[rocketpuck]

call me leo! 🦁

god wanted me to suffer so she made me get into hockey 🤷‍♀️

teams: montreal victoire ♡ montreal canadiens ♡ san jose sharks

come say hi :) i follow from @/queerbatch <3

[deniedbydesbiens]

in a twist nobody saw coming attaching your happiness to a sports team is terrible for your mental health

[habitant]

d-partners + tuba | 30/05/2026

[rocketpuck]

you guys i didnt mean to get attached to a pwhl team yet cos i knew theyre gonna get scrambled but i unfortunately did and now i'm about to witness horrors

[mints-tea93]

they had to give lane a box 😭

[glittertimes800]

unofficial 2026 end of season nhl tumblr census!!

NHL tumblr census

[quietconspiracy]

I’m not saying I want a goalie fight more than usual, but…

[rocketpuck]

tbh can forgive the habs for no pride month post bc it would feel like utter whiplash to see a "happy pride 🌈🥰✨️❤️" post after hearing the "gally's leaving 🌧😭💔🥀" news

[willmackism]

@/SanJoseSharks: Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[rocketpuck]

i dont wanna wake up to news like this take it back

[whimsysful]

look, some guys are winners. some guys are losers. and some guys are seemingly doomed to forever suffer under a devastating slip-through-your-fingers-at-the-final-heartbreaking-moment, nevermore shall the boy win, fuck you and your family and your little dog too, inescapable, inexorable black magic curse

[whimsysful]

AS I WAS SAYING. some guys are winners. some guys just can’t stop winning!!! some guys’ lucky girl syndrome needs to take a mf’ing day off before it breaks the probability index of the time-space continuum

[deniedbydesbiens]

shes such a menace I love her

[hearteyesilya]

🥰 montreal goalies 🥰

[rocketpuck]

everything is ok in mtl hockey world rn. victoire have taken over the city as rightful queens AND habs celebrating now that they don't have to carry the burden of taking out v*gas <3

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[we-rule-the-kingdom-inside]

this is frying me so bad. imagine showing up to the montreal victoire parade and you have no context for bou and her fuckass tuba

and now all of canada knows about your tuba