i miss you more than anything

"me"

[cryptdwelling]

[toyota-supra]

my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on

[avpol]

my cat richard

[lousolversons]

me watching 'gratitious' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

[twoheadedfawnn]

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

[zapruderfilms]

i actually really enjoy winter i don’t mind that it gets dark so early

>completely dark before 5:30

i think being alive is the worst thing that can happen to a person

[sweatermuppet]

cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence

[lovebunnie]

its so hysterical that stede fucked ed so good he renounced the title of blackbeard he must be crazy with that thing

[r0bee]

JUST WATCHED THE SEASON 1 PROMO AND THE WAY THEY CHOSE TO INTRODUCE DENNIS????

[thordy]

[hottdoggblogg]

[lavendercowboy23]

Gay son AND thot daughter

[charmac]

Gay son AND thot daughter

[iheartdachshunds-blog]

[amygdalae]

As a bisexual person I'm keenly aware of how such stereotypes are inevitably harmful to us, but unfortunately when I see bisexuals in fiction who are Evil and stylish and fuck like champions I can't help but go "oh work" for a sec. It's a difficult conundrum

[morabbots]

VEEP | 5.05 “Thanksgiving”

[pronounstheclown]

just finished rewatching veep and this is def my favorite bit

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

gonna call in a shitter like it's a medevac helicopter and I'm a wounded GI in the jungles of Vietnam

[powerburial]

imagine getting in one of these and sitting down and a few seconds later you feel it lift off the ground

[tsunderrated]

too busy imagining one of these malfunctioning and raining shit from the sky onto the populace