Feather

[roguefeather]

Tango:

(Reading chat) "Did you have fun doing MCC?" (Five, loud seconds of silence later) The- the charity event was great. Charity event was great. Charity event was super great. (After some silence again, laughs) Um, I will... I will, I will, never, ever ever ever, ever, do an MCC again. We'll just- we'll just say that. I did this one 'cause like, the peer pressure was, uh, was pretty overwhelming 'cause I would've been the only hermit to not do it. Uhh, so, y'know what? Next year I'm okay not doing it. (Laughs) I just– I really really hate it. I really really hate it. It was not a proud moment of mine, and- and I don't mean in terms of performance. We all know what my performance was gonna be. It's just– The whole event, I don't- I don't know. I don't, I don't like the idea of performing competitively on games I don't know or understand, and then just, feeling like an idiot. The whole stream is me feeling like an idiot. So. Not my thing. But that's all we need to say about it.

Tango Tek2: Hermitcraft - Charity Event Recap! 8:20-9:35

[roguefeather]

Tango: (answering the previous topic) They're fine. Mrs T: [Puts bunny ear headband on Tango's head] No, we missed yesterday. Tango: What's happening? Oh, easter. Wonderful. Mrs T: You missed being the bun bun. Tango: Of course I have easter bunny ears. Mrs T: Why wouldn't you? [Tango sighs.] Hi Etho! Etho: Hi Mrs Tangoo :D Tango: (relaying because Mrs T can't hear in-game voices) He says hi. Etho: Tango looks good with the bunny ears. Tango: Uh-huh. Yup. This is- this is my life. (Reading chat, returning to the previous topic) Zombie horsemen? Yeah I'm gonna have- I think I'm gonna have– [Etho starts laughing.] Yeah, I know, right? This is pinnacle- pinnacle of adulthood, right here. Etho: (Talking over Tango) They suit you so well. Tango: Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. [Both of them laugh.] Tango: [sighs] Too funny.

Tango Tek2: Hermitcraft - Buy-a-Sign is a Game this Year! 1:51:35

[roguefeather]

This event has made me realize that I soo want xB and Hypno in mcc. Just that.

I've only watched orange team live (wanted to watch lime too but I only have one screen that is called my phone lol) and currently watching Hypno's vod right now. So I might be a lil biased. But still.

Oh what wouldn't I give for a Hypno and xB team up in another mcc...

They'd actually do good together with a lil practice and some experience. Because their individual placements are wonderful (13th for xB and 16th for Hypno) for knowing nothing about the event. And Hypno got a win! A newbie win, people!! Also xB has really good aim, if he had actually gotten to the finale.

Not sure if these two will ever play mcc again though, since neither of them are big into competitive stuff.

This is me begging for more.

[roguefeather]

So,, I come bringing news.

Both Hypno and xB have been asked whether they'd like to join another MCC or not on a live stream.

Hypno's answer was that he didn't want to ruin his 100% win rate, which I'm inclined to take as an indirect no.

xB was a bit more direct about it, outright saying that he probably wouldn't join again. He said that he'd join if another charity event happened, but not for the actual event.

So, uhm. Hypno and xB team up in a Gamers Outreach 2027 MCC? (Probably not.)

[ladypenrose]

everyone was sabotaging, everyone was having a fun and exciting time, end of

[roguefeather]

This event has made me realize that I soo want xB and Hypno in mcc. Just that.

I've only watched orange team live (wanted to watch lime too but I only have one screen that is called my phone lol) and currently watching Hypno's vod right now. So I might be a lil biased. But still.

Oh what wouldn't I give for a Hypno and xB team up in another mcc...

They'd actually do good together with a lil practice and some experience. Because their individual placements are wonderful (13th for xB and 16th for Hypno) for knowing nothing about the event. And Hypno got a win! A newbie win, people!! Also xB has really good aim, if he had actually gotten to the finale.

Not sure if these two will ever play mcc again though, since neither of them are big into competitive stuff.

This is me begging for more.

[roguefeather]

[Doc, Cleo and some other hermits watching Etho & Pearl play Hungry Hermits together.]

(Tango explaining Cleo how some of the more intricate mechanics work)

Doc: Yep. I'm gonna stay here and just trash talk. That's way too complicated.

Cleo: Doc, why change the habit of a lifetime?

Doc: Yes, exactly.

[...]

Cleo: What does Doc (the in-game stand) want?

Pearl: Glistening melon?!

Etho: Oh, of course Doc is difficult! Of course he is.

Tango: Yeah, there you go!

Pearl: It's alright, we got it.

Doc: Feed me the good stuff, what do you mean, y'know.

Pearl: Cleo (in-game) wants a glistening melon as well. Cleo!

Cleo: I want a glistening melon as well, yep, that sounds about right.

Doc: That's right. Cleo and I, we know what's good.

Etho: Difficult, difficult people...

Cleo: I'm not difficult, I just don't wanna be outdone by Doc. That's- that's the thing.

Tango Tek2: Hungry Hermits Opening Weekend with NINE Chefs! 52:18-52:36 / 54:50-55:24

[roguefeather]

[Tango and Skizz building the Decked Out 3 chunk loaders, but making the portals without the corners]

<Etho> I can't prove it, but decked out will have way more bugs if you don't put corners on

(Skizz starts laughing.)

Tango: It just means Etho's gonna go out of his way to find those bugs.

Tango Tek2: Hermitcraft — The Chunker Chain! 2:09:00

[roguefeather]

Source + text version under the cut.

<cubfan135> joel <cubfan135> you're needed at the labyrinth <cubfan135> we need a live rendition of 'honey, honey, honey' <Smallishbeans> sorry cub i'm about to go to bed <Smallishbeans> and i don't have my backing band <Smallishbeans> who are also me <cubfan135> it's for scar it's his bday <Smallishbeans> i don't want to give my wife the ick again, i've been doing it too much lately <Smallishbeans> happy birthday though scar, hope you enjoy the torture cub seems to be putting you through GoodTimeWithScar tried to swim in lava GoodTimeWithScar tried to swim in lava GoodTimeWithScar tried to swim in lava

The screenshot is from Tango's VOD "Hermitcraft — Endless Chest Options!" at 2:54:10 If you want to see Scar get tortured by Cub for 5.5 hours on his birthday, check out his "Can I Beat CUB'S CRAZY LABYRINTH?? - Hermitcraft Season 10" VOD.

[miscellaneous-a]

oh no, xB . . .

[roguefeather]

Tango: (accidentally shift clicks an armor stand and his game crashes while trying to do something chat said) What the heck?! Who knew that was gonna happen?

(45 seconds later, offering an explanation) xBCrafted whispers to you: Armorposer out of date :)

Tango: You're out of date. What? I'm not trying to use the armorposer

<xBCrafted> wow.

Tango: (40 second later, reading chat) He's explaining the crash? Oh, okay. Got it, xB. I need to update my armor stand thing. So you're saying I'm probably gonna crash if I just– (shift clicks the armor stand, game crashes) Yeah, okay, cool. (Laughs) Got it.

(40 seconds later) From chat: Jeez, fedXB can't update your mods for you

Tango: Yeah, I know right? What kind of service is FedxB, you aren't gonna fly over and update my mods for me?

(10 seconds later) <xBCrafted> After that comment?! Not a chance!

Tango: (Laughs) I love you xB! You're the best! And stuff. You're great. And everything's great.

[...]

Tango: I need to go get five more nametags.

Tango: (laughs) And I know a service that will not be bringing them to me after I just, gave him the business.

Tango Tek2: Hermitcraft – ScarStone and Resin Farm! (from the crash) 1:42:25–1:45:50 / 1:46:53–1:47:03

[roguefeather]

We're an hour into Tango being back on the server and so far we got:

— Scar came to ask for toe pics

— Pearl is the only one who actually listens to the stream

— Impulse likes it when Tango just makes up words

— Pearl thinks Tango's mic is poop

— Impulse agrees it's so bad that he almost cursed lmao

— Scar joined them just to laugh at Tango

— Etho came. Laughed. Refused to elaborate. Left.

— Keralis came to laugh too

— They all shudder everytime Tango talks

— Cub. Uh. Agrees. Very much.

— 1999 is calling their lost time traveller back. At least that's what Cub says.

Edit: They jumpscared Joel with it. I'm dying. Oh gosh. What a beautiful use of this mess.

Even Mrs T joined in.

Edit 2: IT'S CONTAGIOUS PEARL'S MIC ALSO GOT BAD

Edit 3: 1h 45m in. It's fixed.

Lord, that was so fun to watch XD

I'll credit the VOD in the comment part once it gets posted. The stream's going on right now.

[roguefeather]

[Talking about how the other hermits are soon gonna be banned from the interior of Tango's mountain now that it's mostly finished, to not get any spoilers.]

Etho: Tango, I think you have to leave the mountain every once in a while.

Tango: Of course I'll leave the mountain.

Gem: I don't believe that. I remember season 9.

Skizz: Yeah-

Etho: I remember season 9, I didn't see you the whole season. It's like you didn't exist.

Skizz: See I was gonna say—Etho said that for a reason, bro.

(They laugh)

Skizz: Which means, this is perfect everybody. When he's really hold up—We're not allowed in. And if he's not leaving, we're gonna threaten that line. And like, you know what I mean? We're gonna come in, y'know, or something.

Gem: Gonna be at the door with a horn.

Skizz: Yes. Like, come out and play!

Tango: It's like a picket line out front. (In a higher voice) "We demand your Tangos!"

Etho: I tried that so many times in season 9 and Tango would not leave.

Tango: He came– Yeah. I would be down there in the noodles and he would come in and he'd be like, "Come on, you're coming." I'm like, "Nope. Got work to do."

Tango Tek2: Hermitcraft — Ghast Lighting the Mountain with 7 Hermits! 37:13-37:54

[mindacracka]

Cleo: See this is the problem I have with Xb. Xb thinks I'm nice

Joe: (incredulous) Why?

Cleo: I know, right

Joe: Were you like - Did you demonstrate gratitude and inadvertently seemed nicer than you meant to be? Because I understand expressing gratitude when Xb is helpful. That seems like the sorta thing you might do

Cleo: (overlapping) I mean, I'm relatively nice to Xb

Joe: You're not an ungrateful person and Xb is a helpful person. So I could see him experiencing gratitude and having a positive impression of you

Cleo: I know

Joe: That doesn't mean it's accurate

Cleo: Right? I try real hard

[roguefeather]

Don't mind me, just...

I, uh, couldn't find the VOD, so I can't add that (I'd appreciate if anyone helped me out on that). But, you can find the clip right here which is actually where I got the images above from.

[aureachaos]

Etho: We have hit the ice tunnel now

Gem: Dig it up. It's just Doc, he doesn't hold grudges. And if he does, they're really proportional to what you've done to him

Cleo bursts out laughing

Cleo: Yeah, that's what he's known for, his rationality

Etho: I don't believe any of that...

Joe Hills: Etho, if it makes you feel better, last time Doc was mad at me, it was because of something someone else did, so if you did something to Doc, he'll probably just get mad at me again

[roguefeather]

[I know I'm really late to the post but I had to add the rest of that conversation.]

Cleo: The worst part is, that's entirely true.

Etho: You think- you think that's what it is Joe, but he's just actually holding a grudge from like, five seasons ago still.

Joe: Oh probably.

Cleo: Only five?

Gem: He just remembers something.

xB: (barely heard over the others) Doc got mad at me for not giving him a reason to get mad at me.

(...)

Gem: This seriously- this does have to go. Doc's– Doc's portal has to go.

Zed: Should we all do it together and we'll... be implicated in it.

Joe: Oh n- I have to go get tea. (excuse)

Gem: (laughs) I'll destroy Doc's thing. He's kind of scared of me still, so it'll work.

(...)

(Etho destroys the portal in the end.)

Gem: Etho's getting it. Good job Etho.

Etho: Only reason I'm doing this is cuz Doc didn’t build his corners. (of the portal)

Cleo: (laughs) The ancient grudge. Forgot about that.

GeminiTwo: Supervising the Hermitcraft Nether Hub Building! Stream VOD — 1:03:23-1:04:10 /  1:05:36-1:05:57 /  1:06:23-1:06:42

[roguefeather]

"You know I thought about starting a, a thing, right? I'm not gonna do it. But, I thought about starting doing a thing where, like, I would- I would sneakily find out what people need. You know what I mean? Like 'Oh, this person needs a bunch of deepslate,' or whatever. And then just like go mine the deepslate, and then just like leave it at their base. Just anonymously. Just bunch of deepslate. Just boom.

But then, people be like 'Oh he's so nice.' I don't want people thinking I'm nice. I'm not nice. Like what is- what is that? Being nice. I'm not- that's not me, y'know?"

—xBCrafted, Hermitcraft 11 | Stream 5, 2:15

Well, he sure as hell is eating those words now.

I fear there's no one as nice as xB.