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@robin-is-awesomesauce
Hi I'm Robin (he/him) and I really love the marauders ALOT. It's my favourite thing of all time and has been for a LONG time. I didn't interact with the fandom a few years ago, but now I do.
I named my little sister after lily Evans ffs.
I very much dislike generative ai and do not condone the usage of it. It's terrible for the environment and us. I also really, really dislike Jkr. I hope the black mold follows her forever.
will solace would HATE AI, that boy is studying to be a doctor, he doesn’t take ANY shortcuts
"what would you do if AI went away tomorrow????"
idk, rejoice that we might get the good autocorrect back again?
i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
microdosing friendship by hearting posts but never actually talking to anyone
June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September
the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.
remus' favorite feeling in the whole world is when sirius is slowly falling asleep beside him, the way his breaths slow down and his lashes droop when he struggles to stay awake, remus just kisses his hair and tells him to sleep
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@wolfstarmicrofic
Everyone knew you didn’t touch Remus Lupin. It wasn’t an unofficial Hogwarts rule, obviously, but it might as well have been official.
Nobody knew exactly when it had started. First year, probably. By sixth year, everyone simply knew: you don’t touch RJ Lupin.
So when it happened one rainy afternoon, nobody quite knew what to do with themselves. Remus was asleep in the common room, curled up comfortably in the window seat, his head resting against none other than Sirius Black’s shoulder, rain streaking down the glass beside them.
The entire room stared, some slack-jawed, others just straight-up baffled. No, baffled didn’t even begin to cover the expressions on their faces.
“Is anyone else seeing this?” someone whispered.
“Seeing what?”
“Remus.”
“And?”
“Black is touching him.”
Then Remus shifted in his sleep, nuzzling comfortably into the crook of Sirius’ neck. A collective realization seemed to dawn across the room.
“Oh.”
It was almost eerie how unanimously they said it.
And somehow, that was only the beginning. After that, it became strangely normal. Sirius fixing Remus’ crooked tie before class. Brushing his hair aside when it falls onto his eyes. Resting a hand on the back of Remus’ neck as they walked through the corridors. Stealing Remus’ scarf and then wrapping it around him properly when he noticed Remus shivering.
And most noticeable was, Sirius Black, the notorious flirt and the serial heartbreaker, apparently forgot other girls existed. He was always looking at Remus. Always smiling at him with this completely ridiculous, hopelessly whipped expression. If the word ‘downbad’ existed then it would be perfectly described as such.
“Black,” James, his best friend had finally said one morning, “you know people can see you staring, right?”
Didn’t seem to bother Sirius at all. “So?” he said and continued staring, Didn’t even blink, didn’t look away.
“You are completely whipped, mate,” James teased. And that, of course, only encouraged everyone else to start too. Soon everyone was teasing them.
“So, Lupin,” someone teased, “you and Black?”
“So only Sirius can touch you huh?” another added.
“Finally admitted it, have you?”
It was endless. The teasing and the catcalling they got every time they held hands.
“Merlin, they're actually disgusting.”
“Lupin, blink twice if you need rescuing.”
And the best part was Remus' reaction to all of it. His ears went bright red almost instantly. He would look determinedly down at his book, despite having stopped turning the pages several minutes ago. When someone whistled at them, he cleared his throat and pulled his sleeve over his hand.
“Look at him!” James would taunt. “He's gone scarlet!”
“Shut up,” Remus would mutter sometimes, but there was absolutely no heat behind it.
And Sirius simply grinned.
Neither of them ever denied it. Their dating rumors, that is. And after a while, nobody asked anymore.
It was simply understood. Nobody touched Moony. Ever.
Well… Except Sirius.
Sirius could touch him all he wanted.
willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet
That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world
Them
remus “my kingdom for a kiss upon his shoulder” lupin and sirius “my blood for the sweetness of his laughter” black
"Hmm, I remember how this happened," Sirius says placing soft kisses on Remus's neck," We could do it again to jog your memory," he whispers as he sucks softly on Remus's neck.
Remus shudders, trying to ignore the pleasure ricocheting through him," Get off of me you twat," Remus sighs as he moves his head just slightly away from Sirius, trying to ignore the fluttering of his heart and how breathing suddenly got a lot harder.
"Mmm, how about I go pass Stella on to Lily, and I help you remember how we made her."
Remus can't stop the sinful whimper that escapes his lips. Sirius smirks and then scoops up Stella," You wait right here Ma Lune," all Remus can do is nod as his heart continues fluttering pathetically.
Sirius is painfully slow, as he pins Remus to the bed. He savors every touch he gives Remus as if his lover is sacred. He presses soft kisses to the inside of his neck, as Remus's breath quickens with every touch. He makes his way down, kissing every one of Remus's scars, specifically gravitating towards the bite mark Greyback gave him all those years ago on his side. This makes Remus feel electric and hazy, he knows what he wants, but stringing along any sentences feels impossible. "Please," he gasps out, unsure what he's asking for.
Sirius continues kissing him, acting as if he didn't hear Remus's plea as he kisses and licks him tenderly on the soft of his belly, where the stretch marks linger, where the proof of Stella taking residence in him is evident. All Remus can do is whimper, his arms still pinned. Sirius stops and looks up at him, as he starts flirting with the waistband of Remus's pants," Sirius," Remus begs, and god his voice sounds downright unholy.
"Use your words Moonshine," Sirius commands.
"You, please," Remus begs, his hands gripping desperately on the bed sheets.
"How?" Sirius asks with a smirk.
"On top of me, please," Remus says spreading his legs and shimmying, desperate for any form of touch, he needs Sirius so badly.
"You beg so beautifully you know," Sirius whispers as their clothes suddenly vanish, Remus tends to forget how good of a wizard Sirius actually is, he's naturally gifted in so many things, such as what they're doing right now.
Sirius put his head between Remus's legs and starts lapping him up as if he's an offering, desperate to get anything he is given, not wanting any of it to go to waste. Remus takes these movements of his tongue as a gift, and starts chanting Sirius's name like a prayer, desperate so desperate, yearning seeping out of every syllable.
Sirius suddenly slows down, and starts placing soft kisses on the inside of Remus's thighs, Remus whimpers pitifully, missing the warmth of Sirius's blessed tongue. Sirius moves himself back up on top of Remus, his hair messily placed atop his head, Remus is convinced that he's an angel, all the stray hair wisps allowing him to see his lover's halo, his true form.
Sirius takes his clever finger, and slowly, oh so slowly starts fingering Remus, and suddenly Remus is having a spiritual awakening. This is what he wanted the whole time, Sirius being the holy entity that he is doubles his blessings, and Remus feels so full so Holy. But humans are wicked things and suddenly it isn't enough, but his beautiful angel is happy to add another blessing. When Remus still isn't full enough, the angel blesses him again, and this is what Remus really wanted. He's convinced the angel is made for him, how whole he feels with his beloved inside of him.
Remus can feel himself reaching divinity, it happens so quickly, the angel knowing exactly how to make him feel good, and muffling obscenities into his neck. How something so holy could do things so sinful is beyond Remus, but he doesn't care, his angel is perfect, his angel is his. He reaches divinity, he transcends to heaven, and everything is perfect as his angel collapses into him. For the first time in a long time Remus feels whole, Remus feels like himself again, Remus holds onto his angel just a little bit tighter, because he's human and he's greedy," You're mine," he whispers as he kisses Sirius desperately, enjoying Sirius completely as he is.
what does a the chlamydia bacterium look like?? (Can I see the plushie?)
behold! a chlamydia ✨️
