Karl Rokytansky (1804–1878)

Ami | 29 | she/her | history, genealogy, music | trans + bi

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[zsnes]

director: ok cut

adam sandler: was that good? i think that was our best take

director: on hold on, the boom mike was in the shot, we need another take. reset.

cockatoo being boiled alive in chocolate:

[kosmogrl]

[nastyalover123]

Omlouvám se, nechtěla jsem ho vylekat :0

[tanookitalez]

northernlion voice: i don’t have an issue with slop enjoyers, man. if you like the minecraft movie and sonic and super mario or whatever the same then that means you just are willing to put your artistic inhibitions away for a little fun. what i have a problem with is-is the people who act like one slop is superior to the other. when people in chat tell me ‘ummm despicable me 1 is better than despicable me 3’ you aaaactually sound like an insane person. BRO ITS ALL MEDIOCRE IM GOING TO CRASH OUT-

(reading chat) “I don’t like any of those movies…” then i have no qualms with you either, brother. if you don’t want frozen pizza, go to a restaurant. just don’t start saying you wish you had digiorno over red baron or thats when we’re really gonna start having a problem

[c3rvida3]

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

[itsbasil]

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[rokytansky-stan]

Item: A Soft Pillow Rarity: ⏶ Common

What's your comfort game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Probably Tomb Raider 3 if I'm gonna be honest

[courageinsect]

[myvalzpival]

jestli tohle čteš, přeju ti den plný sluníčka, lahev multivitamínové mattonky zhmotněnou na tvém pracovním stole, spatření toho nejkrásnějšího holuba po cestě do práce/školy, přeju ti, aby tvoje oblíbené autorstvo oznámilo novou knížku, abys našla*našel*našlo svoji legitku do knihovny a aby tvoje pokojovky rostly a vzkvétaly do krásy, přeju ti příjemné a láskyplné pomazlení s tvým domácím mazlíčkem, přeju ti, aby tvůj oblíbený svetr nikdy neztratil svoji příjemnost a chlupatost a aby tvoje ponožky byly vždycky akorát teplé a akorát chladivé. 🙏

[dragonroar87]

legendary dashboard pull

[funny-tik-toks]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[miraclemaya]

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons

[tpwrtrmnky]

Fucking incredible that this is the first example they used lmao