isnt it romantic?

kali she/her

[videogameoutofcontext]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

christmas sucks again at my dumb fucking family's house

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[kosmogrl]

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[killxbunnyyy]

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

[penandinkprincess]

so wildly obnoxious when you agree with the starting point of someone's stance only for them to hard turn into things you DON'T agree with and now you have to defend the thing that was originally annoying you

"too many authors in the current market are focusing on selling 'spice' instead of telling interesting stories"

"oh yeah, i agree. i started reading one that i heard a lot about and it just wasn't-"

"and it's all of these women reading their fucking mommy porn out in public like FREAKS"

*through gritted teeth* "people should be allowed to read whatever they want, and actually these books should be left alone and you should shut up about it"

[literaryroses]

[memorycycle]

deinosuchus wouldve loved a lamb souvlaki

[roseblooms]

we will always choose earth (artemis ii moon mission). paper collage, 2026

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

oh my god you prefer cold weather should we tell everyone should we throw a party should we invite the thing

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

[angelnumber27]

Celibacy Wednesday

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

[currrsy]

chii ☁️

[catgirlmimikyu]

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

[catgirlmimikyu]

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

[batzzzzz]

Rool

[citrusmillie]

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor