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/Allie/♌️/19/CT/ Insta: nostalgictrashbaby & corporatecannabis

[jumex]

“That’s debatable” is my favorite reply to something I don’t agree with but never want to actually debate about

[misterwooff]

[nahhhkev-deactivated20150212]

the world is saved

[thingswewontremember]

fucking tourist 

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

time to call otters “moist boys”

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

he is a very moist boy

[tillerboomin]

SHE WENT AWF

[haramasfuq-deactivated20170109]

fuck him up sis 

[nauticalradical]

there's only two emotions:

1. mood 2. big mood

[thisprostate]

E•MO•TION (2015) E•MO•TION Side B (2016)

[parangarico-blog]

[dogsyoutube]

[randomlovesawkward-blog]

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

[dreamjock-deactivated20141116]

I CANT HANDLE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION THE DOG IS WOUWUOWUOUWOUW AND IM CRYING MY TEARS IM DROWNING

[haramasfuq-deactivated20170109]

Me: i fucking hate drama!!!

*drama happens*

Me: 

[mouseremote147863456]

Beyoncé’s Awards at the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards

[bunney]

Me: I’m havin a good night Me: :-) Me: Me: I’m sad again

[mikawatohru4ever]

Hi. I’m a new tumblr artist here. I’m Troy.

[bunney]

Hi Troy. Good luck with. your art

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just because the color of our skin is not what they want to see!

Simone Biles’s fantastic performance has been covered by many news outlets all these years! Now we can see the real difference!

#BlackGirlsMagic

[dannymrowr]

It’s like a metaphor of what millenials have to do to get jobs vs baby boomers lol

[advanced-procrastination]

I was debating whether to reblog but that last comment did it for me

[sonoanthony]

^

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[impossiblyhighmuffin]

Reblog for a smile ❤

[rauschhaft]

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

[girl-human]

[pepethememe]