Robronotics

Mostly my love for Robert Sugden and Aaron Dingle, but full of all sorts of Emmerdale and maybe a pinch of Hollyoaks. Check out my regular blog prettyapathetic of you're so inclined. Christmas Robron drawings by @mmurdocks-law

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Watching yesterday’s EastEnders and I have to wonder. The whole square is looking for Gray. Police absolutely everywhere, but when Whitney sees him and screams they’re all suddenly, what? Out of earshot? Not covering large areas of the square? Someone please explain this to me.

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Okay, so let me get this straight. After Meena falls and isn’t breathing, the cops push two DOCTORS away to perform CPR? I mean I get the crime scene stuff, but I’m pretty sure saving someone’s, anyone’s life comes first?

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So we’re all under the same impression that Juliette had her PI guy or someone else (maybe she even did it herself) shine a light on Jimmy’s eyes while he was driving, y/y?

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I hope this storyline with Nancy and the CBD oil is about educating people on the many medical uses of CBD oil and not just leading people to believe it you get high off of CBD.

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Anyone else wondering if there’s a washroom in Harriet’s basement? Or is Will doing more than just bringing her some lunch.

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I hope Ella turns into an epic liar because if we really learn how to deal with the world from our parents, all Mandy is teacher her is how to lie and manipulate the people you love. Correction, I want her to be an epic liar specifically with Mandy. Her teen years will be crazy!

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So I’ve never had a kid, but I was under the impression that whoever is in the room with the mother doesn’t have to actual look at what’s happening during the birth, just stay above the sheet or whatever. So can Nate just be there to hold Tracy’s hand and just not look?

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Anyone else wonder why Diane hasn’t dyed her hair back? All this trying to forget Edward (even with keeping the baby) and the hair colour he convinced her to dye it just keeps on keeping on. I would’ve changed it immediately. Like even before he was dead.

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So I’ve been watching classic Emmerdale again and I just can’t get over how different Kim is in 1994. Constantly smiling, has actual friends! I just watched her make sure Frank didn’t fire someone because he’d had such a tough year. It’s like she’s a completely different person. I just hope the classic episodes I have don’t run out before I find out what the hell happened.

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Every time I think I can’t hate George more, he shows up in another scene.

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Okay, I get that Billy would be upset about Jay and Honey because he’s still in love with her, but why is everyone freaking out around them? They are single adults, I really don’t understand why people are so upset. Billy cheated on her and they broke up, can’t she see whoever the hell she wants?

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“It’s not everyday you get to block up a drain with a dead doctor.” *dies laughing*

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Is there anyone living in the old McQueen house now? Like is it just sitting empty? Do they own it or are they still paying rent?

These are the thoughts that keep me up at night. 😂

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Priya and Debbie banding together to take down Al is the best thing Emmerdale has done in a long time.

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I really hope when Priya and Debbie find out what’s going on that they don’t do the old crap where they fight with each other over Al and instead go after him with a vengeance.

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I have to admit, despite my love of Robron, I was willing to give Ben a chance seeing as it’s unlikely that Ryan is coming back to the show any time soon (if ever), but my god there is just NO chemistry. Like Ben is making such little impact on me that I had to read the credits to remember his name before writing this post.

I am, however, one of those people that enjoy Mackenzie flirting with Aaron. If Aaron had a type, Mackenzie is certainly more it, which could be what’s playing here, but even if nothing comes of that, those brief scenes of flirting were 1000x more interesting than anything with Ben.

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Okay, so if Lucas was convicted and sent to jail for being a serial killer, exactly how was he released? Is this something that is common (or even just plain old possible) in British law? Or am I missing something?