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ryan-sometimes

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

netherworldpost

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

tomthefanboy

A fifth response just said "Ruby Rap? Rheeheeheehee!" and was believed to be logged in error

feywildwest

employees should be allowed to steal, actually

feywildwest

idk. yesterday was a slow day and at the end of it, I still stared into a cash drawer, one of three, that had more than my rent in it, even if you only count the 20s. I spent a lot of that day trying to calculate in my head how many hours of work equal one pair of pants, let alone how many hours of work equals the fun thing I want to do next month.

I feel a cough coming on, because I work in a drug store, and all of my customers are sick. I always feel a little bit sick, now. I can't afford to eat well enough to keep my body healthy. Cough medicine is worth two hours and 20 minutes of work. Our store probably bought a case of cough medicine for they price we're selling one box. If this cough gets worse, I might have to call out, which will cost me more than the medicine in the long run- but that doesn't give me the money to buy the medicine right now. I stock a case onto the shelf. I don't buy any.

A mom wrangling three crying, sick kids enters my line and sets two types of children's medicine down, says they're both on sale and thank god for that. I ring her up, and she gets very quiet, because she misread the sign, and her total is twice as high as she was expecting. Her youngest screams in the cart, because she's burning up with fever. Her mother very quietly asks, please, she's so sorry, if I could please take the more expensive one off her total.

I agree, I move the box below the counter, and when she's not looking, I slip it into her bag. I pray as hard as I can that if she notices the "mistake" she says nothing, because I so desperately want her to have that medicine. The store has lost profit at the cost of a child's health. I don't bat an eye. This is a terminable offense. If I'm presented with the same situation tonight, I'll do it in a heartbeat.

The myth of evil employees stealing from the company falls apart the second you realize the company would shoot you dead to make a profit. This isn't two equal players, one of whom is stealing from the other. This is someone fighting for survival versus someone fighting to make an extra million. It's not equal.

Employees should be able to steal, actually.

koicifer

Bro I teared up oh my god bro

alwaysalir

The BB house was wilding today

They got the perfect Veto draw

Cory is itching to spill things he shouldn’t

Cam was tipped off by his creepy watching of America’s behavior.

Cam is following Jag around & interrogating him

Cirie & Felicia think Jag is working with Cam to get Matt out

Matt is having an emotional crisis bc Jag isn’t hanging out with him

Cam is trashing Bowie and telling Matt he doesn’t care if Jag goes on the block

WHAT IS GOING ON?

claire-is-6ft

I’m sorry but Cory isn’t really doing anything THAT dastardly to be getting called out during live evictions and getting into fights

officialhouseguest

cory in the DR tonight saying “idk i just think it’ll be funny…” really sums his whole game up cuz like—

this kid came in thinking “i’m gonna play up the little brother thing and get everyone to think i’m just a sweet innocent boy so i seem non-threatening!” — and, sure! that’s a solid plan!

…and then he proceeded to have a one-sided beef with hisam from day 1, joke-flirted his way into legitimately falling for america, was on slop for like half the season which has seemingly shrunk him by half, and decided he needed to go up against a reality TV legend in cirie. on top of ALL THAT he has now played a major role in saving felicia TWICE, it almost cost him his game prejury BOTH times, and she is more than likely STILL GOING AFTER HIM. (this is comedy.)

and now, as a result of all of this, he has been at the center of three (3) out of only like 4 big fight/blowout moments so far this season. two of which directly involved… FUCKING BOWIE JANE 💀💀💀

…ah yes sir, very lowkey, very under the radar, good work 🫡

anyway if that child can do anything it is commit to the bit.

officialhouseguest

this season has me sounding like an annoying ass independent voter. Like why am i saying shit like “I’m not on Blue’s side or Red’s side. I’m on America’s side.”

cheatingisland

CORY vs. JARED

"Thank you, Jared, for taking this shot at Cameron. The only way I think I can repay you… is by targeting you next week. Bro."

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chirasul

so when I was in juvie for arson, my first cellmate was really chill and cool and we talked about a lot of stuff; I told him about arson methods and he taught me about shoplifting, etc, it was pretty chill. we played cards and honestly I was enjoying my time, reminded me of summer camp. but then he got out and the kid who replaced him was a super dysfunctional weirdo. loved to randomly scream just to startle me, and he'd spit on the walls from the top bunk so it would run down the wall next to my head while I was trying to sleep. anyway we're in a cell so there's a toilet we gotta take turns on and he was shitting there once, and he was pulling has pants up real high on his legs so I couldn't see anything. like I wasn't trying to look at him but he made a big deal about pulling his pants over his weiner. he was talking to me about it. and he told me something that stuck with me ever since. he said that, whenever he shits, he has to keep his dick warm, or else the cold will make it get so small that it will retract inside of him and make him throw up. and in almost two decades since then I've never been able to figure out what the fuck he was talking about