track of my progress or some weird shit. Y'know, to keep me sane?

Anyways, doing repairs right now. I'll do the next log later...

Figured this one should be the most important.

End session.

< End Log 1 >

Mecha Man Blue — Prime Years; before Dispatch

Has fought Flambaé

Distant with Trackstar Chase

He is incredibly distant. Will respond slow.

Heya! I'm the person behind @swiftasthenight :)

This one is more for fun (and wanted to see how interesting I could make this..) We need more Prime Mecha Man Blue shit!!

Anyways, you know the drill. I'm orange this time though!

Mun is 19+, busy and y'know. I may do slow or fast responses depending on how I do it.

I do literate responses or chat like ones.

Don't be weird, and we're fine.

Feel free to DM on this one for any roleplay shit. I don't mind, but I will be slightly picky. Don't DM at random if we haven't interacted though...

Multi-shipping is fine. Any shipping will be considered an AU. Have fun! Oh yeah, MDNI. Thanks!

Credit to @uzmacchiato for the divider :)

[getup-mechaman]

why do you look so kissable..

[ He quipped, ] "Does my lack of emotion and bags under my eyes make your heart swooon?? Yeah, I got nothing. I don't know. You probably have bad taste in men. Look into that."

[getup-mechaman]

honestly, for the flambae ask, could've be asking temperature wise. i think it says a lot you immediately thought about his looks... wink wonk...

"Okay, I'll give you that one. Clever," [ He scoffed, ] "It's obvious his temperature is hot, so... Y'know what? Nevermind."

[getup-mechaman]

did you get the microphone out of beef's mouth?

- ⚙️

"...I'm gonna need another microphone. Thanks for asking."

[getup-mechaman]

Is Flambae hot?

[ The silence overlapped whatever projected on the hologram screen. Tapping his wrist, he couldn't help but feel awkward. There was some lingering thought that came with it before being dismissed. ]

"Is that really a question you wanna ask?" [ He sighed, ] "He would be more attractive if he stopped putting sticks up his ass."

[getup-mechaman]

< Enter Log 4 >

Sooo... I was able to update some schematics and add a few features.

Thanks to an anonymous tip, I made the mech dumbass proof.

Aaanyway, a new paint job was due since Beef decided eating paint was one of the many good ideas he had.

Crap— how do...

Beef! No! Don't eat microphone! Tofu! Stop helping him! Nonononono—

< End Log 4 >

[getup-mechaman]

and if I tell you I made them lil fits?

"Do I need to pay for these?" [ He asked under his breath before shaking his head, ] "Either way, they're cute. Didn't expect to see a few Beefs with such dapper outfits."

[ Poking the dogs' snouts, he proceeds to scratch their little chins. Fuck. Does this make him a dad of some sort? Either way, he needed to work even more missions just to get money. Mecha Man merch doesn't really give royalties, but he may consider it just for these two. ]

[getup-mechaman]

squishes your cheeks

your mask makes you look too cute- it highlights your bambi eyes

[ He hissed, ] "Mmp— Okaay. Didn't anyone teach you about personal space?"

[ Mecha Man awkwardly tries to shift away. At some point, he eventually gave in before pushing the hands away. His cheeks were reddened from the touch. This was so odd. Either way, he gave finger guns. ]

"...I have no idea why you did that but okaaayyyyy."

[getup-mechaman]

hey man. you're awesome

...

bites you

"OOuah— Not again..."

"Second rabies shot, it is."

[getup-mechaman]

Mecha man what if we just.

Throw an alternate timeline fan at you

I mean I don’t think you’d be the first Robert they’ve gotten chucked at- woah who said that

"uUoagh—"

[ He hissed, catching the fan. Looking at the individual who clung onto him, the man shook his head before looking at the other who threw them. He let a holographic screen come from his wrist, clicking his tongue. ]

"Hey, next time you throw someone at me, try not to almost break their skull. Thanks."

[getup-mechaman]

Dw bert we got you something better..

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

TWO BEEFS!

Do not question how I gathered beefs, I already have 5 Roberts who want me dead </3

(/j /j)

"...My name isn't Bert but alright," [ He mumbled before his eyes widened, ] "Oh. My dog....ssss? Since when did— You stole— Y'know what? It's none of my business. Thanks for the dogs..? I think."

[ Scooping both dogs into his arms, the hero bounces his arms. With the newly obtained pups, he couldn't help but smile internally. He had his dog back, and he had two. Why did he even like dogs? Whatever. He's keeping them anyway. ]

[getup-mechaman]

I am so sorry Robert but we gotta take your beef back to his original dimension </333

Ominously approaching your dog

[ His hand twitched with irritation. He spent at least a month or two taking care of this dog, and now it was being taken away. Wonderful. Great, even. Not like this will give any long-lasting damage to anything. Either way, his countenance scrunched into an ambivalent glare. ]

"As long as he goes back to his owner safe and sound," [ He whispered, ] "See you, little buddy. I'm... Yeah. See you."

[ There was a piece of his heart that broke a little. Each piece from other things, but this one hit. Despite the irritation and sombre feelings, he let out a long exhale. That hurts. A lot. ]

[getup-mechaman]

i was just fucking with you. all the bolts are still there. hope you didn't spend too long searching.

- ⚙️

"Am I supposed to be thanking you for giving me a mini heart attack? Well, thanks. Now, I have no sleep."

[getup-mechaman]

you're welcome for the tip. oh, and check behind your if you're doing repairs. beef's probably eating your soldering paste, or at least trying to.

- ⚙️

[ Yep. This was definitely suspicious. Either way, he didn't know if he should be thankful or not. Writing this down with his free hand, he awkwardly throws the letter to the cockpit. Instead, it falls on the floor. An eye twitches before scrambling to get it. ]

"...Beef is at home. I don't think he is being a menace to society in Torrence at the moment," [ He sighed, ] "I'm somewhere that's, well, none of your business."

[getup-mechaman]

DAAAYYUMMMM U TELLIN ME THIS TWINK FINE AS HELL BACK IN THE DAY TFFFF BAHAHAHA

- 🦾

". . ."

[ He wanted to slam his head against his mech suit, but he didn't want to ruin his paint job. The number of times he had to see Mecha Man fangirls and fanboys should've made him numb to this but noooOOo. Either way, he just put the paper with the rest and continued inspecting the suit. ]

[getup-mechaman]

dont forget to finish your sentences. you'll forget your grocery list.

- ⚙️

[ He quipped, ] "Eh. I prefer not to share that kind of information with a stranger. You'd usually have to take me to dinner first if you wanna get that kind of information."

[ Tucking the paper with the plethora of crumbled ones, he groaned. After awkwardly pushing the suit out of sight and coming back from a hardware store, he got to work to attempt to find the location of that missing bolt. If only he had enough money for a cup of coffee. ]

[getup-mechaman]

wanna know what’s not better than one beef?

Too many

[ Analysing the pamphlet given to him of the array of Beef, he could've mistaken it for an entrée. There was a silent chuckle that came from him. Rare or whatever. Dogs weren't exactly something the man thought of having, even though he was left with evil Beef. He tapped the "very ugly Beef" and nodded. ]

"I agree," [ He muttered, ] "Very ugly. That slickback can kill a person with how much he failed with that. Especially with that umbilical cord for a hair strand coming out."

[ His eyes went to evil Beef. There was some sense of fatherly love for the dog. Honestly, all of them. These Beefs were oddly charming. ]