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kekiiro

it's important to keep frogs away from your mech, or they'll eat your fuel rods

16-14

as a vaporeon your only mission in life is to slap your biiiiiiiig damn tail and splash around

16-14

as a flareon your only mission in life around is to be fluffy and have an awesome attack stat

16-14

as a jolteon your only mission in life is to run around super fuckin fast and be spikey and cool

16-14

as an umbreon your only mission on life is to glow and lurch around and go "rrrreaerrr" and stare at stuff with your red eyes

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as an espeon your only mission in life is to hear a whole lotta stuff with your big ears and make stuff float and bask in the sun

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as a leafeon your only mission in life is to have dope defenses and go around in forests and be cool and green

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as a glaceon your only mission in life is to walk around graciously in the cold and lay comfortably in the snow

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as a sylveon your only mission in life is to go around joyously and hold onto stuff with your big ribbons and go "(whistling sound)"

16-14

as an eevee

evui

lemeebo

Rory Nyte

mopdog8

levee and blanca big love

cali

history of speech bubbles

necromancelena

has anyone ever noticed that the air is way too loud

mollyjames

It's not often and I dont necessarily recommend it, but it is very satisfying being an asshole to your friend in just the right way at just the right time to knock them out of a funk

mediumdata

I had a friend recently go through an STD scare (he's fine) and when I was looking over his test results I sadly told him it looked like he also had Bofa.

When he looked at me stricken and asked what that was I said, "Bofa deez nuts."

catboybiologist

VENT POST

archatlas

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

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what the fuck

In the rain

Effervescent

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

dingdongyouarewrong

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

averagejoey2000

dingdongyouarewrong

well damn . egg on my face

dingdongyouarewrong

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

averagejoey2000

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

averagejoey2000

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

averagejoey2000

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

averagejoey2000

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.