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@robotnikland-blog1
From the doofus that brought you sm64mario , silentspeedster, and robotnikland comes a brand spanking new account!
Phoenix Wright! Ace Attorney! Please like or reblog this post if you would like to interact with this defense attorney!
👍 ( The way you Role Play Eggman, hoo boy! Ain't he waaaay over the top, literally in a good way! The antic he does are superb too!! )
Oh jeez- Thank you!!! I’m doin my best to just have him be a big ol goofball. We’ve already got enough scary eggmen ;y
Send 👍 with a reason you like my portrayal or send 👎 with a reason you don't.
Be fair and don’t use this as an excuse to send hate.
@universalcarnival
...This was new. He installed so many security drones. So many alarms. So many cool little minibosses and...
This person just WALTZES on in.
“Okay. I am giving you five seconds to explain who you are.”
@mirageofthereef
There was a rumble on the rocky roofs above. Then another, and another. Clearly, something was trying to burrow into the lava reefs. It was having...little success.
“Bah. Why do I pay these stupid scrapheaps anything to make...wait, why am I paying them? I built them! They should work for free-GAH!” The rocks below gave way, and the doctor slipped through. In a giant scorpion mech. The doctor gives his signature mad grin. “Now, all I have to do is find that pesky rider and her little motobug too!” He failed to notice that she, along with her wife, were directly behind him.
the-ultimate-robian:
“Y’know……” A humming sound would be heard as Metal raised up his arm, which was now sporting a buster cannon, the tip of which having a soft, light-blue glow.
“I always knew you loved to run your mouth. Guess it’s time I shut it here, too. Let’s have a blast, shall we!?”
“SPREAD BUSTERR!!” Aiming at the rotund doctor, Metal would unleash a torrent of multiple laser blasts in a shotgun-like burst, as its name indicated.
“And another thing! You robotic teenagers are always so disrespectful! Whatever happened to respecting your eggman overlords-” The doctor gave the bot an odd look, watching the hand change into a bust. Despite it being physically impossible, his glasses widen in surprise. “Oh. No.” He quickly mashed the button that would roll up the windows to his egg pod, sweat beading down his face. “Now now, we can talk about this, can’t we? If you work for me, I’ll give you free oil and- please don’t shoot me.”
His window just finishes covering the fat man when the blasts hit. Upon impact, the doctor, along with his egg pod were sent flying into the stratosphere. There is a muffled scream from within. “I’ll get you for this, Metaaaaaal!” He then twinkled like a star, hopefully never to be seen again.
...You’ll probably see him again.
Like this post for a starter.
vindictiime:
That was a well earned description of Shadow if he had ever heard one. Being compared to such a being though spited him in a way he thought well dead. But visually he showed nothing. As he always had.
Taking a few steps forward malachite stared into the Doctor’s glasses. ‘I am nothing close to that of Shadow the hedgehog. No being such as him, could ever be what I am. I am Mephiles, Mephiles the dark and I am a part of an energy project gone wrong. One side to an ancient flame.’
“Energy project gone wrong, ancient flame...” The doctor made a deep grin as his glasses shined. “...Sounds like exactly the kind of power I’d like to control for myself!” His pod suddenly shoots back as he smashes some buttons into his controls and quickly dips below the area. What came back out was a rather big machine covered with spikes and the doctors ego.
His voice blared through a loudspeaker as he taunted the hedgehog. “Hohoho! This is my death egg robot, one of my strongest machines to date! I’d like to see you take this one down!”
If only he knew how terrible this would go for him.
loupxgarou:
He was most certainly talking to himself, and she wasn’t sure why she’d bothered stalking out into this field in the first place–nor why she was bothering to stick around now that she was aware the doctor had a (potentially) dangerous machine in the surrounding area. Perhaps it could be accounted to that dreaded curiosity that was so infamous for killing cats like herself?
Perhaps she could also pin the blame on her curiosity as to why she decided to inch closer–she couldn’t quite peek far enough to see what he was playing with. Some kind of game console? She’d never seen anything like it before–it was probably something he made himself, if she were to guess, based on the console and game theme. Chin resting in one of her hands, she throws all remaining caution out the window, and finally speaks up about his statements from before..
“Ya’know, Doc..I’ve noticed tha’ in some people, once ya get used ta somethin’, it can get kinda old–kinda borin’. Plus, did ya give ‘em any indication tha’ ya planned ta fight ‘em, or even wanted ‘em ta meet ya here? If they don’t know ya want ‘em ta meet ya, it ain’t like they can do it. I don’t know a whole lot ‘bout them, but I ain’t ever heard tha’ any of ‘em was mind readers..”
Sweet Chaos, Lykoi, what happened to keeping yourself out of dangerous situations? If your mother knew you were hanging around an evil mastermind notorious for trying to turn the world into his own personal empire and using small animals to power robots, she’d have fifteen consecutive strokes in one standing.
The doctor turned his head around for a moment to face the cat. “B-bah! Of course I told them! I even captured a few animals to make the deal set in stone! There’s no way he would just get bored, especially-”
Before he could finish that sentence, he noticed the animal capsule behind the cat was now empty. “W-...” He’s at a loss for words.He stares at it for about ten seconds before taking a deep breath. “Excuse me for one moment.” He rolls up his pod window and screams every hedgehog-related insult he can think of, before rolling it back down.
He rubs his temple, a vein glaringly pulsing on his forehead. “Keep it cool Eggman, remember your blood sugar...” He sighed, practicing some deep breathing, before turning back to the cat. “Guess you were right. Well done-”
Oh. Look. It finally dawned on him. “Wait, aren’t you supposed to be fleeing in terror? Do you know who I am?!”
redshoesandattitude:
He wasn’t surprised. His speed gave him more trouble these days than he was used to. So getting flung into another dimension, or universe he was’t sure which, wasn’t too uncommon, and he was getting more and more used to it. At least this dimension had someone familiar around, even if it had to be Eggman.
The hedgehog crosses his arms. Then freezes, eye going wide. Wait- had he time traveled instead? Oh great…
Was that better, or worse?
‘ You say that like I’ve been here before, Egghead. Are you sure you got the right Sonic here? Or has time done you the wrong way, and served you blind-side-up? ‘
Seems like this is a different Sonic. The doctor doubted that the hedgehog could forget something like the time eater, and-
BLIND SIDE UP?! “Gah! You and your demeaning egg puns! You have no right to say those things you- you glorified needlemouse you! Bah. I couldn’t care less what Sonic you are, I’ll still crush you into a puddle of blue jelly!” With that, he hovered back towards the river of water nearby and plunging in.
What came out was a robotic tentacle. Then another, and another, and another. Then out came a giant robotic squid head. “Hohohoho! Prepare yourself Sonic! I’ve created the ultimate amphibian menace! I present to you... THE EGG KRAKEN!” There’s a moment of pause for effect. “...Do you like it?”
vindictiime:
@robotnikland
‘Oh look, the great Dr. Eggman.’ There’s malice to his words as he looks over the robotic genius with notable distaste. Malachite hues studying him over before going back to being nose deep in his book. This time his study chose being that of astrology. ‘What brings you to me, Doctor?’
“You...are an interesting one, aren’t you?” The doctor hovers over with intense curiosity. “I’ve seen some of Sonic’s fakes, and you look rather similar to that Shadow buffoon. Tell me, are you as... brooding as him?” He is currently trying to see whether or not he could defeat this thing, whatever it is. Studying such a creature would bring much scientific data to his table.
Do you like robotic killing machines trying to not be what they were programmed to be after breaking away from their creator? How about cybernetic hedgehogs roaming the world in search of what they missed during their time wrapped around their inventor’s finger?
Well, you’ve found the perfect place! Here we’ve got Metal Sonic, violent in programming, and more than happy to let that original data shine forth if you dare cross his path in a negative light. He’s not afraid to show his power, but is trying to find himself on the straight and narrow. He’s not all bad. Just…mostly bad. And if you’d be interested in interaction, please Like or Reblog this Post!
enigmaincrimson:
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enigmaincrimson:
“Fine… I’ll give the short answer.” The pink furred “hedgehog” in the red dress uniform looked up at him and sort of glared at him for a few moments before finally saying something.
“Did you see a store around here that wasn’t there the other day and isn’t there now?”
(Using a placeholder for expressions…)
“I- I…I uh…” He looks around for a moment. Was this some sort of joke? “…No? Why do you ask?”
“Well… there used to be one… about here where I am standing.” Her ears seemed to flick around for a moment while giving a cool and rather calm response… no chuckling or laughter… just an answer.
Might as well be a little honest and have some fun at his expense.
“And you are telling me this because…?” He’s an extremely confused old man. “W-was it some sort of bombing factory? Did Sonic work here? Were they making anti-eggman propaganda?!”
“I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. I just know that if the store has moved in such a short time it’s not a good sign.” She left out the fact that she had only been out of the store for fifteen minutes and found it was missing when she got back.
“Question two… How about anyone suddenly gaining new abilities, resources, or anything else that they’d normally be unable to obtain?”
“Bah.” He sits back, deciding that this really didn’t make any sense to him. He decided to just play along and hope this hedgehog would leave eventually. “No. No I haven’t. At least, not recently. Why?”
“Considering how it usually goes… I could imagine you might be tempted to use whatever they took for your own ends.” Which was very accurate… considering the nature of the artifact or artifacts that might have been removed or stolen. He looked like the sort that might be foolish enough to try.
“However… I probably should mention that anything that could convince the owner to move the store in such a hurry is just as dangerous for the user as anyone else.”
“Yeah… sure, that fancy cape they have on display gives the wearer amazing superpowers, but they tend to just drop dead of exhaustion within a week regardless if they slept or not.”
The more the little red hedgehog talked, the bigger the grin on the old mans face. It appears that he’s going to completely disregard the warnings clearly laid out for him. “Hohoho! It appears I may have a manhunt on my hands! Tell me, would you happen to know where the owner went? I, uh...I want to have a simple chat with him! Over lunch! Yes!”
speedy-lightofhope:
“I’m probably going to be deaf after this..”
Sonic simpled laughed to himself. Yeah, Eggman was still the big idiot he had always been. He rubbed his head, as the speakers died and fell to the ground.
“Wooaah!”
Jumping back, he noticed the lasers that were lighting up the ground, so he quickly jumped on the speakers, rubbing his nose with his index finger.
“You know, Eggman. There’s a reason your plans always fail..”
A laugh left him again, as he jumped on the wall, leaving out a confident grin as he ran up the wall twoards Eggman.
“It’s because you leave Chances like this wide open!”
Sonic stopped for a second, reorganising himself. Sometimes it was really hard thinking, If he didn’t get his full 8 hours of sleep, he wouldn’t function properly. And.. that was fairly often. But soon, he blinked a little, shaking his head to keep himself organised. Jumping towards Eggman and landing behind him.
Smugly grinning, he tapped Eggmans shoulder, bending forward.
“Hey, I’m here, y’know?~”
The man gave a hearty laugh as the hedgehog hopped around. He was so close to defeating him, he could taste it! It tasted like blueberries, oddly. “Hohohohoho-ho?” He looked around, confused. He could hear sonic, but couldn’t see him.
“Gah! You wouldn’t know a good plan if it hit you over your spikey head, you nauseating needlemouse! I’ll have you- wait, what chances?” He looked around, now on the defensive. “Sonic!? Explain yourself! Where are you!” When he doesn’t hear a response, he starts to get oddly paranoid. “H-hey! You glorified porcupine! Answer me! Did you leave?!” He feels something tap his shoulder, and quickly turns around.
...And immediately wishes he didn’t. “A-AAAAAAAAAAH!” He lets out a high pitched scream and flies backwards, smashing into his turn tables. The lights on his disco ball start flickering, and turn off. The lights in the room turn on. “N-NO! Curse you, you meddling hedgehog! The next time we battle, you won’t be so lucky! I swear it!” His turntables are ejected from his pod, replaced with the standard controls. He smashes the windshield button, causing the normal plexiglass covering to slowly start covering him. “...Erm...one moment.”
thehouseofivo:
Julian opened up a Warp Ring and motioned for his alternate to follow him through. They’d arrive on a balcony overseeing the city as a whole from the fortress that was once ‘Scrap Brain Zone’.
The city was huge. So large it nearly touched the horizon. Down in the streets were Mobians, Humans, Robians and a fourth species that looked like mythological creatures, unicorns, demons, angels, the like.
“Welcome, to the Capital of Robotnik Industries. Robotropolis.” Julian showed his alternate. “I keep my people happy by doing my best to ensure their continued survival. I have apologized deeply for everything I’ve done…. I make sure to educate everyone in the schools I have. I ensure they teach the whole truth. Both sides…. how I became the tyrant and how I stopped…. how I affected the world with my darkness…. and how I’m ensuring it will never happen again.”
“You need to remember this. Never let what you’ve done be forgotten. It’s a reminder to learn from your mistakes. And to ensure you never let it happen again. I’ll help you build. I’ll help you learn. I’ll help you restore your dignity. And maybe someday, even Sonic will see the truth. Evil isn’t born. It’s made. And it can be unmade.”
“How amazing!” The man leaned down just far enough that it seemed as if he could slip off at any moment. Luckily, the man wasn’t stupid enough to get himself killed, and after a few seconds of staring down at the world below, he hopped back up. “You have done quite a wonderful job, my alternate self. I would have never imagined Mobians walking upon my cities without a care in the world. I must say, it’s rather calming.” A thought etched in his mind. They could kill all of them in an instant and use their carcasses as machines. His face visibly paled for a moment as he wiped his forehead with one of his gloves. His bare hand was covered in burn marks. He quickly slipped it back on. “...I apologize. That warp ring must have left me a little winded.” He is a changed man now. The man pulled out a previously unseen notepad and pen, and quickly wrote down as his alternate explained what actions lead him to where he was now. Quiet head nods and “mhms” emitted from the man as he wrote, wanting to get every detail. He smiled a tiny bit upon the mention of his rival. He was still a child, he imagined it would either be extremely easy or extremely hard to earn his trust. “I understand.” He snapped the notebook shut and slipped it back where it came from. “I suppose I should explain myself to the blue rode-...the hedgehog before I continue on. The last thing I need is for him to continue spreading my misdeeds.”
enigmaincrimson:
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“Fine… I’ll give the short answer.” The pink furred “hedgehog” in the red dress uniform looked up at him and sort of glared at him for a few moments before finally saying something.
“Did you see a store around here that wasn’t there the other day and isn’t there now?”
(Using a placeholder for expressions…)
“I- I…I uh…” He looks around for a moment. Was this some sort of joke? “…No? Why do you ask?”
“Well… there used to be one… about here where I am standing.” Her ears seemed to flick around for a moment while giving a cool and rather calm response… no chuckling or laughter… just an answer.
Might as well be a little honest and have some fun at his expense.
“And you are telling me this because…?” He’s an extremely confused old man. “W-was it some sort of bombing factory? Did Sonic work here? Were they making anti-eggman propaganda?!”
“I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. I just know that if the store has moved in such a short time it’s not a good sign.” She left out the fact that she had only been out of the store for fifteen minutes and found it was missing when she got back.
“Question two… How about anyone suddenly gaining new abilities, resources, or anything else that they’d normally be unable to obtain?”
“Bah.” He sits back, deciding that this really didn’t make any sense to him. He decided to just play along and hope this hedgehog would leave eventually. “No. No I haven’t. At least, not recently. Why?”
enigmaincrimson:
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enigmaincrimson:
“Fine… I’ll give the short answer.” The pink furred “hedgehog” in the red dress uniform looked up at him and sort of glared at him for a few moments before finally saying something.
“Did you see a store around here that wasn’t there the other day and isn’t there now?”
(Using a placeholder for expressions…)
“I- I…I uh…” He looks around for a moment. Was this some sort of joke? “…No? Why do you ask?”
“Well… there used to be one… about here where I am standing.” Her ears seemed to flick around for a moment while giving a cool and rather calm response… no chuckling or laughter… just an answer.
Might as well be a little honest and have some fun at his expense.
“And you are telling me this because...?” He’s an extremely confused old man. “W-was it some sort of bombing factory? Did Sonic work here? Were they making anti-eggman propaganda?!”
