Follow the Yellow Brick Road--

-- To Jurassic Park

[teethands]

prehistoric tarot - death / the tower

[beifongkendo]

Dinosaurs 🦕🌿, leaf artwork by Raku Inoue

[faustlyaccused]

I would be the worst companion for the Doctor. He’d be like “all of time and space” and I’d go “dinosaurs. Straight up. Show me the dinos. Walk me though each time period. I want to see the herds. I want to know what colors they were. I want to HEAR them. Just pick me up and drop me off so I can draw them and memorize everything I can.” Like I’d be so boring to him but I’d THRIVE

[teethands]

prehistoric tarot - the emperor / the empress

[soranatus]

Spinosaurus full combo attack animation by Jean Nguyen!

[astraldemise]

i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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[astraldemise]

we need like a scale of unicorn. on one end you have amalthea last unicorn who is the peak of elegant otherworldly unicorns with silver and lavender colours. we need the opposite of that. we need a unicorn who looks like the horse version of a trucker

[astraldemise]

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like this

[rcris123]

I GOT YOU!! ✨✨✨

[smllscallywag]

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

[wolfythewitch]

another doodle

[wolfythewitch]

doodles

[remidrawsstuffs]

Epic the musical will be my personality for the whole year or more and I will have the entire soundtrack on my spotify wrap 2023 and no one can stop me

[probablybadrpgideas]

Unique D&D command words to activate magic items

Screaming

Any word with a prime number of syllables, no use of the letter “e”, an etymology connected to a Germanic language and that rhymes with at least 3 words the caster has heard in the last 7.52 hours.

“I hate you and I hope you fucking die” for a healing/buff spell

Relevant Vine references

“Will you marry me? This isn’t the command word I promise, I’m actually in love with you, run away with me and marry me”

The entire text of Finnegans Wake.

“Like and subscribe”

“Webster’s Dictionary defines ‘item’ as…”

Incredibly harsh swear words. Like, unprintably harsh. Jesus christ.

A very prolonged slurping noise

A rick-roll

“Yum Yum Yummers!”

A complex word in an ancient and eldritch language long lost to time and unpronounceable to human tongues, rendering the item completely useless.

Silence. Any time you’re not talking the item activates

Any and every usage of “And”, “But” and “Or” by anyone around you.

[grazztthedark]

A complex word in an ancient and eldritch language long lost to time and unpronounceable to human tongues, rendering the item completely useless.

This feels like a good way to make an extra powerful item unusable by the PCs, but usable by a single special bad guy. 

“Oh, so you want to use the illithid’s boots of megahaste? Just say the command word ‘Phlgurlzz’bnarb’”

[astraltrickster2]

do you love the color of the

WORM?

RedBubble

[cada-dreamer-127-deactivated202]

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

[musashi1596]

For the uninitiated, Blåhaj now has a new relative, a blue whale named Blåvingad whose mouth zips open

[bumblewyn]

AND he’s made from recycled plastic that’s been removed from the ocean!!!

[ampervadasz]

[homebeccer]

the Big Bad of our campaign is an evil snake lady so our rogue was brainstorming ideas to kill her and came up with:

Cutting off her arms so she would revert to a harmless garden snake

Having our Druid morph into a mongoose and fight her, like nature intended

Dropping food in her path so that her tail grows too long and she runs into it and gets a game over

[cupcakecreeper]

All my plans are good???

[rivers-for-me]

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

[proudspoonie]

[konoko]