phraying for the phags

aj, he/they || side account for @kermits-cup-of-tea so will follow back from there

[pseudophan]

+

[legalisecatboyss]

thirty seconds in to the phuckbang getting hit with a “this is my man” from dan jesus fucking christ i’m not going to survive the tour

[cereal-phan]

So, this is from phil is not on fire (the first) Pay attention to the pillow (sorry about the lion in the way) in the first shot. It’s laying on the bed. And look at Phil and Dan’s noses, how black the marker is. Then in the next shot, the pillow is standing up and both of their noses are heavily missing marker. Can you say “Phan”?

Also, this video was literally filmed ONE DAY after they met irl and that just makes it so much more precious to me.

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: june 1st, 2015

[amoontoyou]

dont let the pinof kiss distract you from the fact that dan and phil leave their front door unlocked on the regular ????

[sconesfortea]

Hell of a video

[feistypaaants]

july 4th is no longer independence day it is pinof kiss confirmed day if i am celebrating that is what i am celebrating just btw

[in-ex-piration]

Saw someone say it felt like this in the comments of the phupload and I was struck by inspiration

[cafephan]

ok but i love the fact that dan and phil have claimed the phrase hard launch for themselves

your favourite celebrity announced a relationship but you can’t find the post so google the hard launch? too bad, here’s those youtubers you watched when in 2014

your chronically offline friend wants to find out the definition and googles it? here’s a weekly male podcast by two guys very clearly in a relationship talking about piss and world events

such a popular phrase is now fully claimed by dan and phil and i can almost guarantee you that whenever you see a post with the phrase hard launch in the caption there will be a phannie in the replies

[pseudophan]

i'm sensing some double standards here

[lizardsmp3]

4 letters can be so sickening actually.

[thepotatowithahat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN HOWELL @danielhowell

[dpdailyupdate]

DanAndPhil on TikTok!

11 June 2026

[eli-evermore]

So, Dan has said that Phil is already forcing him to make tiktoks. And since they have their own 'Dan and Phil' tiktok account now, I need desperately need Dan and Phil to do the tiktok trend where one partner says "this is my partner and they're going to tell you about [insert special interest here] (or 'show you their collection [whayever]') and you BETTER be nice about it" except I want PHIL to be the ome "intimidating" The audience and I want Dan to tell us all about rollercoasters. I'm literally begging please

[bestofphantwitter]

Link

[dpdailyupdate]

Comments liked by Dan and Phil on ‘Dan and Phil React to A Festive Day in the Life of Dan and Phil’

[semi-artomatic]

a month without uploading she comes back with some BULLSHIT

i drew that one fuckass pic of phil crying. idk bruh.

[larrysaphannie]

Dan and Phil be like: