A few weeks ago I accidentally trapped myself in a Corvette at the car dealership.
I was waiting around for non-Corvette-related reasons and decided to sit in the cool new supercar that they had unlocked on the display floor, got in, shut the door, enjoyed myself for a few minutes, went to get out and couldn't find a fucking door handle.
Cue about a minute and a half of me frantically trying to figure out how to open the door and weighing if it was worth the embarrassment of googling the dealership number and calling to ask them to come let me out, all while experiencing claustrophobia worse than in any cave I've ever been in.
Eventually I googled "how to open corvette door" because that seemed like the more discreet option, and, following instructions, discovered a tiny-ass button that, when pressed, opens the door. It was way too tiny and too easy to press for it to have a mechanical effect on the door, meaning it was probably electronic in nature.
A few days ago I got into my own car, shut the door, and found out the car wouldn't start because the battery was dead.
The trunk didn't have a keyhole and required a button to be pressed, which did not work because, again, the battery was dead; I had to fold down the rear seat to access the trunk and worm in and reach through to pull the emergency trunk release (again, less claustrophobic than Suddenly Trapped In Corvette).
Apparently it is now the fashion for any electrical problem in one's car to come with the Free Second Problem of being trapped in the car (or out of it, as I've seen cars with outside handles being clearly electronically assisted).
I do not fucking approve.
