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charlesoberonn

Light Yagami: *furiously writing Bugs Bunny's name in the Death Note*

Bugs Bunny: *standing behind him and peering over his shoulder* "Bugs" is spelled with a Z.

Light Yagami: *without turning around* Ah yes, thank you *erasing furiously and continues writing*

Bugs Bunny: *stroking chin* Or was it an S?

Light Yagami: *erasing again and writing again*

Bugs Bunny: No, it was definitely a Z.

Light Yagami: *erasing again, even more agitated*

Bugs Bunny: Wait! It was a TH!

Light Yagami: *turning around, red faced* Can you decide on a spelling already?! *awkward pause, realizing who he's talking to*

Light Yagami: *screams, notebook and pen shooting up*

Bugs Bunny: *yoinks them both out of the air* Now let's see... Light Yagami... *begins scribbling*

Light Yagami: *on his knees, hands clasped* Wait, no, please, I beg of you! Spare me!

Bugs Bunny: *turning the Death Note around to reveal he doodled an unflattering caricature of Light*

creekfiend

something that's important I think is that everything that's good for human children to do is also good for human adults to do because actually they're things that are good for all humans to do. things like

recess

making up stories

arts and crafts

clambering

dig a hole

learn new things

build stuff, with blocks or otherwise

prepare and cook food with family

sing a little song

humming

coloring

side walk chalk

rhymes and tongue twisters

jig saw puzzle

bounce a ball

chase

dress up game

face painting

skipping, hopping, jumping etc

cut your own hair or someone else's hair bad

wear clothing items that don't go together

draw on the wall

friendship bracelet

casual silly low-stakes competition like "who can win at red rover" instead of deadly serious high-stakes competition like "which of us gets to have a kajillion dollars and exploit everyone and which of us can't afford their medication"

juice box

wellshitcaitlin

@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!

It is actually rare that I get shown stuff that could ACTUALLY be the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy within Holy Roman Catholicism.

“Jesus actually survived the crucifixion” is legitimately one of the most terrifyingly viable heretical traditions you could start. It fulfills the exact ramifications for a popular and overwhelming heresy: It supports and glorifies Christ’s strength (so powerful he could not die in a meaningful way), encouraging different theological philosophies and understandings of the source material, and is COMPLETELY RUINOUS about the WHOLE POINT of Jesus as the Lamb of God. He is destined to die to take on the sins of all humanity forever so we can br forgiven. The death and the resurrection of Christ after his journey into Hell for three days is cosmologically as important as the Trinity. It is one of the pivotal foundations of the entirety of the religion.

If Jesus didn’t die, he didn’t die for us. That changes a LOT of things. But it is at its root a heresy which is not anti-Christian and is instead just a completely irreconcilable veneration.

I love this woman. I need to encourage her to be like this.

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

tOxIcItY iS a ChArAcTeR tYpE this is fucking amazing

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

Okay it’s been several hours and I’m still not even slightly over this.

Like, Jesus said “I am the resurrection and the life, except the resurrection bit is metaphorical, because I’m too swole to actually die.”

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, but not really, for he made his only begotten son super fucking butch. Like, obviously way too butch to actually succumb to a little crucifying.”

“Pilate was surprised to hear that he was already dead. Summoning the centurion, he asked him if Jesus had already died. The centurion said to him, ‘Jesus is too shredded to kill, he’s like the Terminator, nothing can take him out.’ Pilate sent Joseph away with nothing, for Jesus was indestructible.”

“The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified but absolutely did not die. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he was just taking a little nap. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He never died, you all really jumped the gun this time.’”

“The Son of Man is going to be betrayed into the hands of men, but it would take an atomic bomb to kill him, he’ll be fine.”

espanolbot2

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, for he shall be positively jacked, and for his swollage will enable him to bung the biggest rock he could lay his turkey-sized hands upon those that displease him. Amen.

fade-steppin

anyone want to start a new branch of christianity with me? i’m calling it Unkillable Jesus

tanukiham

turns out they very much did not kill jesus

internerdionality

How dare you leave “ma’am? MORMONS don’t even do that” in the tags

possumcollege

The podcast Knowledge Fight points this out about Alex Jones constantly. On his shows, Jones claims to receive “direct downloads” from God about the nature of the universe and routine divine instruction to wake up and watch a digital clock change while the lord counts it down to the millisecond. This shit is either blasphemous as fuck or they need to start writing new books of the Bible with titles like “Alex and the Chicken-Fried Steak.”

He’s a blazing example of weaponized faith, simultaneously covering his legal ass by reminding listeners that the lord said, “vengeance is mine,” then telling listeners that you must obey when you believe God has chosen you as his messenger.

saprophilous

Art I did for Lunacid (thank you Kira)

lowpolyanimals

Dagoth Ur from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

staff

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

sariannearies

"Lighteater" Weird creatures/angels saga continues. I created several pieces of these in last 4-5 month. Now it is time to make it everyone else's problem >:) Made with acrylic markers + color pencils + some Photoshop edits to make the scan resemble the original :')

ethernalium

lurrlonde

its a heavy burden, having a heart as big as a city. and heavier still when it loves you back

prints

saprophilous

Vicar Amelia

Print available here!

deadaccccccount

prokopetz

It's fun how people who got into Battletech via the tabletop games and people who got into Battletech via the video games both have an impression of the setting as revolving around the political dramas of one specific group of people (plus a bunch of provincial assholes who don't matter Way Over There), and they're both talking about the same two groups from opposite directions.

prokopetz

Like, I know this happens with a lot of media franchises, but it's one of the only cases I can think of where the two major sides of the fandom's central factionalism are so cleanly divided by medium.