MOOOOOUSE

Talking Mouse fandomless OC RP/Ask Blog (reboot from anothercracker). ICON by StarlaSketch on Deviantart

[rodentlyridiculous]

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@rodentlyridiculous

A snow covered branch is going to hit a Vehicon with Allen right in the face.

"Get off my land, ya damn rust buckets!" A small voice yells from the trees above.

"Say that to my face, ya goblin!" he's searching the tree for the voice.

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"Gladly!" And a mouse if gonna jump right on his visor.

[alpha113nredshirteradicon]

Well, he can't exactly shoot at his own face, so away go his weapons.

"Oh, an actual vermin." It was so tiny he could barely see it. "And it talks..." he squinted his optics, thinking. He could have sworn the only intelligent life on earth was the humans...

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"I'm certainly smarter than your buddy over there. Now get off my land, you bucket of bolts almost destroyed my house!"

Said small mouse was gesturing, using tiny ropes and fish hooks to stay on his mask.

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"I wouldn't tick him off if I were you. After hitting him in the face, he's likely to retaliate." So long as his friend wasn't dumb enough to shoot him in the face at the moment.

"Better watch your little mouth, bug. We can destroy you and your house if you keep calling us names!" just like what he was doing... but the creature started it! And also, he had the power to follow through on his threats. He doubted the creature did.

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"I am a rodent, not a bug. Not like you two could see well enough to tell the difference." She scrambled up to the top of Allen's head. "And I doubt you can even hit me with your stormtrooper levels of shooting."

[alpha113nredshirteradicon]

@rodentlyridiculous

A snow covered branch is going to hit a Vehicon with Allen right in the face.

"Get off my land, ya damn rust buckets!" A small voice yells from the trees above.

"Say that to my face, ya goblin!" he's searching the tree for the voice.

[rodentlyridiculous]

"Gladly!" And a mouse if gonna jump right on his visor.

[alpha113nredshirteradicon]

Well, he can't exactly shoot at his own face, so away go his weapons.

"Oh, an actual vermin." It was so tiny he could barely see it. "And it talks..." he squinted his optics, thinking. He could have sworn the only intelligent life on earth was the humans...

[rodentlyridiculous]

"I'm certainly smarter than your buddy over there. Now get off my land, you bucket of bolts almost destroyed my house!"

Said small mouse was gesturing, using tiny ropes and fish hooks to stay on his mask.

[alpha113nredshirteradicon]

@rodentlyridiculous

A snow covered branch is going to hit a Vehicon with Allen right in the face.

"Get off my land, ya damn rust buckets!" A small voice yells from the trees above.

"Say that to my face, ya goblin!" he's searching the tree for the voice.

[rodentlyridiculous]

"Gladly!" And a mouse if gonna jump right on his visor.

[dozydawn]

[two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat]

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

[mollybeenoel]

[xxlordalexanderxx]

@rodentlyridiculous replied to your post “"I really need to start eating people again."”:

"Yeah, get the hawk outside first."

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"No thank you, far too many feathers."

"Something of your stature would suffice, however."

[rodentlyridiculous]

Tina is just gonna stare up at him. "I am literally a crumb to you but what ever. Do what you want."

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@icangiveyouanything

She's gonna go deep in her house. Then yell out, "Maybe you'll get more points if you get a last name or shrink down!"

[icangiveyouanything]

Well that certainly wasn't helping.

"That makes absolutely no sense! Why on earth would having a last name have any impact on my attractiveness? And I would look exactly the same if I were smaller!"

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"I dunno, the James Bond effect?"

She's already got a chair up against the door. "And no you wouldn't. People would be looking down at you."

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@icangiveyouanything

She's gonna go deep in her house. Then yell out, "Maybe you'll get more points if you get a last name or shrink down!"

[rodentlyridiculous]

@icangiveyouanything

She's laughing hysterically.

[rodentlyridiculous]

[rp-meme-central]

Send “A mile in my shoes” for a body-swap RP.

[arrpeememes]

Send ⛓️ for your muse to capture mine!

[rodentlyridiculous]

"Oh great. Eye patch weirdo thinks he's so smart and wise and all that crap." Tina has been listening to the Eight talk and is not impressed.

[rodentlyridiculous]

@reincarnated-muses || From here

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"Yeah, It's obvious! This is a national park and I'm a wild animal!" She's got a tiny wooden spoon and smacking it in her hand. "Now take your chair and your tacky looking outfit and get outta here!"

[rodentlyridiculous]

I still remember the person who called Tina a "pink eyed rip off of Mrs Brisby."

Because the concept of a mouse wearing a red cape can only exist in one book/movie.

[magnoliamemes-deactivated201906]

Send “You’re coming with me” to pick my muse up and carry them away