Bruce: I know you snuck out last night, Damian.
Damian: [thinking] Play dumb.
Damian: Who's Damian?
Damian:[thinking] Not that dumb!
(Source: Into The Spiderverse)
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@robin-isms
Bruce: I know you snuck out last night, Damian.
Damian: [thinking] Play dumb.
Damian: Who's Damian?
Damian:[thinking] Not that dumb!
(Source: Into The Spiderverse)
Damian: Maps, I need you to take care of my pets while I'm away. I'll pay you.
Maps: *Sipping juice box* Sure, how much?
Damian: *Pulls out checkbook* How's ten?
Maps: Hmmm.....make it twenty.
Damian: Twenty it is. *Hands her $20,000 check*
Maps: *Spits out drink*
Would you stop being so damn hot and intelligent?! I’m trying to be annoyed at you, and your making that surprisingly hard
I am 13 years old, I hope if you’re finding me physically attractive that you’re also that age. Otherwise I won’t have to worry about fighting you off. My brothers and step mother will do it for me.
Damian, do you ship Dick with Barbara or Starfire?
Damian: What the hell is a ship?
Olive: We need a plan.
Colton, Maps and Damian: *raise their hands*
Kyle: A plan that does not involve explosives or con artist techniques.
Colton: *puts hand down*
Kyle: Or swords.
Maps and Damian: *slowly put their hands down as well*
SWEET CINNAMON BUN DAMIAN FOR THE WIN. Poor kid needs all the love.
Damian: No.
Damian, you are a sweet cinnamon bun, I treasure you. Just wanted to let you know you are appreciated.
Damian: Grayson, I know it’s you. There is literally no one else in the world who actually talks like that.
Dick: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Damian?
Damian: No.
Tim: I do
Dick: I know, Tim
Tim: I’m sad
Dick: I know, Tim
New sibling
Damian: This is my sister: Maya Ducard.
Person: Bruce has adopted another kid??? Damian: No? *I* adopted her as my sister.
Damian: -enters room- Sorry I'm late. I was busy doing stuff.
Jon: -enters room looking like a mess & out of breath- HE JUST PUSHED ME DOWN THE FRIGGEN STAIRS!
Damian: Hello Todd, can you help me kill these criminals?
Jason: What did Bruce say?
Damian: No.
Jason: Then why should I help?
Damian: Because he is not the boss of you.
Jason: *Internally* This is a trap.
Do nOt tRiFle wItH mE oR ilL bReaK yOuR fACe 🐔🐔🐔🐔
Damian: You can certainly try.
Boi! Can you stop being such a brat?!
Damian: Never.
Twat
Damian: What a resounding insult. Truly you have a dazzling intellect.
I seem to have forgotten, so please remind me. Are you the blood son?
Damian: Of course I am. I, after all, am the only one with Father’s brains.
Jason: And his warm and inviting personality too.
Damian: Drake! Give me my hood back!
Tim: I will once Dick gives my best friend back!
Dick: -hugging onto Conner-
Dick: ...
Dick: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Jon: Do you have any pets? I have a dog!
Damian: yes let me introduce you
Damian: this is my dog Titus
Damian: this is my cat Alfred
Damian: this is my cow Batcow
Damian: this is my winged red bear-bat monster Goliath
Damian: this is my turkey Jerry
Damian: and this is Jason Todd.