notaracoon

there's no one like me except me (official account)

[rocketnotraccoon]

What's up?

Don't tell me I honestly do not give a rats ass

But if there's a problem I'll help you solve it like a furry alien would (aka me)

[spidey-official]

Jarvis,

shit my pants

computa make this guy supa gay and shit his pants

[rocketnotraccoon]

my best bomb drop if you know what I mean

[spidey-official]

i dont wanna work tomorrow do u wanna cover my shift for me ? i’ll buy you lunch!!

the fact that i genuinely considered it when you mentioned lunch

[rocketnotraccoon]

fatty.

[spidey-official]

who do i gotta fuck for a bag of cool ranch doritoes up in this joint

[rocketnotraccoon]

ask those animals that look like me. they know great spots for free

[spidey-official]

can u do a backflip

oh buddy

[rocketnotraccoon]

you're that spider guy on YouTube right

[official-buckybarnes]

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL EMO DAY !!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

What does that have to do with me?

[rocketnotraccoon]

like you don't know

[official-buckybarnes]

I seriously don’t. Do enlighten me.

[rocketnotraccoon]

your clothes, your hair, your goddamn soul

[official-buckybarnes]

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL EMO DAY !!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

What does that have to do with me?

[rocketnotraccoon]

like you don't know

[buckyofficialbarnes]

apparently people take freezing cold showers and I would like to say that anyone who doesn’t willingly burn alive in theirs is insane

[peterparker-official]

See but i burn my skin off and then turn it cold at the end

[rocketnotraccoon]

you're special but you're not that special

[spidey-official]

chicken jockey

please let me experience peace for once in my life rocket

[rocketnotraccoon]

are you that dumb that you can't make the first letter of my name a big one

[spidey-official]

"big one" are you 5?

[rocketnotraccoon]

sorry if I ain't good with vocabulistics goddamn

[spidey-official]

chicken jockey

please let me experience peace for once in my life rocket

[rocketnotraccoon]

are you that dumb that you can't make the first letter of my name a big one

[kweendestiny]

[official-buckybarnes]

So…. I’m known as a deadbolt?

[rocketnotraccoon]

so it means you're past your lifespan bud

[tonystark-official]

Missed me?

[rocketnotraccoon]

no

[spidey-official]

some guy on a rooftop tried to hit me with a broom. respect the effort, but sir, i am not a raccoon.

[rocketnotraccoon]

if you think this is a threat we face, you're wrong. get your facts right before advocating, idiot-man

[spidey-official]

i have never once in my life swung through nyc without at least one guy yelling "HEY, WATCH IT" like yes sir my deepest apologies for briefly existing in your line of sight.

[rocketnotraccoon]

you better. he's probably walking there.

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

There's more:

[samwilson-official]

The first one makes me worry for Rocket

@rocketraccoonrp @rocketnotraccoon

[rocketnotraccoon]

wdym I would enjoy that a lot more than blowing up a moon. that says a lot.

[rocketnotraccoon]

hey buddy

@rocketraccoonrp

I thought we were gonna go on a heist wtf whyd you flake like your dandruff