im so glad i graduated

Kiana Khansmith
sheepfilms
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

oozey mess
hello vonnie

izzy's playlists!
One Nice Bug Per Day
RMH

@theartofmadeline
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
AnasAbdin
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell

#extradirty

Kaledo Art
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@robotoboyfriend
im so glad i graduated
Minecraft and his dog
Minecraft and his dog
Minecraft and his dog ..
Minecraft and his Dog. ..
Minecraft
Minecraft and his Dog
Me before Untitled Goose: nooo I can’t be mean in video games it makes me feel bad!
Me now: honk honk motherfucker where’s your god now
I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.
Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already
Please, for all of us... Buy it. Do it for humanity.
I would but for the rad skeleton man to rock your Halloween parties and make your neighbors extremely jealous takes a sacrifice of $99 fucking exactly
a small price to pay to rattle these bones
I've changed my mind, everyone reblog this version instead
where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!
New cryptid
Uh. Ok. Well, so, humans DO reflect light from the back of their eyes. It’s what causes red eyes in photos with flash.
Cocaine makes your pupils WIDE OPEN just like animals at night and the camera auto-adjusts for color, usually assuming the brightest color should be corrected to look mostly white
So…. No, this is just a naked crackhead…
a little less interesting, and yet so much more comforting
Further proof that crackheads are a super human race
when the nice enderman start to make scary noise
RUH ROW
(how scoob learned to talk)
increase my big titty spiders at all costs
i remember when overwatch came out the industry papers were honestly asking ‘can this game survive only on being fun?’ as though it were a foreign concept, and then effort was made to remove a portion of the fun to replace it with lootbox mechnics and people left to play fortnite because it was fun and then some of the fun was replaced with lootbox mechanics so people left to play minecraft
I have ADHD and INTERNET ACCESS why would I fuckin REMEMBER things
Mlem mlem mlem
Me flavored water
unrestrained summer fun
War. 💣War 💣never changes. When atomic☢️💥 fire 🔥🔥consumed the earth🌎,those who 💀survived 😱did so in great 💯underground 🕳vaults. When they opened, 😳their inhabitants 👨👨👦👦👨👩👧 set out ✈️🚗across ruins of the 🌏old world 🌍to build 🏢new societies, establish new villages🏕forming tribes🏜. As decades 😴📅 passed, what had been the American 🇺🇸🇺🇸southwest united🤝 beneath the flag 🏳 of the New California Republic🐻🐻dedicated to old world values, democracy🏛and the rule of law⚖️
As the Republic grew😮🌱so did its needs. Scouts 🏃🏃spread east ➡️➡️seeking 🔍👀territory and wealth 🤑 in the dry ☀️and merciless ☠️🦂expanse of the 🌵Mojave Desert🌵. They returned with tales 🗣of a city 🌃🏙untouched by the ☄️warheads 💣 that had scorched 🔥🔥the rest of the world 🌏and a great wall 🚧spanning the Colorado River🏞. The NCR mobilized⏩ its army 🔫😯and set it east➡️ to occupy👥the Hoover Dam 🚰🚿and restore💯 it to working condition. But across the Colorado, another 😲society had 🔼arisen🔼under a different flag. 🚩A vast army of ⛓slaves😱😰, forged in the conquest⚔️ of 8️⃣6️⃣ tribes: Caesar’s Legion. 🐂Four years have passed⏭ since the Republic held 🙌the Dam, just barely😪, against the Legion’s 😤onslaught. The Legion did not🙅♂️retreat. Across➡️the River, they gathered strength 💪Campfires 🔥burned🔥training drums🥁beat. Through it all, the 💸New Vegas Strip 🎲has stayed open 😉for business 💼💰under the control of its ❓mysterious❓overseer, 🖥Mr. House👴 and his army of rehabilitated Tribals and police robots 👮🤖
👉You 👈 are a courier🤠hired by the Mojave Express🌵✉️ to deliver a package📦 to the New Vegas Strip🌆. What seemed 😴 like a simple😐 delivery📬 job has taken a turn↩️…for the worst😨🤕🔫
straight girls after watching drag race once
some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?
me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do
year one of mental illness vs year ten
Courier, trying to talk themselves out of stealing the 37 gold bars in the Sierra Madre, knowing full well they'll die if they do:
Protip, if you make sure to decapitate Father Elijah, you can use his head as a carrying container to bring all of them. (His full body is too heavy.) It does kind of crash the Wasteland’s economy, though, since you’ve now got enough caps to buy literally anything you want, forever.
Courier, considering decapitating Father Elijah and using his head to transport 1300 lbs of gold back to the Wasteland, and effectively crashing the economy indefinitely: