This Shit is Weird and Other Tales

• Just a Dalish girl living in a lonely world • INFJ • angst aficionado • Banner by @galadrieljones •

[satyriconmp3]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

[frontseatpocket]

 I walk by, eating chicken and wearing no pants.

[siriusdraws]

bad day, huh?

[siriusdraws]

[greyskullkeep]

Seems about right

[siriusdraws]

i cleaned it up

[saader]

CRITICAL ROLE GIF MEME

→ [3/6] scenes: Scanbo, “Gunpowder Plot Part 1,” Episode 31

Bonus:

[apostatehobolife]

you should kiss iron bull

Ok, but at a cautionary distance.

[everythingfox]

Turn the sound on at your own risk

[felassan]

underthehedge submitted: 

ＴＨＥＹ  ＣＡＬＬ  ＭＥ  ＴＨＥ  🅱ＲＥＡＤ  ＷＯＬＦ． ＷＨＡＴ  ＷＩＬＬ  ＴＨＥＹ  ＣＡＬＬ  ＹＯＵ  ＷＨＥＮ ＴＨＩＳ  ＩＳ  ＯＶＥＲ？

[adsurgitvagus]

I am still alive and screaming, and also extremely sad for all those Lavellan inquisitors who will either betray their people or will be betrayed by them 

[gangrelslut]

has it been long enough to just post Tevinter Nights spoilers

Anyway in Callback the Regret demon speaks in the Hallelujah cadence,  thank you and goodnight

[corseque]

WAIT, IT DOES!? (goes and checks) Oh my god, of course it does.

[trashwarden]

Solas greatly approves.

Featuring @jessicapendragon beautiful Keela Lavellan ❤️ based on this post!

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[corseque]

My favourite thing about mage!Lavellan romancing Solas is both parties just... failing their duties in hilarious ways: As First of her Clan, Lavellan would have been instructed in warding off the Dread Wolf. The actual Dread Wolf tries, desperately, to not be seduced by her and pull himself away. Solas saying "We shouldn't! It's not right!" like some pure maiden just cracks me up. Not only is Fen'Harel not tempting anyone, He Who Hunts Alone is being actively hunted down by this single elf girl.

Yes! And Mage Lavellan, as First (like Merrill), likely literally wears a magical sylvanwood ring inscribed with the story of his Great Betrayal purely and specifically to remind her never to trust the Dread Wolf and to always be on guard and protect her clan against him. So she’s just like... unknowingly doing the absolute worst at her job. The worst of any First, ever.

But also, because she’s LITERALLY transforming this estranged and resented god’s view of the world, drawing his attention from the Fade, loving him, trusting him, supporting him, she’s actually doing a better job at protecting her people than any other Keeper in the history of the Dalish. Instead of exiling his statues, lonely outside Lavellan’s camp to frighten harmful spirits, she invites him in to stay—all of her camps in the Emerald Graves have a huge statue of him right at the center—for the first time he’s fully, actually welcomed in a Dalish camp.

He is hilarious and heartrending throughout, wrong-footed and strangely shamed by being fully trusted and valued and honored and loved. According to his role in the stories, he’s supposed to hate and try to destroy the clever First because her heart is good and he hates good People (or: keep focused and not be distracted by her beauty from fulfilling his duty to the People). But... she pursues the great hunter, and she loves him, and so he loves her. And they transform each other. They somehow make it past that mythological divide that should have made it impossible to love each other.

It’s just... fantastic. Absolutely beautiful. DELICIOUS FOOD. Romance beyond romance. I love this story.

[themakerisgay]

therapist: spider with hands can’t hurt you

spider with hands:

[danceharder]

omg that solas concept art

[the-upper-shelf]

TODAY IS A GREAT DAY FOR THE DA FANDOM i think