MACHINE THAT WEEPS

Hi I'm Wayne. Bi, Transmasc, Autistic, whiter than mayonnaise. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. He/They. In my 30s but too lazy to do the math to give you an exact age. This is a personal melange of stuff I find funny, neat, or thought provoking, sometimes two or more of those at the same time. I like birds.

[robowayne]

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Hi I'm Wayne and this is my tunglr.

I mostly just use this to reblog stuff these days.

This is the longest curated online space I own, going back to 2012. As a result, older posts will contain content or views I no longer condone. They are preserved here for historical reference.

Current material with adult themes (Genital mentions, drugs, etc.) are tagged under #nsft. Please add this tag to your filters and blacklists if you do not wish to see it. Older adult material prior to Jan 2024 will likely be untagged. You have been warned.

My original content and other fun things are hosted on my website, since I refuse to make it a part of the social media landscape. You can find it here: RoboWayne's Crystalline Fortress

Please do not follow if you are under 18.

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[quietwingsinthesky]

i do think there should be more stories and shows and stuff about guys falling in love with butch women actually, i think that’d be a good thing. and not ‘this is as butch as twitter can handle’, i mean butch as can fucking be without apology, and making those boys weak in the knees about it. i think it’s great actually to have f/m romances that exist to break gender norms, too. i think it sucks that the only mainstream het romances that exist are either about women who are already feminine or with women who are just a little too scarily masculine and have to be fixed into being girlier. that’s shit.

[quietwingsinthesky]

it’s not like. taking away from queer people if you let “the straights” have some genderfuckery in their romance, too. that’s good, actually, the blurring of gender roles and performance and getting better understandings of your own sexuality is good for everyone. and it’s really fucking weird if you think that mainstream “het” romances shouldn’t feature women who are “too masculine” because that’s only allowed for queer people, somehow.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[madamadamiu]

Singing to your long distance boyfriend that you share a mind with

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[skellydun]

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

[jehovahhthickness]

I literally gotta remind myself to give myself some mf grace because I’m mentally ill.

60% of my thoughts is some made up shit that makes me feel crazy.

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[cutecipher]

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

i literally can’t stop laughing at this

[3liza]

why is pjackk back unbanned?

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💬 1  🔁 0  ❤️ 60 · reference post about the "phantom report bug" · this post is not rebloggable because i need to be able to update it and ed

^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well

PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.

[cryptotheism]

The Greco Egyptian Magical Fragments are so fun

[cryptotheism]

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

[adhdo5]

Tumblr post 1: Stories are all too grimdark and such it is fash doomerism to assume reality is evil What we need in these times is stories that inspire hope that is truly revolutionary

Tumblr post 2: Stories are all too fluffy and happy and such it is fash revisionism to shy away from the darkness What we need in these times is stories that are cathartic and unsettling that is truly revolutionary

MORAL: All storytelling is evil (telling lies)

[dankxsinatra]

[cryptotheism]