Tragically Unathletic

I’m a writer, an editor, a Master of Geography, a impatient chef/baker, dog mom to a neurotic rescue pup, quasi-nerd, perpetually lost, and clumsy like a boss. I live for dry humor, long walks in air conditioning, and British television. Never ask me for directions if you want to get where you’re going. I’ll gladly join your sports team but I will ruin everything. I can spit sarcasm and mis-remembered movie quotes/song lyrics like a second language.

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Ok, I’m at the top of the stairs. Now what? #mugsysworld #seniordogsofinstagram #seniordogmoments #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CIeUbUMHcIT/?igshid=xgntdycoq3it

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Vote like you mean it! #votingmatters #vote2020 #vote https://www.instagram.com/p/CGXn8gAHXCf/?igshid=2guzgf4hgy92

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I tried to help Mugsy get through a stormy night with a doggy chill pill. He threw it up all over my bed a few hours later. Now he's nesting. #mugsyslife #scaredofstorms #dogsofinstagram #dogmom #dogmomlife https://www.instagram.com/tragicallyunathletic/p/Bwn9cgHF9kD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19znb4cai6l6l

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The look of a dog who just let out a massive fart. #dogsofinstagram #dogfarts #mugsyslife #dogmom https://www.instagram.com/tragicallyunathletic/p/BwQFeYLF3VW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d3z4034jssfn

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Eating my way through Tokyo #tokyo #tokyofood #foodtraveller https://www.instagram.com/tragicallyunathletic/p/BuliPNjFCdl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4hwji8arw09l

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Last night, I had the hiccups. This guy thought the world was ending. He tried to put his whole head in my mouth to attack the noise. That’s loyalty. #mugsyslife #dogsofinstagram #dogmom #dogmomlife #mydoglovesme #dogloyalty https://www.instagram.com/p/BtljdWAlGmv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=54diezynv6wc

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I'm no expert, but my first decorated cookies aren't too shabby #stillchristmashere #cookiedecorating #baking #fifthdayofchristmas https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_1sYmlEoK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gf7smu97arup

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When your family is so supportive of your work, they get you spoons with the names of your characters #amwriting #writersofinstagram #writerslife #writergifts https://www.instagram.com/p/Br06rv1FUwf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=h3njkq4yi2u4

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They have very different ideas about waiting for Santa...#mugsyslife #mariandkatia #dogsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #christmascatsofinstagram #christmasdogsofinstagram #waitingforsantapaws https://www.instagram.com/p/BrxuZMLlJd6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uvqez49x7zuj

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Servo is an answer on my crossword today...must mean it's an #mst3k kind of Christmas Eve!! https://www.instagram.com/p/Brxp0rllGgV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uiuvb6qamq3v

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Christmas is saved #deadpool #onceuponadeadpool #christmas https://www.instagram.com/p/BriPk8ylX7j/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nu4gl8yutmtd

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The ultimate snuggle #catsofinstagram #catsnuggle #thesnuggleisreal #mariandkatia https://www.instagram.com/p/BrYwDy3l7BV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12ye7fw3foliq

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Some days you just need to relax with a blanket. #mugsyslife #lazywednesday #dogsofinstagram #lifewithdogs https://www.instagram.com/p/BrS7NWLFPW5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gn3cnm0fm025

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Sometimes, when you’ve had a hard day because you got bitten by a bug and your face swelled, you just need to sleep in the cat’s heated bed #mugsyslife #catbed #ififitsisits #dogsofinstagram #lifewithdogs https://www.instagram.com/p/BrJ1hV-FByQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iyvuvjat5hxk

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At the #meyersonsymphonycenter listening to the #dallassymphonyorchestra. Merry Christmas!!! 🎄🎁 https://www.instagram.com/p/BrHCQ9qFUM3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18r3gez5tb8nn

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Not even cheese can make this boot feel better about a trip to the vet 🥺 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq2ohu2FPdF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=uoc9cdqc7wxg

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In other news, the cat is in the bag...#catinabag #catsofinstagram #catlife #lifewithcats https://www.instagram.com/p/BqsL2mzlQf_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fhv024n0e8ha