A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem
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A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem
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Philosophy: Solved
I’ve never laughed so hard
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at no point during this video did i know what was about to happen next.
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1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? more cereal
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? yes
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? a ribbon
4: how do you take your coffee/tea? coffee with a little cream, tea with one sweetener
5: are you self-conscious of your smile? yes
6: do you keep plants? yes
7: do you name your plants? yes
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? singing and piano
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? yes
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? side
11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends? really?really really? really really really?
12: what's your favorite planet? Neptune
13: what's something that made you smile today? music
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? it would be messy and clean all at once
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! the astronauts were placed in quarantine after returning from the moon
16: what's your favorite pasta dish? spaghetti agli olio
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? dark purple
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. me and my best friend are like the same person so sometimes our outfits will match by coincidence or we'll say the exact same thing
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? yes, i write about my struggles
20: what's your favorite eye color? green
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. uhh I don't really have one
22: are you a morning person? yes
23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? read and sing with friends
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? yes
25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? my high school roof
26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit? vans
27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? mint or mango
28: sunrise or sunset? sunset
29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? an old friend used to say wait a lot when he would mess up saying something
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? yes
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I love socks. Mine are pretty standard but not white thank god. I wear socks as much as I possibly can.
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. Me and my friend were talking about how we visualize characters in certain books and we had a lot of similarities (bowl cut haircut freaked us both out)
33: what's your fave pastry? champurradas or any other guatemalan sweetbread really
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? I had this webkinz golden retriever called scruffy and I think I might still have it somewhere in my room
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? YESSSSS x2
36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now? imagine dragons
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? I like keeping it clean but things happen
38: tell us about your pet peeves! chewing with your mouth open, intolerance to other people's religions, being sexist, just generally being unkind
39: what color do you wear the most? forest green
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you? I almost religiously wear a necklace with an amethyst pendant that my boyfriend at the time (now best friend) had gotten my because amethyst is my favorite stone. Not my birth stone, but he gave it to me for my birthday and I almost never take it off. It's one of the few very thoughtful gifts that I have been given in my life so far.
41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? looking for alaska, but I love all my books
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! there is this little independent coffee shop near my high school called white electric. very trendy and kind of hipstery but it's a great place to just hang out with friends or by yourself and look at the artwork that they put up by local artists.
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? I can't really see starts all that well where I live but I think the last person I was with just getting lost in scenery was either my cousin or my friend.
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? I don't know
45: do you trust your instincts a lot? i try
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. on a scale from 1 to 14, i would rate you a 14 BECAUSE YOU'RE BASIC (pH scale)
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? fish
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? I was afraid of life becoming chaotic and this is still a part of the anxiety I have today
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? I have bought a record of one of my favorite composers but I don't remember the name
50: what's an odd thing you collect? rocks and stones
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? I associate my mom with madonna songs because she loooooooves madonna
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? the spongebob one
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? yes to all but heathers and I love them
54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? my grandmother after she saw me on the verge of a panic attack
55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? kissed someone
56: what are some things you find endearing in people? kindness and clumsiness
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? bohemian rhapsody always gets me really excited and pumped up
58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? I'm the wine mom and my friend gonzo would be the vodka aunt
59: what's your favorite myth? I don't have one
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? I like spoken word poetry, my favorite is silence by anies omari (CHECK IT OUT)
61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? I don't know
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? orange juice
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? I'm meticulous about my books, same with my music
64: what color is the sky where you are right now? grey
65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? no
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? minimalistic, some white flowers and a lot of loose, green stems
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? I kind of like them, they make me feel at peace
68: what's winter like where you live? horrible
69: what are your favorite board games? scrabble, boggle, settlers of catan
70: have you ever used a ouija board? no
71: what's your favorite kind of tea? peach mango
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it? not really
73: what are some of your worst habits? I prepare for the worse instead of being optimistic and I pick at my fingers when I get nervous or anxious
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. family orientated, kind, musical, kind of an asshole at times because they like to tease me
75: tell us about your pets! my parents are divorced, my dad has two cats and my mom has one dog. I love all of them but I'm more of a cat person although I love and adore dogs too
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't? getting my college paperwork done
77: pink or yellow lemonade? yellow
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? neither? it's an annoying franchise but i don't hate it
79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? my little sister called me really pretty and that my singing sounded pretty
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? blue, green, pink, purple and no
81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. big brown pools, are very round, filled with well meaning, I've seen them through nearly all emotions and still see that lingering kindness
82: are/were you good in school? very
83: what's some of your favorite album art? idk
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? I'm thinking of getting a tattoo of the outline of the continents on my wrist
85: do you read comics? what are your faves? I used to read batman comics when I was younger
86: do you like concept albums? which ones? I don't know that many but those that I do, I like (American idiot)
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Inception, act of valor, white house down, passion of christ
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? not really
89: are you close to your parents? somewhat
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. washington d.c. is probably my favorite city because of the clash of cultures and people there. I'm going to be going to college there and am excited to be at the heart of international crossroads in america
91: where do you plan on traveling this year? not quite sure
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? drown that pasta boi
93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? I wear it down a lot and part my hair to the side
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? my ...... uncle?
95: what are your plans for this weekend? trying to get college paperwork done
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? I install them when I'm done using the computer
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? ISFJ, sagittarius, ravenclaw
98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? years ago and yes
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. she used to be mine, when he sees me, the story, say you love me, ashes and wine, mi ancla
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? Neither, not only do I not want to go through high school again but the things that have transpired have already been settled and I'd rather not live through those difficult times. In regards to the future, I'm really excited for college and want to experience it rather than skip over it.
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