lottie

need some old doctors in my life

[robinavitchslatte]

i’ve accidentally landed on robby hate tok and i hate it so much! if you hate robby so much… why watch the pitt..?? i feel like it’s so obviously a show about his character… i’m just a baby in this fandom i didn’t know how big a problem this was

[snarkoposts]

accidentally calling bf!pope bro…

You're sat around the pool at the Cody house, perched on your boyfriend's lap excitedly chatting with your friends Deran and Craig.

There's are so many 'dudes' and 'bros' being thrown around in the conversation the three of you could be easily mistaken for a caricature of some west-coast surfer dudes.

You turn to Andrew without thinking, "Wait, bro, did I tell you—"

Immediately, his face falls. His dark eyes fill with something close enough to hurt to makes your chest tighten. You cringe internally, realising your mistake.

"I'm not your bro" he grumbles, his grip on your hip tightening almost like he's trying to remind you of his role of boyfriend. The last thing he wanted was to be lumped into the same category as his idiot brothers by you.

The expression on his face is almost pouty and you have to try your best not to let slip how amused you are at your boyfriend's offence over the tiniest slight.

"Oh shit!" Craig hollers from the other sun lounger and you shoot him a dirty look.

"I'm sorry, honey." You emphasise the last word, pointedly but he just frowns so you try again. "Handsome, my man, sweetheart, king?" He scrunches his face in disgust at the last one and you giggle.

"Andrew" You finally coo, having known that was what he wanted all along. He only grunts in response, but he looks relieved, his annoyance clearly placated. You press a kiss to the corner of his mouth and his brothers groan dramatically in protest.

"My Andrew," you announce, giving him another, longer smooch just to spite your dumb friends.

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a/n: this is so dumb but I have been struck down by writers block

masterlist

[liltrinkets]

jack abbot using your hair as a leash while he fucks you doggy :(((( thrusts so hard he pushes your nose to robby’s balls :(((( they’re so mean and they laugh when you gag on robby’s thick cock :((((

[comingaback]

just one bounce. please, that’s all i want.

[liltrinkets]

jack abbot riding part 2 (feat robby + inspo from a request!)

nsfw, 18+

jack’s hand dwarfed the phone. that’s the first thing you notice.

the second thing is the shit eating grin on his face.

“comfy?” he asks, chin angled down towards you.

you roll your eyes, not wanting to admit that, yes, his boot is very comfortable to straddle. you just whine and put your head on his knee, eyes big and watery as you look up at him.

a crackle comes through the phone. “is that her? i thought i told her to be quiet.”

robby. so fucking demanding, you thought.

“to be fair, brother, i asked her a question.”

you preen - jack’s always there to back his little girl up - even if you technically were told to shut up.

“that didn’t sound like an answer though.”

jack pauses. “good point.”

you find yourself being yanked forward by a firm grip of hair, fingers touching your scalp. the momentum causes your bare pussy to slide across the top of his boot, a pathetic trail of arousal left in its wake.

“i asked if you were comfy, baby. be polite, and answer the question.” jack’s tone was even, almost even a little amused. you could hear robby snort through the phone.

“very comfy.” you mumble, neck strained by the way he’s pulling you.

jack peers around you to inspect his boot. “messy, too. you know you’re going to have to clean that, right?”

you flush, cheeks hot as you can only imagine the ways jack will make you clean his boot after all is said and done.

“should make her lick it up,” robby offers. “like the horny little mutt she is.”

jack and you groan almost simultaneously, both embarrassingly aroused at the thought. jack pushes you by the head down onto his boot, cunt smushed into the toe.

“she’s about to hump like a horny little mutt,” jack grins. “c’mon girl. show us what you’ve got.”

you don’t even hesitate, whining as your cunt slides against the boot, clit bumping the laces every now and then, eliciting a pathetic yelp that robby laughs at.

“how’s our girl look, jack?”

jack tugs you up by the hair again, eyes glazed over as your hips continue to jerk, hindbrain taking over. “like she’s fucked stupid.”

robby laughs again - meanly, you note. “eyes crossing?”

“not yet. figured she’d need my cock in her to really go dumb.”

you start to pant, fingers drifting to your nipples as your climax starts to build.

“ah! no ma’am.” jack tuts, slapping at your fingers. “you know you can’t touch those. those are mine.”

you whine, instead rubbing your tits against his knee, seeking stimulation anyway you can find it.

“jesus mike. she looks pathetic.”

robby exhales, car engine revving in the background. “fuck. wish i wasn’t driving so i could see.”

“yeah, she’s something right now. cunt swollen, mouth open - i don’t think there’s a thought in her little head right now.” jack grins, his hand coming to cup her cheek. “you with us, sweetheart?”

you keen, cunt pressed down hard, rolling your clit into his boot until you come, collapsing into his leg.

you can vaguely hear him and robby talking in the background, but your head is swimming, thighs drenched.

“fuck. that sounded like a big one.”

“oh yeah, brother.” jack lifted you slightly off his boot to see the damage. “she’s gonna have one a hell of a clean up.”

[ceriseangels]

michael robinavitch who hisses out a ‘thaaaats my girl’ when he sinks into you <333

[butterflykisses86]

When your circle is tiny but you all just got nominated for an Emmy.

[deathnote9999]

[dilflovingmisandrist]

john carters nose john carters nose john carters nose john carters nose UGHHHHHH #needthat

[baby-boy-stiles]

[ceriseangels]

Meet The Reader- Summer Barbie!Series

Summer Barbie!Reader...is sweet. She's cherries and watermelon and lip gloss kisses. She's gentle, patient, and loving, especially with Robby. She's a strawberry margarita with tajin along the rim, a sweet novel on the beach. She's a teacher, therefore, Robby gets to jet her around the world on all her breaks. Robby's always in awe of his girl, of her unabashed friendliness, her loving heart.

Summer Barbie!Reader...loves fashion. She's always dragging Robby to new stores and markets on their vacations, his credit card never has a day off. She has pieces from all over the world- Milan, Nice, Croatia. She revels in the soft drapings of new fabric, each piece paired with new shoes and a joyful story to tell your friends at home. Robby's always following happily, of course, a small smile taking permanent residence on his face as he treats his girl.**

Summer Barbie!Reader...convinces Robby to make a Spotify playlist with her. He's confused at first, unsure of the creation process, much more willing to stick with back-to-back albums. She changes his mind, though, because of course she does. It happens on an Italian interstate, all the windows of their rental car rolled down. The last line's of Sabrina Carpenter's Juno bleeding into Aerosmith's I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing. The whiplash it gives him is shocking, invigorating. The whole time she's smiling at him knowingly, lips pursed together as the songs speak for their love.

Summer Barbie!Reader...loves France. It was the first place Robby took her. Nice, to be specific. He claimed she didn't want to 'waste time with Parisian crowds'. It turns out he was right, and the charming southern city became a staple for the two of them. Her other top excursions include: the Amalfi Coast, the Poconos, and a small campground that he once unwillingly wrangled her to….more on that later. Robby's favorite spot is anywhere he's with her.

Series Masterlist

**there will be as few physical descriptors in the writing as possible, pics are just for outfit inspo <3

[homoromantictension]

smoking a cigarette and watching clips of s1-4 john carter like I'm a grizzled detective watching back footage of his dead wife who motivates his character arc

[knoxviiies]

Thinking abt massaging Robby from his head to his toes when he gets home from a completely exhausting shift

(and focusing on his feet the longest)