Rock My Boat

Aliyah. Twenty-four. Qwoc. Austin/DFW.

[itsthelittlestthings]

Bitches be turning into a blushing puddle as soon as you call them any pet name. It's me I'm bitches

[vanny-more]

[slangwang]

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

[discountbadjokes]

ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[aangarchy]

I didn’t know memes could go this far

We have reached the ultimate meme

[catsbeaversandducks]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

[lucindagoose]

unrestrained winter fun

[hwardlaunch]

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

[hwardlaunch]

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

[undomestication]

desiring something I can neither recognize nor define

[everythingstarstuff]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[screwyouandrew]

VIDEO SOURCE

(Turn on the sound!!)

[tikkety-tok]

the way they slowly scoot over 😂😭

[justalittlelostt]

Quality Content

[candiikismet]

I’m screaming laughing lmao

[leauxevol]

Where can I find these suits!?!?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uhhdenki]

a Very Important masterpost :)

[frogwitaglock]

BUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY

[catchymemes]

[hymnofvalefor]

[pansexualandnervous]

He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣

[musicalhell]

I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose extremists or some shit

[my-skin-is-darker-than-your-blog]

For someone who needed this

[therosethtsmokesclouds-deactiva]

A Message from the Claw

[machetelanding]

[end0skeletal-undead]

The chubby echidna was brought into Bonorong Wildlife Sanctuary in Hobart, Tasmania, for medical treatment after being clipped by a vehicle.

The situation could have been dire, but Eleanor’s glorious fatness got in the way – the chonky lady escaped the ordeal with only minor bruising.

Read the full article here via Unlaid.

Photo: Bonorong Wildlife Sanctuary/Facebook

[veryfunnymemes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[doubleca5t]

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

[luckgandor-remaking-deactivated]

(shane madej voice) let me spin you a yarn ye shan’t soon forget…i’m being eaten alive by crabs right now