Happy Dork ☺️

Fashion degree in hand, emerging into the world as a seamstress. I should probably post more here. 🤷‍♀️

[rockinrolen]

Anxiety: your annoying and your boyfriend doesn’t want to be with you anymore.

Me: but I know he loves me.

Anxiety: yeah but he probably has some stuff to figure out and your just in the way.

Me: I can be there for support.

Anxiety: no you can’t, your still healing from past trauma and only get in the way.

Me: I’m gonna talk to him and prove you wrong.

[rockinrolen]

I don’t know how to feel.

[aninounettear-deactivated202402]

and die

[languageboutique]

[shakespork]

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

[shakespork]

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?

me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,

[tatliruyalar]

I aspire to be a woman who loves to wakes up early in the morning and loves what she does for a living everyday. Travels often, spiritually secured, and financially stable.

[saintjehanne]

Honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. I want to be as loving and as kind as I can be.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”

[femaleheroes]

A-MA-ZING

[laurasroyalblog]

Actual text from my sister when Katelyn debuted this “Holy shit. Katelyn Ohashi’s routine this year.”

[lovingtheroyals]

College, and specifically UCLA, gymnastics seems like such a fun and encouraging place. I love how she’s genuinely smiling throughout the entire video and how her teammates are cheering her on and truly loving and supporting her throughout her routine. I hope we can get more of this in sports!

[duchessofostergotlands]

My favourite thing is the fact her team mates do parts of the routine with her. It’s so cute. And I love her

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

Whoa! She’s fantastic and y’all know I love Michael ❤️

[silk-fleur]

2019 is more flowers, more rosé, more perfume, more pink, more dance, more lingerie, more skincare, more healthy food, more books, more gardens and more self love.

[illbebackladies-deactivated2020]

Holy hot damn shit

[eltonjohndenver]

[feed-the-roses]

@yawpkatsi sharnat

[missdanielleclick]

Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.

[wizzardhat]

sheltymops:

SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485).

POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN). 

CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S)

JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST)

SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY).

ARIEL (1890’S)

BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION).

CLARIE HUMMEL

Megara (Ancient Greece)

Mulan (Ancient China)

Tiana (1920’s)

Rapunzel (18th Century)

[yunagyaru-deactivated20211230]

I’ve reblogged this 6 times probably

[toxicphox]

You all always forget her excellent Maid Marian

[gehayi]

Hey, you forgot Shoomlah’s updated version of Pocahontas:

Shoomlah said:  Finally updated Pocahontas! I don’t think this is what people were expecting as the next entry in the series, but some of the criticisms of my first design have been eating away at me for years now and I needed to get off my ass and address them. So hey! Spunky age-appropriate Pocahontas/Matoaka, sans feathers in the hair/European imagery/other superfluous details. This is closer to accounts and illustrations of Powhatan dress from the period, and I kinda think it’s closer to the Disney design anyway. WIN/WIN. Thanks to everyone who’s educated my ass over the past couple of years, including moniquill, apihtawikosisan, this-is-not-native, and numerous others. You’ve made me a way more thoughtful artist in the process.

[dragonsrequiem]

Reblogging bc I loveloveloveloveloveloveLOVE the updated Pocahontas. Too many people sexualize her. Major props for taking the time and care to fix this!

[thedomesticcurl]

Re blogging for the updated Pocahontas

[fairylilies]

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

[interstellartooru]

i’m so in love with domestic sweetness.

cooking dinner with the one you love while they wrap their arms around you. taking quick kiss breaks in between folding fresh laundry. washing each other’s hair in the shower. giggling and rolling around in the fresh sheets you both just finished putting on. dusting while showing off your latest dance moves and having your sweetheart show off their vocals.

it’s so comforting to have someone that you just enjoy making a home with. because chores done with someone you love isn’t such a chore after all.

[aspergersprincess]

Auditory Processing Problems

• *someone says something* “what?” *repeats themselves* “sorry?” *repeats themselves again* “pardon?”

•"hey, y'see the red thing at the top of the shelf, will you get it?“ “Sorry, what?” “On the sh-” “oh yeah sure, I’ll get it.”

•*doesn’t hear teacher because someone’s pen is making a scratchy sound at the back of the room*

•*replays video 10 ten times to figure out what they’re saying*

•teachers asking, “why do you always stop writing in the middle of a sentence, just write down whatever I’m saying,” followed by the response, “I’m just processing it,” rebuked by, “we’ll stop processing it and just write.”

•*gets really focused on staring out the window and goes through four songs without hearing a single on*

[jaspurr]

someone is whispering to their friends in the library, you don’t even know who this person is but you know their major, what state they grew up in, and their hobbies during high school. you just wanted to find a quiet spot to do your chemistry homework.

wanting to chime in on other people’s conversations all the time, but don’t, because you’re not suppose to be “listening” to them.

being the only person in the house that can hear that awful buzzing sound certain electronics make

hiding in your room because everything is too loud. 

motorcycles were invented by satan

being told that you have dog-like hearing by friends and family

being yelled at for “not listening” by friends and family. 

[ossuariies]

God. God. God. God.

[milliecoyote]

This entire post is so fucking relatable it hurts

[winterwombat]

“You just need to learn to tune it out.”

Forgetting how to think because ambient noise is drowning out your internal monologue. 

“No, I don’t need the volume up, I’d just really like to put on subtitles. No, I don’t need to move closer, I just…”

Leaving the room whenever someone starts talking on the phone. 

Pausing your video whenever someone starts talking but trying really really hard not to seem passive aggressive about it. 

Struggling to explain why this one sound is the most horrible thing in the world while other very similar sounds are fine. 

[your-deer]

teaching your housemates/family to not even try to talk to you while the sink is running/you’re brushing your teeth/you’re standing nearer to a humming machine than they are

relatedly, learning not to ask questions/start conversations if you’re about to run the tap/step nearer to a fan, etc.

trying to explain that some music (e.g. jazz) is impossible to have a conversation over because it feels like trying to talk over another person who is talking, while other music (e.g. synthpop) is fine to talk over

rapidly becoming anxious when you step into a space where loud TV/radio are happening at the same time as conversations

needing to take your hat/hood off to feel like you can hear people at all

panicky/tense “can you please turn the TV down”

[bakersexual]

Words cannot explain how angry I’d get when my older brother would loudly play his shit guitar when I was doing Calc homework, and my mom would say shit like “when you go to college, you’ll need to learn how to drown people out”

1. I wasn’t in college??? So shut him up

2. I’ve never once need to drown out anyone playing a loud ass guitar yet in college.. it’s only been a semester but I’m optimistic

3. I need no sound at all for me to process something really difficult, but after I understand it, bang in drumss I don’t care just shut him up

[madeline-kahn]

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Playlist: October Country