[rockbottom-riser]

Some things i couldn’t say

3 AM

Ship in a bottle

Land locked blues

Haligh, haligh, a lie, haligh

Part heart

Lua

Merry happy

Its cool we can still be friends

The calendar hung itself

Are you there sweetheart?

Perfect sonnet

[nacizanebirgecee]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

one of these days im going to say the F word

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

then youll be sorry

[depsidase]

[holyself11235-deactivated202109]

i am but an old man and tumblr is a construction site in italy

[radicalg]

So this is straight up a real thing. I am shook at how spot on OP’s metaphor is. I too offer unwanted advice.

[angelicguy]

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

[charlesreeza]

Dead Guy - Roman, c. 300 BCE, terra cotta

Part of a tableau depicting a battle between the Greeks and the Amazons.  Photo by Charles Reeza at the Museum of Art and History, Geneva.

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

He was so thick he fucking died

[explorerrowan]

He was so dummy thicc the clap of his ass cheeks alerted the Amazons.

[alifeingrain]

Gloucestershire - May 2020 Pentax K1000 on Kodak Gold 200

[clubdreamm-deactivated20210114]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[niggazinmoscow]

[ofparadoxalmind-deactivated2022]

Lmao

[markv5]

Кот алкоголик - горе в семье…

[dualityofsquid]

“alcoholic cat - a shame to his family…”

[aidashakur]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

[zagreus]

this will be my go-to excuse from now on

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[imalwaysaslutforthevoid]

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

[pancakeke]

hate when people think I know stuff. I dont know anything, I just use Google. I Google simple words because they look like they're spelled wrong and I cant be sure. I Google how to boil eggs every time I do it. this is who I am.

[itchycoil]

You’re a random nobody

Me to a newborn baby