Rockford Dad & Mommy!

My name is Terrance. I love my wife Shelly and our two kids, Tiny Terry and Little Linda. I am a pilot, husband, father, part-time paster, lover and writer. We live in Rockford, Illinois. I want to share our Rockford Journey with you and your friends and family. (Mean people on the internet can go away right now.)

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Captain Terrance aka Juicy Biggs back in the house! I missed you, Rockford. Part of moving back home—and Shelly letting me back in the house after humping Destinye in Houston for 2 years—means I have to help Shelly run our social media fan club! She said, “Honey Juice, you need to learn how to do Facebook. Our fans need you! My grammar is not good, and that can help me learn how to be a better mom on Facebook!” Listen up, Rockford, I missed your pizza and church, my wife's fine ass. I truly missed getting drunk downtown with my family on City Market Party Fridays.  I miss looking at all of the drunk people downtown! So many things I missed while I was humping my coworker in Houston. 😭 Rockford kept calling me home and my Shelly's prayers found me. She asked that I check in and apologize ASAP to our Rockford family and friends. I am sorry, and I promise to make it up to you, Forest City. NamaSTAY! I'm turning over a new leaf by trying to help my wife. LOOK AT MY FACEBOOK PHOTO FROM YESTERDAY! I made her a grocery list today—hope you like it!

[rockforddad]

hubby come back 2 me!

my captain juicy biggs terrance come bac 2 me he leave Destinye in Florida and move back to rokfird finally no more humping airplane waitress!!! i pray 2 jjesus at hearrtland every day 4 my hubby 2 come back 2 me and kids we thank u jesus and rockfor d for help u lisen!

[rockforddad]

baby i axidenly hump destinye agane : (

my huhzbend captain juicy bigs is naughty with destinye ahain so sod : (

[rockforddad]

sundays r vary loanly

hi everyone i m so sorry i have knot written u in long time. terrance and i were having better days until destinye begged 4 him 2 make more luv 2 her while working in houston.  i want my captain juicy biggs 2 quit his job but he loves planes. so sad and loanly i pray 4 my family u pray 4 me 2<3 shel

[rockforddad]

i transform rockford by making cookies for little lindas class!  do u like cookies?  my huh bend Capt. Terrance loves my cookies butt he like DEstinyes butt more these days. we r saperated i need love and some 1 to goal 2 heart land with.  be my frand until my juicy bigs leaves destinye to comes home 2 me? <3 shel

[rockforddad]

How are you working to Transform Rockford?

watt a nice question! i do sum thing defrent every day 2 transform the rockfird! twoday i make the cookies for little linda's classroom. do u like cookies? i whale make sum 4 u 2 help u transform the rockford! <3 shel

[rockforddad]

Do you like snuff films?

ol my got, omg? i <3 too cry with movies like against all odds with phill collins.  do u like romance movies two? i could try all the time now. my juicy bigs and me watched sniffle movies all the time so i could cry on his pants : ( <3 shel

[rockforddad]

I went to Starbucks the other day but did not want breakfast sandwiches so I went next door. At the Pot Belly, they sell a Biggs sandwich and all I could think about is one Juicy Biggs coming into my mouth and filling it with pleasure. Have you ever tried their Biggs?

omg i call my huhsbend captain juicy biggs!  we r saperated write now so i dough knot call him anything : (  i mess him. the kids mess him all the thyme butt he choose destinye instead of me. they fly together. my church frands tale me awe the thyme to pray and god will help terrance find his home again butt i dough knot know ef he whale.  so sad.  i m so happy you found your own juicy biggs to make u happy. please pray dat my capt. juicy biggs come home <3 shel

[rockforddad]

Who's your daddy?

my daddy is a nice man his name es Gorden but his frands call him Gordie and Gordoal. he taught me how to pray before nigh night and dat iz why i pray 4 u 2. who iz yore daddy? <3 shel

[rockforddad]

When can I meat ewe?

2 knight if u want 2. i <3 my hubby but screw terrance he choose destinye so we r saperated now i mizz him : ( do u like chills? 

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Which Al Grace ad is your favorite? I like the one where he keeps saying "Penis Sale."

ha ha ha i love al grace tv show. when i gave birth to linda i watched al grace on my tv at rockford meroiales hopitoll. u r nice <3 shel

[rockforddad]

Since you are from Rockford, did you go to the Boone County Fair? Nobody goes to the Winnebago County Fair.

we go to all the fares on friday fundays after chills. i lyke the rockfurd fair, dat is ffun. <3 shel

[rockforddad]

Stockholm Inn or Piece - which is your favorite Rick Nielsen owned place to eat?

o my dat is tough. i lyke pizza hut buffet 4 the salad and pizza. i do knot know if rick nelson own it. who dat? thnk u 4 axing! <3 shel

[rockforddad]

Airport '74 or Airport '79?

i lyke rockford 2004, wut do u lyke? thnk u 4 axing! <3 shel

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Eric Wilson or Aaron Wilson? Who is your favorite? Are they twins?

o i luv both of the wilson brothers! arron wilson iz vary saxy wilson. eric iz vary smart. hoo do u like?  <3 shel

[rockforddad]

This is the biggest sham I have seen. Tell your fag husband to quit impersonating a pilot on the Internet. His stories are such bullshit. It's obvious the way you two write that you are in the third grade. Please tell us all what plane and which airline he flies for that has the same 2 flight attendants on every flight.

u r not nice. even tho my hubby n i r separated and he like destinye i still <3 him. he is not gay maybe u r. my captain flies rockford planes into your heart. i will pray 4 u even tho u r a meanie. no <3 from me, go away u naughty person

[rockforddad]

Good thing that you are not a Rockford School District 205 Principal, or you might need to split things three ways.

i do knot under stand wut u mean!  iz dis rockfird math problem? thank u for axing me!  <3 shel