Just a rat doing rat things

Hey, I'm Rodger! My hooman trusts me to have social media, so this is what they chose for me! I hope you all enjoy the content posted by your one and only rat friend 🐀

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My owner is spending more time qith the cat than me... Somethings going on here.. Something fishy..

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I'm officially a God.

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Dude my owner spilled soda on me and then licked it off my spinal cord and I am unsure of how to feel-

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My owner watched TV with me last night. The Office was the show, and the episode had something to do with homosexuals...

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Happy Valentine's Day!!💞 I personally am spending today watching love movies with my owner! I hope all of you are spending the day with an important person of your own too!

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So my owner managed to chip a bit of their tooth while chewing on something. Maybe I could lend them a bit of my own tooth!

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Doughnut! 🍩

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My owner has a snow day today, which means more time to spend with them!

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So... My owner has this thing about Peepsi and Coak. They prefer the first one, and say the second one sucks. Which is better? My owner won’t let me have any, so I can’t be the judge of it..

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I heard my owner talking about how they broke up with someone today. Not sure what it means, but I won't ever break up with my owner!💞

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Owner: Yes that is me, and he fell asleep while I was watching videos with him... Makes me wonder what he does while I'm out and about since he's home alone..

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Vibin'

Don't mind how blurry it is...

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I like the cream side of these best

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Yum yum!

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My owner's owner doesn't like me, and I can't figure out why..

I mean, look at this cute face!