titsay
Cosmic Funnies
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taylor price
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
PR's Tumblrdome
blake kathryn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
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tannertan36
art blog(derogatory)
Andulka
Xuebing Du
Product Placement
Mike Driver
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Today's Document
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@robotgirlbatteries
inviting a girl over to my home for sex, before leading her into my bedroom and leaving to the bathroom to get changed. moment's later, a series of puzzle boxes lower from the ceiling and i announce over the microphone that she is being tested. i forget to mute the mic so the sounds of me jacking off while i watch her do the puzzles is audible to her
Portal (2007) and portal 2 (2011)
"mind control is sex" "fighting is sex" "groping is sex" "injections are sex" maybe sex doesn't exist. maybe everyone is just making it up
Bravest bird in the flock
that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks
the walls in my house are really thick and the signal is really bad so the angel girls that visit always get a little fuzzy and groggy and sometimes even have trouble standing on their own. but. that's not a problem.
THAT'S RIGHT
Artist is @saagelius on Twitter
Handler and hound dynamic on a budget: Just push your girl around in a shopping cart while she is high.
Maybe give her a paintball gun
thinking about diatoms again
microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.
I like them a lot. they produce up to half of all earth's oxygen. the air you breathe is thanks to sun-eating stars made of glass. and that's pretty cool.
and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit
partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that
kidnapper throwing you in the trunk of her car, where you then hear her go back inside your place for what feels like 10 minutes, before coming back out and quickly opening the trunk to throw in your favourite plushie...
imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*
fuckkkk im so autonomous and intelligentttt im literally thinkmeat
breaking your leg is kind of moe
Broken doll tonight? Playing with a broken doll tonight, queen? Doll that's useless and can't follow a single order and gets tired brushing her teeth, getting used and toyed with regardless? Playing with a doll that isn't put together right and is missing parts and knows it, but it doesn't matter because she doesn't need to be or do anything to be the perfect doll for me? Entertaining myself with your broken doll body until you forget your name that you won't be needing anyway tonight, queen?
DISABILITY PRIDE!🎉 We eroticize what we can't change here!!! 🥳
me sexting: if that is amenable to you
my favorite junji ito panel
hey, hey, it’s ok! it’s alright! you failed but it’s ok, i promise. you don’t have to do anything anymore, you can just stay here with me and be mine, ok little hero? aw, what a good girl. sorry i broke your sword, i know it was special to you. it’s alright, you can cry if you want to. do you want to come here so i can hold you? ok, i’ll hold you as long as you want me to. being a hero was scary, huh? forcing all this pressure onto someone like you, it’s just too much. it’s ok, it’s ok, you don’t have to worry or do anything ever again. i’ll take care of you.
okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?
okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.
beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.
almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?
last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?
why are you still crying
