Son Of Batman

[robin-isms]

Bruce: I know you snuck out last night, Damian.

Damian: [thinking] Play dumb.

Damian: Who's Damian?

Damian:[thinking] Not that dumb!

(Source: Into The Spiderverse)

[robin-isms]

Damian: Maps, I need you to take care of my pets while I'm away. I'll pay you.

Maps: *Sipping juice box* Sure, how much?

Damian: *Pulls out checkbook* How's ten?

Maps: Hmmm.....make it twenty.

Damian: Twenty it is. *Hands her $20,000 check*

Maps: *Spits out drink*

[robin-isms]

Would you stop being so damn hot and intelligent?! I’m trying to be annoyed at you, and your making that surprisingly hard

I am 13 years old, I hope if you’re finding me physically attractive that you’re also that age. Otherwise I won’t have to worry about fighting you off. My brothers and step mother will do it for me.

[robin-isms]

Damian, do you ship Dick with Barbara or Starfire?

Damian: What the hell is a ship?

[safitheartist]

Olive: We need a plan.

Colton, Maps and Damian: *raise their hands*

Kyle: A plan that does not involve explosives or con artist techniques.

Colton: *puts hand down*

Kyle: Or swords.

Maps and Damian: *slowly put their hands down as well*

[robin-isms]

SWEET CINNAMON BUN DAMIAN FOR THE WIN. Poor kid needs all the love.

Damian: No.

[robin-isms]

Damian, you are a sweet cinnamon bun, I treasure you. Just wanted to let you know you are appreciated.

Damian: Grayson, I know it’s you. There is literally no one else in the world who actually talks like that.

[red-hood-vigilante]

Dick: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Damian?

Damian: No.

Tim: I do

Dick: I know, Tim

Tim: I’m sad

Dick: I know, Tim

[bladatte-blog]

New sibling

Damian: This is my sister: Maya Ducard.

Person: Bruce has adopted another kid??? Damian: No? *I* adopted her as my sister.

[robin-isms]

Damian: -enters room- Sorry I'm late. I was busy doing stuff.

Jon: -enters room looking like a mess & out of breath- HE JUST PUSHED ME DOWN THE FRIGGEN STAIRS!

[robin-isms]

Damian: Hello Todd, can you help me kill these criminals?

Jason: What did Bruce say?

Damian: No.

Jason: Then why should I help?

Damian: Because he is not the boss of you.

Jason: *Internally* This is a trap.

[robin-isms]

Do nOt tRiFle wItH mE oR ilL bReaK yOuR fACe 🐔🐔🐔🐔

Damian: You can certainly try.

[robin-isms]

Boi! Can you stop being such a brat?!

Damian: Never.

[robin-isms]

Twat

Damian: What a resounding insult. Truly you have a dazzling intellect.

[robin-isms]

I seem to have forgotten, so please remind me. Are you the blood son?

Damian: Of course I am. I, after all, am the only one with Father’s brains.

Jason: And his warm and inviting personality too.

[robin-isms]

Damian: Drake! Give me my hood back!

Tim: I will once Dick gives my best friend back!

Dick: -hugging onto Conner-

Dick: ...

Dick: I have no idea what you're talking about.

[robin-isms]

Jon: Do you have any pets? I have a dog!

Damian: yes let me introduce you

Damian: this is my dog Titus

Damian: this is my cat Alfred

Damian: this is my cow Batcow

Damian: this is my winged red bear-bat monster Goliath

Damian: this is my turkey Jerry

Damian: and this is Jason Todd.