. . .

I am not an animal. I am a robot.

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

due to personal reasons you will be passing away

[tessfest]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[nyanbinyuri]

[acetrek]

[kermitlesbian]

i didn’t realize how much i needed this article until i read it

[musicoftheellipses]

[antique-scarecrow]

i’m angry because it’s true

[carrot-gallery]

i’m angry because this is a screenshotted tweet

[yourfaveisproudofyou]

Kirby from the Kirby series is proud of you!

[dirtbaby2016]

this guy was the worst trumpet player in the school for all four year he was in it and never learned what a scale was

[rcktpwr]

he just said trumpet sounds 

[sovietnam]

[griansmoustache]

im replacing my brain with a mined craft dirt block

[shmoobeardraws]

so i was thinking, what if in Miles’ universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

[kittensnax]

[alisonzai]

[alisonzai]

just must say that this makes me very happy like… yes b*tch make that cheese i love u and dedicate this comc to u 

[kizzkitten]

@princesparklypants did you make this

[lettersiarrange]

My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED

[theauspolchronicles]

Hey just so you know George Pell was found guilty of historical sex offenses but there’s a gag order on Australian media coverage so it doesn’t influence his upcoming 2nd trial so sssshhhh it’s a secret that George Pell is a trialled and convicted child abuser. Don’t be caught printing “Cardinal George Pell is guilty of historical sex offenses regarding children” because that’s not public information in Australia. Just a little secret between you, me, and every media outlet operating outside of Australia.

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

jordan peele is coming for all of us

[bluesmoth]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[delmondo]