You’re so cute I just wanna fuck you against a wall
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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we're not kids anymore.
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You’re so cute I just wanna fuck you against a wall
munchingscientist replied to your post:"I don’t do well in the cold."
"You aren’t the only one."
"I'm actually glad that there isn't any snow. I'm not actually that fond of it..."
"I don't do well in the cold."
,,,,I finally have free time.
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I'm sorry I really didn't do anything today, but a lot of stuff came up. I'll try and be ic tomorrow.
I’m fantastic! I’m getting myself in the mood of the season
"Ah, that's right...! Christmas is coming..."
"I'd almost forgot that I needed to prepare for that... I don't even know what sort of presents to buy."
Leave one of these compliments in my askbox for my muse's reaction
"You're cute."
"You're adorable."
"You're sexy."
"You're so graceful."
"You're so strong."
"You're so smart."
"You're so confusing, in a good way."
"I like your face."
"I like your body."
"You've got a cute butt."
"You're a good writer."
"You're good with kids."
"You're a good cook."
"You're my hero."
"You take my breath away."
"You're awesome."
"You look good in that."
"You are so much fun."
"You're so kind."
"You come up with the best plans."
"I'm so glad to know you."
"I'd date you."
"I'd marry you."
"You're so cuddly."
"If I were on a deserted island, I'd want to be with you."
"You make me feel safe."
"You make me feel confident."
"You make me feel sexy."
Hello adorable!
"How's the most gorgeous man around doing today?"
"Guten tag, everyone!"
i'm gonna be hanging around my shigaraki blog
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simonf0ster replied to your post
Whoa there friend don’t break that fourth wall
"...Wh-"
"No, urine does not help jellyfish stings and don’t you dare unzip your pants!"
"...Ja, ja. I won't...."
(And here I thought...)
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alright this is gonna be a long post
i am the best fucking voice actor
importnant fanvicitionof OTP-
"Here we are at Seaworld, SIMON-KUN," he said so thoughtfully, so empathetically. Simon was mad. His breasts were sore because he was ragging it hardcore. Marion was very excited to be at Seaworld. She jumped up and down and clapped at every fish tank and screamed and laughed on every ride. "Boy, does MARION-CHAN love the Disneyworld of fish." Simon was DISGUSTED. He hates fish. Marion turned to him, making little gill movements with her hands on her jaw and said, “What’s wrong, SIMON-KUN?” And Simon said “You inconsiderate, microwaved piece of soap. You know I hate fish more than I hate myself, even. Please, let’s go.” Marion got sad. She said, “But SIMON-KUN, I won free tickets to Seaworld and knew I should take you! It was just bound for us. It was a couple’s ticket, anyway. We’re on a date, SIMON-KUN! Besides, look! The fish love you.” SIMON-KUN turned to see all the fish in the tanks gathered, looking at him. He felt his bread twitch. “No, no… This… This is impossible… this can’t be… this… IS THE WRONG ANIME 何これ WHY IS THIS HAPPENING どうして I’M NOT A FUCKING FISH, DON’T TOUCH ME!!!!” He pulled his pants up and ran screaming, using his fins as air paddles to propel himself forward. Marion laughed and chased after him with arms wide open. It was a peaceful day.
click the damn words
Send one of the following for my muse's reaction (Medical Edition)
"And here I thought erections lasting four hours or more were a myth."
"I’m telling you, honey and cinnamon cure everything."
"This is going to sting."
"Don’t swallow that. It’s a suppository."
"At this point, how is your liver even still functioning?"
"I hope you’re not scared of needles."
"So, uh, does a vibrating dildo stuck in the ass warrant an emergency room visit?"
"You’re running a fever. Get back in bed."
"Don’t tell me you’re afraid of doctors."
"No, urine does not help jellyfish stings and don’t you dare unzip your pants!"
"I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson about inappropriate uses for vacuum hoses."
"Stop scratching or I’ll duct tape oven mitts to your hands."
"You won’t feel a thing."
"I made you chicken noodle soup."
"It’s just a finger prick - don’t be such a baby."
"The pregnancy test is positive."
"Have you tried drinking out of the wrong side of a glass?"
"Does that hurt?"
"Trust me, I’m a doctor."