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Welcome to my blog, Arctic Monkeys 🎸🎸🎸

[iraffiruse]

[blamethewolf]

calibraptor:

Oh my god I’m glad I’m not the only person that sees this

[mastersofthe80s]

[anni-doodles-deactivated2016041]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first word I say every year is “happy” and the last is “one”

[ruinedchildhood]

[iraffiruse]

[yungsquidward]

[soupmoss]

[giajade]

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

[aliilovely]

Every week

[trippietxxsh]

at least three times a week

[melanin-king]

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

[llewyindavis]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

[tahthetrickster]

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss

[ritavonbees]

rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable

[tigerator]

[joepublic]

[rsyem]

me when someone tries to flirt with me

[officialunitedstates]

“is this salt homemade?” you ask

“you tell me” i reply, pointing to the big jar of sodium sitting next to the big jar of chloride

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[degasdad]

i’ve pretty much never been less surprised by anything

[youngharlemnigga]

[dekutree]

[ebuaskew]

NYEH!