Living Life as a Redhead

¤ 18 ¤ Chemistry Major ¤ I love animals, pizza rolls, sweets, and my adorable dork 🐇🐢🐶🐍🐸🐋🐳🐊

[ishapple]

Schrödinger’s Pokeball: When the app freezes in the middle of an encounter and the pokémon is both caught and not caught.

[heythereratatouille-deactivated]

does anyone else have vivid memories of the little bear toothbrush commercial

[heythereratatouille-deactivated]

*little bear appears in the mirror*

little kid: little bear! i got your toothbrush

little bear: *chuckles* very good

[the-togepi-man]

When you run into a small Pokemon with a high CP

[skailu-deactivated20220525]

@ everyone who is able to hang out in groups without feeling abandoned: how do you do that

[rockin-dat-booty-everywhere]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[i-amarobot]

from my many years of experience as a human i know for a fact that drinking from a cup while lying down is a terrible idea yet still i try 

[iamatinyowl]

“Is this man being friendly or creepy and predatory” is a game I have to play way too often

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

“Is he genuinely seeking assitance or is he preying on my urge to help anyone in need so he can hit on me?”

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the State Farm commercial ‘Never’, a man professes he will never get married, have kids, or buy a minivan, but does all those things. The last thing he says is “I’m never letting go”, implying he’s about to abandon his family.

[moremercurial]

I literally think about this every time I see this

[agnt-romanov]

I’m still laughing my ass off at Scott in civil war. He has NO FUCKING IDEA what is going on in that airport fight. Like, he doesn’t even know the names of all his teammates. He calls Clint “arrow guy.” And I’m honestly not sure that they spent any time telling him what was going on or why they were fighting. Like it is 100% possible that he just showed up and cap was like “Ok fight these people” and Scott just went “ok cool, whatever you say, CAPTAIN AMERICA” 

[onlyslightly]

bobby newport’s never had a real job in his life

[marisatomay]

so im on my phone and i come across this picture

and its just so awkward and i love it but i have the weirdest feeling of deja vu while looking at it for some reason until my friend finally figured it out

it looks so goddamn familiar is bc it reminds me of this picture 

[perhapsarat]

[marisatomay]

It’s now confirmed that you can’t be The Chosen One without first going through a bad early 2000s photo shoot

[sixpenceeeblog]

looking at the messages you wrote when you were emotionally weak like

[houston-were-going-down-deactiv]

IF THIS AINT ME HOLY FUCK

[pr1nceshawn]

Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.

[mymindsecho]

Americans tag yourself: I’m friendly to the point that your suspicious of my intent mixed with calling you sweetie, darling, honey, etc.

[ladymalchav-archive]

I am tipping

[becomethefire-deactivated201703]

The last one hit home

[baremidrifffs-deactivated201405]

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

[langley-soryu]

[giraffesrampages-blog1-deactiva]

[constantfailtage-blog]

[akeading-deactivated20210228]

[soullikediamonds]

[pickleparades]

[meepodhui]

What the fuck happens in League of Legends

[j3sh]

hell

[redact-a-blog]

[tyleroakley]

Finally, I can be me.

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

Please just do it

[striders]

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three