you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid

robin || they/them || artist || multi-fandom || art blog @frvr-rain || 21

[solomiracle]

lucifer catching you doing something stupid and he calls you endearing names/compliments you but in the most exasperated tone

"i trust you're not plotting my downfall with satan and belphie again, right, my beloved lamb?"

"you, the one who outshines all the stars in the sky... the one who takes my breath away with just a glimpse... are seriously going along with mammon's pyramid sceme?"

"my love, my reason for living, my light, my heart, my soul. explain to me why half of the room has been blown up."

[dingbatsy]

You sure showed him, Alastor 📻 😳

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My comic for the Alastor Anthology zine! @/Debergerc on bsky invited me for this project and I’m so glad they did! Thank you!!

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have observed a phenomenon where the longer a fandom goes without getting new content, the horniner the fandom gets

here, I drew a diagram showing what I mean:

I hypothesize this happens because fans will make predictions and connections and theories until they’ve thoroughly unpacked all of the new content, and eventually lose interest until new content is released again. However, a small part the fandom continues to release new content despite being nothing left to talk about. This is because they are very horny. Often fujoshis and porn artists, this subset of the fandom never fails to maintain production of fan content, even after years or decades have passed.

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[msponies]

mares in crisis

[poanist]

When you are already having a bad day and your situationship ghosts you 🙄

[sec0nd-breakfast]

Do y'all remember when we all watched Superman last summer and for a moment we were all kind and punk rock and there was hope in the world again

[dawnatlas]

a trio i made up

[aerequets]

more mehndi :D

[stella-draws-things]

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[samijen]

Night-blooming jasmine 🌙

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[dawnatlas]

im so rustyyy i missed drawing shuake

[fodsley]

just scrolling through a random catholic’s blog and this one had me burst out laughing

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[tuttle-did-it]

When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

[sassycurse]

one of the best feelings tbh