I don't see how that's a party

Delphina | 20 | USA I'm a multi fandom blog, slowly turning into complete marvel trash. Enjoy and feel free to talk to me anytime!

[bloodlinemagick]

skjdahkjdsah i love you

[fotojournalismus]

A cat dressed in a traditional Ukrainian embroidered shirt takes part in a parade in Kiev on May 28, 2016. (Gleb Garanich/Reuters)

[breadboygang]

@ananarchie

[mostlycatsmostly]

This has to be the same cat I posted a few years ago! Kitty!

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[dodgerofzion]

Go fish go!

[inactive-witchy-words]

Never not reblogging this.

[nobleamazon-blog]

I really need some luck now

[taylortut]

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

[taylortut]

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

[spider-man-stan]

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

[taylortut]

AMAZING

[bluesocksandfluff]

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

[indigowallbreaker]

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

[weloveshortvideos]

[toushindai]

[video: a person twirls an anime keychain above a number of chicks and creates a chick vortex]

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why did this need to be captioned

[officialflowergirl]

so u can decide when it’s not loading whether or not it’s worth it to wait

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

I waited and it was worth it

[weheartfandom]

Sir Ian McKellen, everyone!!

[perenniallyfascinating]

Pepper on Extremis / Daisy on Centipede Serum

[wingedcorgi]

incorrigible.

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[mrs-livvy]

Calling it forth

[lesbiansassemble]

reblog peter getting a job he’s unqualified for, and for the next decade you’ll be offered jobs you’re unqualified for 

[rogue-bard]

He wasn’t unqualified! His name is Peter. Every superhero team needs a Peter. The Avengers have a Peter. The X-Men have a Peter. The Guardians of the Galaxy have a Peter. Wade needed a Peter in his team, I’m sure of it.

[anarchycox]

hmmmm remind anyone of my fanfic? just australia not tahiti. if you want to read something along these lines go check out my story on ao3 The Coulson May Accidental Bed and Breakfast

[weloveshortvideos]

[gatherthewords]

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

[candiikismet]

Oh my GOOOOOD

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[intoxicatedindreams]

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[wassup-bihh-deactivated20180425]

It didnt work last time but I’m reblogging again

[trashpawz]

The no note nekos of wealth

Reblog for a bunch of fucking money

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

[neilarmstrong]

I love this fucking book

[osheamobile]

“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.

“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”

[magnificentbane-deactivated2019]

there’s an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while he’s stuck on mars, dying

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I like the part where the guys on Earth are like “He thinks we all gave up on him, and that he’s completely alone. I wonder what he’s thinking about right now.” And he’s like “How come Aquaman can control whales?”

[mechhound]

i loved the martian

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[needlekind]

this is the same artist responsible for The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds! you’ve probably seen some of these floating around before:

dude’s got a very distinct image he’s going for, which i have naught but respect for.

[fenixphlame]

Never not reblog