Saturn

[coelhosfofos-deactivated2024102]

Daqui uns anos as brigas das crianças vai ser tipo

E seu pai que pagou 50k de multa pq não queria deixar de ver porno no Twitter

E sua mãe que ficou pior que drogado em abstinência de crack quando ficou uma semana sem Twitter

[poxalucas]

[jenniecaipirinha]

e todos dançam pega estica e puxa é na xereca da ua

[romanceless-poet]

Rejeite a modernidade (bluesky)

Abrace a tradição (tumblr)

[kismet-sinking-in]

espero real que todo mundo venha pra ca CHEGA DE bluesky essa palavra nao esta na biblia

[erythroxyloffsworld]

Poesía

[demonboyhalo]

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

[jenniecaipirinha]

minha amiga ta falando pra eu baixar o bluesky pq ta todo mundo lá e parece que eu to indo com o pessoal do tumblr pra uma chácara enquanto o pessoal ta indo pra uma festa no centro kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[kismet-sinking-in]

aff eu sinto que nao posso ser boba aqui do jeito que sou no twitter

[methsztopholes-deactivated20260]

i kinda miss brazilian twitter

[romanceless-poet]

Voltei pro tumblr e comecei a ter medo de ser autêntica (?). De ser julgada ou então de ser avaliada pela comunidade daqui, que terror terrível

[romanceless-poet]

[thecupidwitch]

Simple Ways to Practice Magick Everyday

Say a small prayer or do a short meditation before you get out of bed in the morning.

Write down dreams or visions you had.

Stir your first cup of coffee or tea counterclockwise to banish negativity and bad luck or clockwise to bring positive energy.

Draw daily tarot or oracle cards (you can also use a pendulum) for guidance.

Cleansing yourself and home using sound or smoke.

Ancestor or spirit offerings

Pick out your clothes, shoes, jewelry... ect with intention.

Write a sigil or petition paper and burn it.

Take a ritual shower. You can spice it up with candles, herbs, and crystals, or you can simply step under the water and imagine all the negativity and bad energy washing off you. You can also recite a chant.

Every time you look into the mirror, say an affirmation

Take a walk outside and ground yourself to Mother Earth.

Dance!! Dancing is an excellent way to rise the energy, and it helps with opening the sacral and solar plexus chakra and getting in touch with the inner child.

tip jar

[belladonnabefore]

Entrar no Tumblr e achar tudo isso de Brasileiro tá uma vibe mt quando o metrô dá pau e eu encontro um grupo de gente pra conversar na estação até as coisas se acalmarem. Adorei.

[dajo42]

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

[romanceless-poet]

Estar na Internet é saber que inevitavelmente você vai se deparar com alguém falando um absurdo.

Hoje por exemplo eu tive que ouvir a frase "pra algumas coisas, precisamos de fato nos posicionar e levantar uma bandeira" relacionada a ARMAZENAMENTO DE PIMENTA.

[spiribia]

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this