Literal-Dumbass Roleplay

It me! Literal-Dumbass! I made this blog for anyone who wants to start a roleplay with me!

[roleplay-with-rain]

Welcome to the Roleplay Blog People!

Here you can start a roleplay with any of my OCs!

There will also be roleplays that I start with other people as well.

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Dude, can you like, stop stuttering? Ya sound like a quirky anime girl. But I still want answers.."

(I wanna use reblogs 💔)

HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

IN MY HOUSE!?

(You can if you are comfortable with it)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(oo yippee)

"What do you mean?? Why are you asking me, I don't know either. Wouldn't you be the one who did that??"

[roleplay-with-rain]

Bruh

Does it look like I have magic?

There's no magic in this world

If there is, I'm not the one who went bippity boppity boo or Accio Shadow Milk and summoned you here.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(BAHAHHA, wait is this assuming a timeline where Rain hasn't met the other cookies??)

"Ok the I'm in the wrong universe. Great."

We're not gonna ignore the fact he's not fazed by this. At all.

[roleplay-with-rain]

(I kinda assumed that at the beginning of this 😅)

Yeah, you are.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"So then, since I'm probably stuck here for a bit, who are you?"

[roleplay-with-rain]

(Sorry I used the wrong account accidentally)

I'm Rain, and I already know who you are, Shadow Milk Cookie.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(I didn't even notice)

"Rain? That's worse a name than ashtrae. For a human, you're basic, my god."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Oh, please, I was told my name means abundance from above, which is what rain is, but it sounds cool.

And what about your name? What is Shadow Milk? Spoiled Milk?

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Yeah yeah whatever. At least I don't have a life and I can do whatever I want unemployed."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Whatever, when do you think you might leave?

I don’t want to deal with a blue jester who nearly killed three kids.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Yeah so I kinda wanna hang with you now. Ya got Netflix? Also, I've done a lot more than threatening kid's life."

[roleplay-with-rain]

How tf you know what Netflix is?

Anyways, yeah, I do, what do ya wanna watch? I like K Pop Demon Hunters, Grown Ups, It, Pokemon, The Cuphead Show, One Piece-

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"KPOP DEMON HUNTERS!! YEAHHH!!!"

"Also, of course I know what Netflix is, I live with a human every single day."

[roleplay-with-rain]

OMG YOU LIKE KPOP DEMON HUNTERS TOO!?

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"ZOEY IS MY FAVV!!! YESS!!!"

Shadow Milk sat on her shoulder, chilling.

[roleplay-with-rain]

YAAAAASSSSS ZOEY IS THE BEST!!!! But I'm more of a Rumi fan.

Who’s your favorite Saja Boy? Mine is between Baby and Mystery.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"You are not taking Mystery from me, period. Now let's rewatch it 10 times!!!!"

[roleplay-with-rain]

YEEEEESSSSS!!!! I'll get the snacks ready! You like Doritos? You like Mounds and Sour Patch Kids? Not together, of course.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"More of a Cheetos guys, but sure. Sour patch, by the way."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Here ya go, man. Now let's sing our hearts out to our content and scream gibberish over the Korean parts of the songs, because we don’t know how to speak it.

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Dude, can you like, stop stuttering? Ya sound like a quirky anime girl. But I still want answers.."

(I wanna use reblogs 💔)

HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

IN MY HOUSE!?

(You can if you are comfortable with it)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(oo yippee)

"What do you mean?? Why are you asking me, I don't know either. Wouldn't you be the one who did that??"

[roleplay-with-rain]

Bruh

Does it look like I have magic?

There's no magic in this world

If there is, I'm not the one who went bippity boppity boo or Accio Shadow Milk and summoned you here.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(BAHAHHA, wait is this assuming a timeline where Rain hasn't met the other cookies??)

"Ok the I'm in the wrong universe. Great."

We're not gonna ignore the fact he's not fazed by this. At all.

[roleplay-with-rain]

(I kinda assumed that at the beginning of this 😅)

Yeah, you are.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"So then, since I'm probably stuck here for a bit, who are you?"

[roleplay-with-rain]

(Sorry I used the wrong account accidentally)

I'm Rain, and I already know who you are, Shadow Milk Cookie.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(I didn't even notice)

"Rain? That's worse a name than ashtrae. For a human, you're basic, my god."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Oh, please, I was told my name means abundance from above, which is what rain is, but it sounds cool.

And what about your name? What is Shadow Milk? Spoiled Milk?

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Yeah yeah whatever. At least I don't have a life and I can do whatever I want unemployed."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Whatever, when do you think you might leave?

I don’t want to deal with a blue jester who nearly killed three kids.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Yeah so I kinda wanna hang with you now. Ya got Netflix? Also, I've done a lot more than threatening kid's life."

[roleplay-with-rain]

How tf you know what Netflix is?

Anyways, yeah, I do, what do ya wanna watch? I like K Pop Demon Hunters, Grown Ups, It, Pokemon, The Cuphead Show, One Piece-

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"KPOP DEMON HUNTERS!! YEAHHH!!!"

"Also, of course I know what Netflix is, I live with a human every single day."

[roleplay-with-rain]

OMG YOU LIKE KPOP DEMON HUNTERS TOO!?

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"ZOEY IS MY FAVV!!! YESS!!!"

Shadow Milk sat on her shoulder, chilling.

[roleplay-with-rain]

YAAAAASSSSS ZOEY IS THE BEST!!!! But I'm more of a Rumi fan.

Who’s your favorite Saja Boy? Mine is between Baby and Mystery.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"You are not taking Mystery from me, period. Now let's rewatch it 10 times!!!!"

[roleplay-with-rain]

YEEEEESSSSS!!!! I'll get the snacks ready! You like Doritos? You like Mounds and Sour Patch Kids? Not together, of course.

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Dude, can you like, stop stuttering? Ya sound like a quirky anime girl. But I still want answers.."

(I wanna use reblogs 💔)

HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

IN MY HOUSE!?

(You can if you are comfortable with it)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(oo yippee)

"What do you mean?? Why are you asking me, I don't know either. Wouldn't you be the one who did that??"

[roleplay-with-rain]

Bruh

Does it look like I have magic?

There's no magic in this world

If there is, I'm not the one who went bippity boppity boo or Accio Shadow Milk and summoned you here.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(BAHAHHA, wait is this assuming a timeline where Rain hasn't met the other cookies??)

"Ok the I'm in the wrong universe. Great."

We're not gonna ignore the fact he's not fazed by this. At all.

[roleplay-with-rain]

(I kinda assumed that at the beginning of this 😅)

Yeah, you are.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"So then, since I'm probably stuck here for a bit, who are you?"

[roleplay-with-rain]

(Sorry I used the wrong account accidentally)

I'm Rain, and I already know who you are, Shadow Milk Cookie.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(I didn't even notice)

"Rain? That's worse a name than ashtrae. For a human, you're basic, my god."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Oh, please, I was told my name means abundance from above, which is what rain is, but it sounds cool.

And what about your name? What is Shadow Milk? Spoiled Milk?

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Yeah yeah whatever. At least I don't have a life and I can do whatever I want unemployed."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Whatever, when do you think you might leave?

I don’t want to deal with a blue jester who nearly killed three kids.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Yeah so I kinda wanna hang with you now. Ya got Netflix? Also, I've done a lot more than threatening kid's life."

[roleplay-with-rain]

How tf you know what Netflix is?

Anyways, yeah, I do, what do ya wanna watch? I like K Pop Demon Hunters, Grown Ups, It, Pokemon, The Cuphead Show, One Piece-

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"KPOP DEMON HUNTERS!! YEAHHH!!!"

"Also, of course I know what Netflix is, I live with a human every single day."

[roleplay-with-rain]

OMG YOU LIKE KPOP DEMON HUNTERS TOO!?

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"ZOEY IS MY FAVV!!! YESS!!!"

Shadow Milk sat on her shoulder, chilling.

[roleplay-with-rain]

YAAAAASSSSS ZOEY IS THE BEST!!!! But I'm more of a Rumi fan.

Who’s your favorite Saja Boy? Mine is between Baby and Mystery.

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Dude, can you like, stop stuttering? Ya sound like a quirky anime girl. But I still want answers.."

(I wanna use reblogs 💔)

HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

IN MY HOUSE!?

(You can if you are comfortable with it)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(oo yippee)

"What do you mean?? Why are you asking me, I don't know either. Wouldn't you be the one who did that??"

[roleplay-with-rain]

Bruh

Does it look like I have magic?

There's no magic in this world

If there is, I'm not the one who went bippity boppity boo or Accio Shadow Milk and summoned you here.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(BAHAHHA, wait is this assuming a timeline where Rain hasn't met the other cookies??)

"Ok the I'm in the wrong universe. Great."

We're not gonna ignore the fact he's not fazed by this. At all.

[roleplay-with-rain]

(I kinda assumed that at the beginning of this 😅)

Yeah, you are.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"So then, since I'm probably stuck here for a bit, who are you?"

[roleplay-with-rain]

(Sorry I used the wrong account accidentally)

I'm Rain, and I already know who you are, Shadow Milk Cookie.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(I didn't even notice)

"Rain? That's worse a name than ashtrae. For a human, you're basic, my god."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Oh, please, I was told my name means abundance from above, which is what rain is, but it sounds cool.

And what about your name? What is Shadow Milk? Spoiled Milk?

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Yeah yeah whatever. At least I don't have a life and I can do whatever I want unemployed."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Whatever, when do you think you might leave?

I don’t want to deal with a blue jester who nearly killed three kids.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Yeah so I kinda wanna hang with you now. Ya got Netflix? Also, I've done a lot more than threatening kid's life."

[roleplay-with-rain]

How tf you know what Netflix is?

Anyways, yeah, I do, what do ya wanna watch? I like K Pop Demon Hunters, Grown Ups, It, Pokemon, The Cuphead Show, One Piece-

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"KPOP DEMON HUNTERS!! YEAHHH!!!"

"Also, of course I know what Netflix is, I live with a human every single day."

[roleplay-with-rain]

OMG YOU LIKE KPOP DEMON HUNTERS TOO!?

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Dude, can you like, stop stuttering? Ya sound like a quirky anime girl. But I still want answers.."

(I wanna use reblogs 💔)

HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

IN MY HOUSE!?

(You can if you are comfortable with it)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(oo yippee)

"What do you mean?? Why are you asking me, I don't know either. Wouldn't you be the one who did that??"

[roleplay-with-rain]

Bruh

Does it look like I have magic?

There's no magic in this world

If there is, I'm not the one who went bippity boppity boo or Accio Shadow Milk and summoned you here.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(BAHAHHA, wait is this assuming a timeline where Rain hasn't met the other cookies??)

"Ok the I'm in the wrong universe. Great."

We're not gonna ignore the fact he's not fazed by this. At all.

[roleplay-with-rain]

(I kinda assumed that at the beginning of this 😅)

Yeah, you are.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"So then, since I'm probably stuck here for a bit, who are you?"

[roleplay-with-rain]

(Sorry I used the wrong account accidentally)

I'm Rain, and I already know who you are, Shadow Milk Cookie.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(I didn't even notice)

"Rain? That's worse a name than ashtrae. For a human, you're basic, my god."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Oh, please, I was told my name means abundance from above, which is what rain is, but it sounds cool.

And what about your name? What is Shadow Milk? Spoiled Milk?

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Yeah yeah whatever. At least I don't have a life and I can do whatever I want unemployed."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Whatever, when do you think you might leave?

I don’t want to deal with a blue jester who nearly killed three kids.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Yeah so I kinda wanna hang with you now. Ya got Netflix? Also, I've done a lot more than threatening kid's life."

[roleplay-with-rain]

How tf you know what Netflix is?

Anyways, yeah, I do, what do ya wanna watch? I like K Pop Demon Hunters, Grown Ups, It, Pokemon, The Cuphead Show, One Piece-

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Dude, can you like, stop stuttering? Ya sound like a quirky anime girl. But I still want answers.."

(I wanna use reblogs 💔)

HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

IN MY HOUSE!?

(You can if you are comfortable with it)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(oo yippee)

"What do you mean?? Why are you asking me, I don't know either. Wouldn't you be the one who did that??"

[roleplay-with-rain]

Bruh

Does it look like I have magic?

There's no magic in this world

If there is, I'm not the one who went bippity boppity boo or Accio Shadow Milk and summoned you here.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(BAHAHHA, wait is this assuming a timeline where Rain hasn't met the other cookies??)

"Ok the I'm in the wrong universe. Great."

We're not gonna ignore the fact he's not fazed by this. At all.

[roleplay-with-rain]

(I kinda assumed that at the beginning of this 😅)

Yeah, you are.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"So then, since I'm probably stuck here for a bit, who are you?"

[roleplay-with-rain]

(Sorry I used the wrong account accidentally)

I'm Rain, and I already know who you are, Shadow Milk Cookie.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(I didn't even notice)

"Rain? That's worse a name than ashtrae. For a human, you're basic, my god."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Oh, please, I was told my name means abundance from above, which is what rain is, but it sounds cool.

And what about your name? What is Shadow Milk? Spoiled Milk?

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Yeah yeah whatever. At least I don't have a life and I can do whatever I want unemployed."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Whatever, when do you think you might leave?

I don’t want to deal with a blue jester who nearly killed three kids.

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Dude, can you like, stop stuttering? Ya sound like a quirky anime girl. But I still want answers.."

(I wanna use reblogs 💔)

HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

IN MY HOUSE!?

(You can if you are comfortable with it)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(oo yippee)

"What do you mean?? Why are you asking me, I don't know either. Wouldn't you be the one who did that??"

[roleplay-with-rain]

Bruh

Does it look like I have magic?

There's no magic in this world

If there is, I'm not the one who went bippity boppity boo or Accio Shadow Milk and summoned you here.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(BAHAHHA, wait is this assuming a timeline where Rain hasn't met the other cookies??)

"Ok the I'm in the wrong universe. Great."

We're not gonna ignore the fact he's not fazed by this. At all.

[roleplay-with-rain]

(I kinda assumed that at the beginning of this 😅)

Yeah, you are.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"So then, since I'm probably stuck here for a bit, who are you?"

[roleplay-with-rain]

(Sorry I used the wrong account accidentally)

I'm Rain, and I already know who you are, Shadow Milk Cookie.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(I didn't even notice)

"Rain? That's worse a name than ashtrae. For a human, you're basic, my god."

[roleplay-with-rain]

Oh, please, I was told my name means abundance from above, which is what rain is, but it sounds cool.

And what about your name? What is Shadow Milk? Spoiled Milk?

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Dude, can you like, stop stuttering? Ya sound like a quirky anime girl. But I still want answers.."

(I wanna use reblogs 💔)

HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

IN MY HOUSE!?

(You can if you are comfortable with it)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(oo yippee)

"What do you mean?? Why are you asking me, I don't know either. Wouldn't you be the one who did that??"

[roleplay-with-rain]

Bruh

Does it look like I have magic?

There's no magic in this world

If there is, I'm not the one who went bippity boppity boo or Accio Shadow Milk and summoned you here.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(BAHAHHA, wait is this assuming a timeline where Rain hasn't met the other cookies??)

"Ok the I'm in the wrong universe. Great."

We're not gonna ignore the fact he's not fazed by this. At all.

[roleplay-with-rain]

(I kinda assumed that at the beginning of this 😅)

Yeah, you are.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"So then, since I'm probably stuck here for a bit, who are you?"

[roleplay-with-rain]

(Sorry I used the wrong account accidentally)

I'm Rain, and I already know who you are, Shadow Milk Cookie.

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Dude, can you like, stop stuttering? Ya sound like a quirky anime girl. But I still want answers.."

(I wanna use reblogs 💔)

HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

IN MY HOUSE!?

(You can if you are comfortable with it)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(oo yippee)

"What do you mean?? Why are you asking me, I don't know either. Wouldn't you be the one who did that??"

[roleplay-with-rain]

Bruh

Does it look like I have magic?

There's no magic in this world

If there is, I'm not the one who went bippity boppity boo or Accio Shadow Milk and summoned you here.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(BAHAHHA, wait is this assuming a timeline where Rain hasn't met the other cookies??)

"Ok the I'm in the wrong universe. Great."

We're not gonna ignore the fact he's not fazed by this. At all.

[roleplay-with-rain]

(I kinda assumed that at the beginning of this 😅)

Yeah, you are.

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Dude, can you like, stop stuttering? Ya sound like a quirky anime girl. But I still want answers.."

(I wanna use reblogs 💔)

HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

IN MY HOUSE!?

(You can if you are comfortable with it)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(oo yippee)

"What do you mean?? Why are you asking me, I don't know either. Wouldn't you be the one who did that??"

[roleplay-with-rain]

Bruh

Does it look like I have magic?

There's no magic in this world

If there is, I'm not the one who went bippity boppity boo or Accio Shadow Milk and summoned you here.

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Dude, can you like, stop stuttering? Ya sound like a quirky anime girl. But I still want answers.."

(I wanna use reblogs 💔)

HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

IN MY HOUSE!?

(You can if you are comfortable with it)

[roleplay-with-rain]

"Where am I, who are you, what's going on...?!"

Shadow Milk decided to float eye level.

(yo madam 🤑)

I-I

Wha-?

How?

HOW ARE YOU-!?

[roleplay-with-rain]

(For the cookies in the kitchen thing because the VOICES TELL ME TO DO THIS I CAN'T STOP IT HELP HELP HELP RAHHHH I CAN'T BE PLAYING GROW A GARDEN ANYMORE IM TOO BOREEEEEEDDDDDDDD also hi)

It's a normal day (well, not normal for Rain if she's not used to it..) in the house when randomly, another Shadow Milk Cookie appears. Like out of thin air.

"Whut- uhh..?!"

Rain wakes up and goes into the kitchen to make herself some coffee. Out of the corner of their eye they see a blue speck.

They turn their head and see...

SHADOW MILK COOKIE FROM COOKIE RUN KINGDOM!?

"What the fuck!?"

She jumps back in surprise

(Hello Anon!)