The Wayneframe (Tumblr Edition)

Hi I'm Wayne. Bi, Transmasc, Autistic, whiter than mayonnaise. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. He/They. In my 30s but too lazy to do the math to give you an exact age. This is a personal melange of stuff I find funny, neat, or thought provoking, sometimes two or more of those at the same time. I like birds.

[robowayne]

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Hi I'm Wayne and this is my tunglr.

I mostly just use this to reblog stuff these days.

This is the longest curated online space I own, going back to 2012. As a result, older posts will contain content or views I no longer condone. They are preserved here for historical reference.

Current material with adult themes (Genital mentions, drugs, etc.) are tagged under #nsft. Please add this tag to your filters and blacklists if you do not wish to see it. Older adult material prior to Jan 2024 will likely be untagged. You have been warned.

My original content and other fun things are hosted on my website, since I refuse to make it a part of the social media landscape. You can find it here: The Wayneframe

Please do not follow if you are under 18.

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[sukimas]

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

[thewarmvoid]

my suffering isn’t gonna turn me cruel. It has turned me into a lot of things. Paranoid, scared, distant, perpetually burned out, anxious, chronically depressed, touch-averse, and more. but it has never made me cruel. I have hurt people and I have made mistakes. I have said yes when I should have said no. I have stayed when I should have gone. I have accepted when I should have rejected. I have waited when I should have run. But this has not turned me cruel. I cannot be made into a vessel for hatred. I cannot be turned into a weapon. I know who I am. I know how I have suffered. I know what I have done. I know that I am deeply flawed, and always will be. I do not chase perfection. I do not chase praise. I’m chasing authenticity. I’m chasing rest. I’m chasing safety. I’m chasing the version of me that isn’t so scared. And I’m gonna find them without turning cruel. I will continue to believe that there are more friends than there are enemies.

[lydiabrbpooping]

[lydiabrbpooping]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[aleshakills]

How did they find the worst audio ever made

[teaboot]

"surely an exaggeration" i thought, before hearing the worst audio ever made

[cryptotheism]

HOW TO BE GOTH IN HEAT WAVE

[isntnothing]

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

[ivy-michaels]

Something that reoriented my entire perspective was learning the reason so many Commonwealth English spellings have extra Us and Os. It’s not that this is something that American English does “wrong” for no reason, it’s the other way around, an effort by British nobility a few centuries back to retcon the English language into something derived from Latin. (It is Germanic)

Why did they do this? Well, basically cope. Cope for the Englishman’s perpetual attempt to out-class the French. An attempt that is always doomed to fail, because the English care, and the French don’t.

Anyway, the American spellings of color, favorite, honor, etc are correct.

[bitchystarlightbarbarianthethird]

What about tyre?

[ivy-michaels]

I'm indifferent to that one. The phonics work out the same.

[goldensonata]

Murderbot's Pterrible Pterosaur Ptorment

nobody tells you this but youre genuinely just allowed to draw yourself as a giant creature doing some jurassic park type shit to your favorite characters. im revolutionizing the self-insert game

[tsunflowers]

stupid but in a beautiful way. I'd like to see a heavenly beam of light illuminating the robot

[televisionenjoyer]

CAPTAIN JANEWAY JUST SAID RPF IS FINE???

[televisionenjoyer]

I'm crying she basically just said

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[torstherapy]

[blogginaturfuneral]

[sapphic-machine]

This is like lingerie for electronics

[redstonedust]

if i was president of the internet i would require all binary people to write a 3 page gender studies essay before i can issue their license to call that nonbinary character a lesbian or refer to their ships as yuri. you gotta prove youre not just shoving them into the girl-lite box, chief. you gotta earn it. thems the rules.