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fleshanimal

🤔 much to think about

#naruto #this is what my psych chart looks like

omtai

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

kuttithevangu

I love “Guy who doesn’t know which of two men is his father but knows he hates them both” he’s going next to the date-swallowing woman in my canon of Talmudic characters

creekfiend

i suddenly have a very good idea for a mama mia remake

softness-and-shattering

Who is the date swallowing woman, I dont think Ive encountered her.

kuttithevangu

When you’re proposing marriage to a woman, she is betrothed to you if she accepts a gift. This gift can be food of a certain bulk. The rabbis therefore invented a woman who just keeps eating the dates you hand her so fast that they never add up to the amount that constitutes betrothal

#i love you date-swallowing woman……

fucked up that it’s 2026 and the ophthalmologist doesn’t have drops to undilate your eyes

#t #it’s been 4.5 hours i’m tired of this grandpa #i didn’t think they’d dilate me b/c i was referred specifically to look for lisch nodules #and i told that to the techs but they did it anyway so i was like huh maybe they can still see them with dilation #and then the doctor was like ‘yeahhhhh i don’t think you have them but also your pupils are huge as fuck so who knows lol come back #in 4 weeks and we’ll look again without the drops’ HDJFBDJDBBDJD OKAY?????? WHY’D YOU DILATE ME THEN #anyway apparently i’m also the tiniest bit farsighted so he wants me to get glasses for my computer job

hydrattan

i have one week to become perfect*

#t #*clean my house + activate my new credit card + update all my autopays to use said new credit card before i go to quebec

rockleaves

we need to do something drastic about cinephiles because why did i just see someone say they hope christopher nolan never gets better at writing women because all his movies are about “confronting modern masculinity and what it means to be a man” so his female characters are all flat on purpose because that’s how men see women. i’ll kill everyone.

rockleaves

first of all: if you want to make art about “what it means to be a man” that isn’t just chauvinist manosphere garbage you do in fact need to write women as full people and confront the way masculinity cannot exist without misogyny

second of all: i’ll kill everyone

#t

we need to do something drastic about cinephiles because why did i just see someone say they hope christopher nolan never gets better at writing women because all his movies are about “confronting modern masculinity and what it means to be a man” so his female characters are all flat on purpose because that’s how men see women. i’ll kill everyone.

#t

dreadwedge

how pets are named

Holly -> Hollywood -> L.A. -> Los Angeles -> Angel -> Snow Angel -> Snowgirl -> Frosty the Snowgirl -> Frosty -> Ice Cream -> Soft Serve -> Little Softy -> Microsoft -> Microsoft Word -> MS Word -> Miss Word -> Miss W -> Mrs. Dubya -> Mrs. George W. Bush -> Mrs. Bush -> Mrs. Busch's Baked Beans -> Mrs. Beans -> Mrs. Mr. Bean -> Mistress Beans (in a British accent) -> Beans On Toast -> B.O.T. -> Bot -> Botulism -> Botulizzy -> Lizzy -> Big Lizzy -> Large Lizard -> L.L. -> LL Bean -> Mrs. Large Lizard Bean -> Mrs Large Lizard Beans On Toast W. Bush the Snowgirl -> Girl

#i call behemoth chunglestiltskin #both girls also get addressed as bug