Hi! Hello! Welcome to my little corner of tumblr! Make yourselves comfortable! I’m glad you came!
This is my little avatar guy: (not my art)
I’m River! Here’s some stuff about me:
Pronouns: They/She
Gender: Nonbinary Demigirl
Sexuality: Lesbian
Favorite Color: Dark Green, Light Purple, Black, and All Shades of Gray
Favorite Animal: Wolf/Dragon
Personality Type: INFP
This blog is a safe space for queer people, minority groups, artists, and anyone who doesn’t make a point of being a jerk!
This blog is NOT a welcoming space for anyone who is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or a general creep. Also, to fellow Americans: if you are a trump supporter, please go away. We don’t like trump here. At all.
I do incorrect quotes, bad fanart, and those alignment chart meme things! This started as a Tales of Arcadia blog, but I’m branching out! Here’s some fandoms I’ll probably be in: Tales of Arcadia, Avatar the Last Airbender, The Hollow, The Dragon Prince, DC Superhero Girls, Young Justice, The Owl House, Carmen Sandiego, The Amazing Digital Circus, Jentry Chau vs. the Underworld, Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts, Big Hero Six, Teen Titans, Lilo and Stitch, Hilda, and Disney ZOMBIES.
Let’s see… What else can I tell you…
I have cats, goats, chickens, dogs, and fish.
I am a minor. Don’t be weird.
I’m a vegetarian/ kinda vegan, but not an annoying one. Seriously, I don’t care what other people eat.
I’m the oldest of six.
I love reading.
I’m an atheist, again not an annoying one.
I collect squishmallows.
I have a weird obsession with artificial hearts. Yes, like the medical device.
I love art, but am bad at it.
I love plants and hedgehogs.
Oh yeah! These are my blorbos! I keep pictures of them taped to my wall! 😅
Anyway, enjoy the blog! And if you don’t, and never want to see me again, and intend to just leave and never come back, have a great life!
does anyone have any tips for writing fic? i have a staticapple parasite in my brain trying to escape but every other fic i've tried to write always ends up unfinished. and then I go back and read it and i want to scratch my eyes out
I always script fics in my head first? Definitely read some examples similar to what you want to do. Don’t be too judgmental of yourself, get it down first, revise it later. You have to start somewhere. Personally, I usually rewrite it over and over in my head to the point of subconsciously acting it out, which I probably wouldn’t recommend. (you get weird looks in public) That’s all I got. Best of luck unto you.
does anyone have any tips for writing fic? i have a staticapple parasite in my brain trying to escape but every other fic i've tried to write always ends up unfinished. and then I go back and read it and i want to scratch my eyes out
I always script fics in my head first? Definitely read some examples similar to what you want to do. Don’t be too judgmental of yourself, get it down first, revise it later. You have to start somewhere. Personally, I usually rewrite it over and over in my head to the point of subconsciously acting it out, which I probably wouldn’t recommend. (you get weird looks in public) That’s all I got. Best of luck unto you.
AH, BUT I HAVE AN ARMY OF SQUID! AS YOU KNOW, SQUID HAVE TEN APPENDAGES INSTEAD OF JUST EIGHT! YOU’RE OUTNUMBERED AND YOU AND YOUR OCTOPI WILL BE BOOPED >:)
YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER ONE VERY IMPORTANT FACT. SQUIDS CANNOT MOVE ON LAND. OCTOPUSES CAN. YOU AND YOUR SQUIDS ARE EASILY OVERTAKEN BY MY MORE MOBILE OCTOPUS ARMY.
YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER THAT I COULD STEAL A MOBILE AQUARIUM FROM A ZOO AND PUT EACH AND EVERY SQUID INSIDE WITH THE TOP TAKEN OFF, NOT ONLY ALLOWING THEM TO MOVE, BUT MAKING THEM EVEN FASTER THAN YOUR PUNY OCTOPUSES! NOSES: BOOPED!
OF COURSE. BUT MY OCTOPUSES, AS ALL OCTOPUSES ARE, ARE VENOMOUS. THE MOMENT YOUR SQUIDS MAKE CONTACT, THEY DRILL IN THEIR BEAKS AND PARALYZE EVERY SQUID. NOW DEFENSELESS, YOUR SQUIDS ARE AT THE MERCY OF MY NOSE BOOPING OCTOPUSES.
AH, BUT I HAVE AN ARMY OF SQUID! AS YOU KNOW, SQUID HAVE TEN APPENDAGES INSTEAD OF JUST EIGHT! YOU’RE OUTNUMBERED AND YOU AND YOUR OCTOPI WILL BE BOOPED >:)
YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER ONE VERY IMPORTANT FACT. SQUIDS CANNOT MOVE ON LAND. OCTOPUSES CAN. YOU AND YOUR SQUIDS ARE EASILY OVERTAKEN BY MY MORE MOBILE OCTOPUS ARMY.
YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER THAT I COULD STEAL A MOBILE AQUARIUM FROM A ZOO AND PUT EACH AND EVERY SQUID INSIDE WITH THE TOP TAKEN OFF, NOT ONLY ALLOWING THEM TO MOVE, BUT MAKING THEM EVEN FASTER THAN YOUR PUNY OCTOPUSES! NOSES: BOOPED!
OF COURSE. BUT MY OCTOPUSES, AS ALL OCTOPUSES ARE, ARE VENOMOUS. THE MOMENT YOUR SQUIDS MAKE CONTACT, THEY DRILL IN THEIR BEAKS AND PARALYZE EVERY SQUID. NOW DEFENSELESS, YOUR SQUIDS ARE AT THE MERCY OF MY NOSE BOOPING OCTOPUSES.
AH, BUT I HAVE AN ARMY OF SQUID! AS YOU KNOW, SQUID HAVE TEN APPENDAGES INSTEAD OF JUST EIGHT! YOU’RE OUTNUMBERED AND YOU AND YOUR OCTOPI WILL BE BOOPED >:)
YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER ONE VERY IMPORTANT FACT. SQUIDS CANNOT MOVE ON LAND. OCTOPUSES CAN. YOU AND YOUR SQUIDS ARE EASILY OVERTAKEN BY MY MORE MOBILE OCTOPUS ARMY.
YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER THAT I COULD STEAL A MOBILE AQUARIUM FROM A ZOO AND PUT EACH AND EVERY SQUID INSIDE WITH THE TOP TAKEN OFF, NOT ONLY ALLOWING THEM TO MOVE, BUT MAKING THEM EVEN FASTER THAN YOUR PUNY OCTOPUSES! NOSES: BOOPED!
OF COURSE. BUT MY OCTOPUSES, AS ALL OCTOPUSES ARE, ARE VENOMOUS. THE MOMENT YOUR SQUIDS MAKE CONTACT, THEY DRILL IN THEIR BEAKS AND PARALYZE EVERY SQUID. NOW DEFENSELESS, YOUR SQUIDS ARE AT THE MERCY OF MY NOSE BOOPING OCTOPUSES.
AH, BUT I HAVE AN ARMY OF SQUID! AS YOU KNOW, SQUID HAVE TEN APPENDAGES INSTEAD OF JUST EIGHT! YOU’RE OUTNUMBERED AND YOU AND YOUR OCTOPI WILL BE BOOPED >:)
YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER ONE VERY IMPORTANT FACT. SQUIDS CANNOT MOVE ON LAND. OCTOPUSES CAN. YOU AND YOUR SQUIDS ARE EASILY OVERTAKEN BY MY MORE MOBILE OCTOPUS ARMY.