unbridled chaos

existential dread and garlic bread

[glutko]

[wigglytoph]

[beardedmrbean]

[beemojis]

target audience

[beemojis]

it occurs to me that i am also the target audience

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

[euamopipoca-deactivated20120215]

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

[sociallyanxiousdragon]

Before 1990: //////

1990:////

1991://////

1992:////////////

1993://///////////////

1994:////////////////////

1995: //////////////////////////////////////

1996: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1997: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1998: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1999: ///////////////////

2000: //

After 2000: /

[sociallyanxiousdragon]

This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts

[rincewitch]

stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools

[10april]

[vero-niche]

[a-sentient-cup]

@official-megumin

[mega-taiga]

mossy logs should be a thing

[clockworkman]

Oh boy have I got some news for you!

[mega-taiga]

im a Minecraft blog. thanks though

[hbmmaster]

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

[hbmmaster]

it's pretty light

[gender-anarchy-deactivated20250]

[we-are-knight]

Live. Laugh. Longsword.

[lynxfrost13]

Btw this is how he watches me cook. Why does he look like he’s expecting a medieval flogging 😭

[bunjywunjy]

grey squirrel and northern cardinal are having a loud argument twenty feet above my head. this is just like Online

[bunjywunjy]

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME DMV: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP Verdict: DENIED

[wlfb0ygrl]

[memewhore]

[fiery-rat]

an important addition

[cosmictequila]

not everything taylor swift does is a secret encoded message. but everything mcr does is, i have received gerard’s psychic signals

[fairycosmos]

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

[1anonyymous1]

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

[girlballs-archive]

awesome. we have a beetle problem

[lakemojave]

I got rid of em for ya

[chirasul]

missed one. rookie mistake honestly

[lakemojave]

You think you're funny huh

[redstonedust]

if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing