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[romarambles]

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[tobytoon-deactivated20230122]

In my fic, Kishibe helps babysit Nayuta.

[skialdi]

ASL Christmas~❄️

[beautifulbitch-2]

Hey, at least he listened. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[lalikeslichto]

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[rflamethrower-deactivated202304]

Wake up boy it’s time to block all the porn bots that followed you last night

[the-haiku-bot]

Wake up boy it’s time

to block all the porn bots that

followed you last night

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mindie-arts]

Luffy expression studies~ 👒🍖

He’s expressions are so goofy I hope I did them well

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[tench-art]

Happy secret santa for @hyperbolicreverie!

[turtletoads]

messing with the layer modes. again

[everythingfox]

A collection of feets

[theocseason4]

[carbomcoco]

(via @lazarus-lazuli )

[avagueidea]

Good news! It only took him 3 tries 🎉🎉🎉 congrats cringe husband

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[lyanro]

I thought he was in the toilet

[valtsv]

staring at his tits while he mansplains

[toastbutteregg]

[computationalcalculator]

I once walked out of a restaurant because their QR code menu required an email account. to order Food