*Bites Bottom Lip*

The home of sexy stories, pictures, quotes and gifs, usually involving Tom Hiddleston...

[lizzy-bennet]

My favorite celebrity.

[roguex1979]

@markiplier I got the charity stream mug before Christmas! All the way to the UK! Awesome! 

[studytothehd]

resource for procrastination

if you’re anything like me, working on a computer is a dangerous thing. i’ll get distracted by everything - that one email i should respond to, all the pictures of my dog, tumblr, and so on. I recently discovered an amazing resource to stop that.

it’s called writer’s block, and is free to download! 

when you open it, it shows this screen, where you can choose either a time limit or word goal

then when you start, it opens a document that fills the entire screen like this

and you cannot quit the app or open anything else until your word/time quota is filled. i just wrote half of my english speech that i’ve been putting off all morning, and it took only 20 minutes!

so yup, it’s called writer’s block and is free for both mac and windows. enjoy!

[idrathergoforgirls]

reblog to save a lazy ass

[roguex1979]

Hey @therealjacksepticeye! I just wanted to thank you for inspiring me. I got the help I needed to begin my PMA journey and this greets me as I come home every day now. :D

[eleathyra-deactivated20190930]

Remember to leave a nice comment on the fanfic you're currently reading.

Don’t ask for more, don’t just write “nice” - be specific. What was your favorite scene/moment/aspect? How did the story make you feel? Did you cry? Did it make you laugh? Did it make you angry? When and why? Make an author’s day. They are people like you.

[roguex1979]

/\/\ THIS!

[morriggannlostinfandoms]

Doodly Doo - Markiplier REMIX

First Markiplier REMIX!!!! I have been wanting to do a Mark remix for ages and when he sang in his video you know it had to be done. It was a tricky video to...

Shoutout to @roguex1979 

DOODLY DOO, heading to bed now DOODLY DOO, brushing my teeth, yeah DOODLY DOO, singing that same song Can’t get it out OH BOY!

[roguex1979]

@markiplier This is what you do to people! It’s a good thing, promise! :D

[micdotcom]

Watch: Meghan Tonjes just gave body shamers the biggest middle finger.

[thatsthat24]

I freaking love Meghan omgggggggg

[babyblueglitterglue-blog]

!!!

[poisonapple316]

I seriously needed to see this today. 

[girlzilla]

THIS

[lokilickedme]

Okay, I promised a thing to celebrate Samhach Mhiannan passing the 10,000 mark (which happened like a week ago) so it’s time to do the voting to see what we get.

Which of the following would you like me to post?

sneak peek artwork from a future chapter

Molly & King’s playlist

a short prehistory from either King’s past or a McClary ancestor’s

a visual retelling of Molly’s arrival in Scotland to work on the sliabh, told from King’s POV

I’ll leave this open to voting all weekend and probably most of next week. 

You can vote on this post or via the Ask Box or DM, but **it makes it a lot less complicated for me to keep track of everything if you put your vote on this post.

Voting is now open :)

[lokilickedme]

So far we have:

9 votes for a King POV 

2 votes for a prehistory

[just-call-me-your-darling]

Kings pov!

[roguex1979]

King’s POV !!!!!

[lovelymojobrand]

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[thorki-goddess-deactivated20220]

Is anyone else terrified they’d put this on and get in public just to have it fall off?

[roguex1979]

You can only get it up to a size C... not for us busty ladies with our boobs resting on our stomachs...

[roguex1979]

Loki Fantasies - Ficlets

Many moons ago, I wrote a few short Loki fantasies for people, all from Loki's POV. I've now decided to post them for your pleasure, because I forgot about them and found them recently!

Each one is individual, so enjoy whichever ones you like, or all of them!

- Loki wakes his lover up the best way. - Loki proves to his lover that he can make her beg. - Loki keeps his lover warm during a power cut. - Loki breaks into a house and kidnaps the owner only to be surprised by her reaction to him.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11243595/chapters/25129776

[hiddlesfashion]

That moment when Tom Hiddleston photobombs the Doctor Strange cast.

[roguex1979]

Tilda...using both hands!

[madamladydunlavey]

How dare you Stephen.

[roguex1979]

Love this!

[roguex1979]

Part 2/2 of Palace Feast! Enjoy!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10912764/chapters/24265584

[roguex1979]

Aesa is a servant at the palace feast and tasked with looking after the Second Son of Odin. When she can see that Loki is jealous and bored of the attention Thor is getting, she seeks to distract him from his melancholy.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10912764/chapters/24265584

Link to my new collaboration fic with my friend, Muse of Fire.

[sixpenceee]

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

(Source)

[geostatonary]

“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.  I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”

“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO?  PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”

“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON.  WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”

“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON.  ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES?  THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”

“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE.  YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“

[meltdraw]

Drew a comic thing of the neighbors.

[darklittlestory]

Aaaahhhhh there is a COMIC!!!!

[sarabeth72]

THERE’S A COMIC!!!

[writernotwaiting]

This story is the best thing on Tumblr, and I will fight anyone who disagrees with me.

[roguex1979]

I am in stitches!!!

[animations-daily]

[morriggannlostinfandoms]

@roguex1979

[roguex1979]

Well, according to YOU @morriggannlostinfandoms he PUSHES the lever. :D

[crocomire-deactivated20151208]

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

[missingdinosaur-deactivated2013]

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

[princekarkat]

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

[sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031]

Omg I can’t

[mr-dilliams]

As a guy I second this.

[microbewrangler]

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

[naamahdarling]

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

[chadjesus]

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

[daftpunk-delorean]

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

[uriigamii]

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

[sadiene]

VICTOR’S SECRET

[fancypants-qc]

WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE?

[sussexbound]

I am honestly so glad this is back on my dash.

[deadghoulehtt]

I’m so happy this is back lol

[allthemarvelousrage]

@solivar, @medie

Avenge me, fandom wives. I am slain by laugh-suffocation.

[kemara24]

@katiehavok

[roguex1979]

Reblogging for ‘nip noops’ and ‘peenor’...