Things That Go Quack In The Night

Ducks, cross stitch and queer shit. Basically.

[mystitchworld]

red fish in the blue 🌊🐟

[shitpostsampler]

Pattern Release 8.29.19

Another week, another pattern release! As per usual they are pay what you can/what you want, with a suggested price. Up for this week is:

Spice

Which you can get here.

More Bread

Which you can get here.

Weird Hill

Which you can get here. We mention it in the pattern description, but we think this pattern looks rad in variegated floss, so feel free to ignore the charted blue placeholder.

Happy Stitching!

[flowersncoffeecups]

Taking a break from this kitty until I have a name to stitch

Pattern is Guest Approval by @shitpostsampler

[shitpostsampler]

A ghost baby!

[mysharona1987]

[theworldinstitches]

Here’s a coffees cross stitch chart to go with the previous pastries.

[astralstitches]

She. Is. Finished. 💚💚💚

[lying-cat-says-lying]

I have two lil assholes. Once I saw this pattern I knew I had to do it. A few things got changed around as I worked on it (mostly because i fucked up a couple times). but I'm super happy with it. Gonna frame it and hang it over their cat tree.

thanks so much for the pattern @shitpostsampler! I'm definitely going to do another one real soon.

[99problemsbutastitchaintone]

hahaha i love this post. i may only have one cat nephew, but they are such fascinating creatures (especially growing up with doggos)

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[captain-trash-cannot-deactivate]

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[robinstitchesthings]

@shitpostsampler 

[birdiestitching]

Arcanine

[shitpostsampler]

Pattern Release 8.22.19

It’s that time again! As per usual the patterns are pay what you can/what you want. Up for grabs this week is:

Verizon’s Loss

Which you can find here.

Person Shaped

Which you can find here. Get ready for the spooky times!

Happy Stitching!

[justabrowncoatedwench]

I recently made this version of @shitpostsampler‘s ‘Gender is a prison’ pattern for my best friend, @lokiofgallifrey‘s birthday. Now that I’ve finally given it to them, I can share this picture of the project with all of you!

The border is done in the colors of the trans pride flag, and the words are done in the nonbinary pride flag colors. It reads: Gender is a prison and I CHEWED THROUGH THE BARS.

Total work time: er, 5 or 6 days? I started it with the erroneous mindset of “I can totally finish this in 3 days”. Alas, I couldn’t, oh well.

[robinstitchesthings]

Having some fun with fonts and queer slogans!

[ringcat]

Finished the small lighthouse. This one is part of a nautical line, that I designed a while back.

You can find the pattern here