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âMeet Sydney, a male umbrella cockatoo socializing with Vet Hospital Staffâ
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theyre so beautiful
Hot hot hot hot chocolate
HEY WE GOT IT
It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and âsmooth it out.â
Also, if youâre playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.
And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again
If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it
If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain âugh you shot me blaahhâ
when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh
I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.
Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isnât cool. Theyâre kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, thatâs fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.
âI donât want to play, Iâm grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.â
Itâs literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.
@sixpenceee they made a marble hornets movie! I started watching the web series a long time ago and I saw this at a family video today.
When is this country going to have a real revolution? I dont want to sound like an anarchist but come on, we all know the problems and our government isnât addressing it.
No, pls sound like an anarchist cuz thatâs the only way shit will get done
This is either the biggest coincidence or tumblr literally walked in my house and said âfuck sex workersâ then kicked me in the face lmao.
Damn
Twitter List 2
Since Tumblr is banning porn hereâs a list of sex work babes you should definitely follow on Twitter!
Iâve linked each because of the shadowban on twitter sometimes its not possible to just search names
www.twitter.com/femdomvenus
www.twitter.com/777angelgrl777
www.twitter.com/losingteethxx
www.twitter.com/dolli-heart
www.twitter.com/blueberryspicex
www.twitter.com/patheticandgood
www.twitter.com/softitlita
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The chemical name for vitamin C is âascorbic acidâ. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?
Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is âno-scurvy acidâ.
The Cut doesnât just bring us lists about what Chris looks like, they also brings us important information on NYCâs newest and hottest resident.
I love him
I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.
This is it.
This is officially the best thing Iâve ever seen.
reblogging both for the video and for the hi-res version of this reaction image.
JUST WATCH IT OK
Holt shit
YES
I am scared and confused.
I love thisâŠ.those kids are geniusesâŠand do they actually know how to play/tongue/bow the instrument they were playing in that video? Not doubting them or anything it just looked like they swapped instrumentsâŠ.
Ok, as the person in the blue shirt on the left, I can explain what is going on here.
On the far left, you see a clarinetist playing a broken cello. Â She does not know how to play the cello. Â (Nor does that cello have any intention of being played.)
My friend and I are collectively playing a frankenstein of an instrument that I like to call the âEb bassooninet.â  Itâs an Eb clarinet with a bassoon bocal attached. It sounds like a dying duck.
The bassoonist in the middle is the only one playing a normal instrument normally.
Second from the right, you see a clarinetist playing half a clarinet.
Finally, on the far right you see a clarinetist playing a Bb clarinet that is pulled out so far at every joint that it approximates an A clarinet.
The best part about this video is that everyone is actually a really accomplished musician, not that youâd guess it xD
au contraire, this is the kind of thing ONLY accomplished musicians are fucking weird enough to come up with
What the fuck is wrong with you people
actually this is the only good thing staff has ever done
June 30 2018 - A waitress in Georgia takes no shit from a man who gropes her while walking by. Ryan Cherwinski, 31, of Palm Bay, Florida, was taken into custody at the scene, in front of his wife and two kids, and charged with sexual battery. [video]
i hope his wife divorces him
Direct. Action.
God this gives me so much pussy energy. The way he keeps walking because he âknowsâ there will be no consequences⊠except when there are and she slams his bitch ass straight in that chair. Like he must be so shocked
I actually feel sorry for the likely unpaid intern sitting at tumblr HQ dealing with all our bullshit and snark while those actually in charge watch the world burn from a safe distance and blame it on us damn kids not buying more products. Because ultimately this is what this about. Verizon needs to make money from Tumblr, and Verizon canât make money cause Apple says âno adult contentâ and Apple has a stranglehold on the app market.
The fact that a lot of us use tumblr to host our own services and products as independent creators, often as our only source of income, is irrelevant to them. The fact that to many of us this is our community is meaningless to them. Weâre acceptable collateral damage to furthering corporate greed and thatâs the fucking tea on that.
Also to the hypothetical unpaid intern: leave, sweety. You can do better, and youâre worth so much more.
I thought Apple removed the app because of the CP though ?Â
Not that I donât think Apple is evil or donât have a stranglehold on the market, but if the removal was specifically because of the pedophilia then that was a more than fair decision. Come to think of it, if it was because of all the porn bots it was also pretty fair. Tumblr should have gotten its shit together way earlier about that and if the whole âno adult contentâ thing is wholly their decisions then this mess is on them for not being able to manage their own website, panicking when thereâs finally some consequences and deciding that trying to ban all âadult contentâ instead of dealing with the actual problem is the way to go
 (so yeah hypothetical intern might want to find a better, not completely incompetent place of work)
The CP is what forced them to roll out changes quicker, but otherwise this NSFW ban has been in the planning for quite some time. They were always planning to do this.
That whole âoh we rolled back the filtering systemâ that happened a while ago cause the algorithm was bullshit? Was them testing it to see a) how well it worked but also b) how weâd react.
But because, and this is all through the grapevine stuff and âanon sourcesâ who were willing to talk to Vox (source), Verizon havenât been putting any money into Tumblr since they bought it, the engineers that run the site have been jumping ship left right and center for better gigs (without being offered any reason to stay), so thereâs been increasingly fewer staff to maintain or make changes, so the filter is still bullshit, still broken, and the site is only going to break further as time goes on cause no money is going into maintaining the basic infrastructure. So it doesnât just seem like things are broken and no one is fixing it, things actually are breaking down, and thereâs not enough people with the know how to fix it.
Tumblr is like the house built on sinking sand at this point. It just so also happens to be built on top of a tire fire as well, and the âdiscoveryâ of a CP circuit was just the thing that made them go âoh shit oh god oh shitâ when Apple finally got sick of their shit and pulled the app. (And Apple is notorious for not allowing apps âthat contain user generated content that is frequently pornographicâ or for trying to muscle them out of site out of mind (source)(source)(source) so to the people in the notes going âuuuh they allow snapchat???â, yeah, for now. It also likely has different age restrictions and details in their ToS compared to the android one, where the rules about apps are a lot more lax, something which Steve Jobs himself was snarky about (source).)
Jesus Christ Iâm so mad at myself for not knowing about any of this until now
Donât be! The facts are only just now starting to emerge as people are becoming willing to speak out and talk, but also, some of these things are well hidden!!
Big companies pay big money for you to never know these things about them, they scrub their google returns clean so that most of the time all you will ever find are positive results. Most people didnât even know that Yahoo had been acquired by Verizon until recently. Some people still donât.
Misinformation is how chaos thrives, and chaos can often be capitalized on provided itâs a carefully curated kind. All of this?âlaughable as it is to say, was planned. Poorly planned, and even more poorly executed, but premeditated all the same. As is anything that is done by a corporate company.
This is why things like Net Neutrality did and do matter. This is why telecommunication companies developing a monopoly over the Internet was a bad idea. This is why so many of us have been freaking out while others call us tin foil hatters go âugh come on guys, itâs not a big dealâ because it does matter! The small things matter! Because the small things eventually make up the whole and sometimes the whole turns out to be a big steaming pile of mass censorship in favor of profit. And thatâs a Problem.
So donât be mad at yourself. Not when itâs time to get mad at them.