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Yajirou Shimogamo (下鴨 矢二郎) - Uchouten Kazoku 2 - Episode 10
I feel like this one hasent been takes about much: tummy aches caused by parasites
Just the thought of having some sort of literal bug inside the stomach or intestines would be enough to send someone into compleate terror, plus the pain and discomfort. Maybe the parasites are eating all the food their host eats and leaves nothing for them, making them starve no matter how much they eat. Or maybe they nibble and bite at their hostes belly, causing them excruciating pain as their gut is eaten from the inside out.
The horror on their face when they finally get to a hospital, painfully making their way themselves or being in so much pain they had to get a friend to take them, and they find out what’s making their tummy hurt so badly. Being disgusted and afraid of what’s inside them, wanting to rub their belly to ease the pain but scared to feel their bloated stomach. To get rid of them, they have to take medicine that acts like a poison to kill the parasites, but it makes them horribly sick at the same time.
It’s just a horrible experience for the poor thing, leaving them totally exhausted with an upset tummy
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I finally watched promare - i didn’t realize when i was drawing it but lio just gets progressively more horny
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Let’s stop asking Who’s the boy/girl in the relationship and start asking who’s the blue/red.
Yeah, I can see it.
I mean this one specifically applies to me and @goddamnitgoose BUT. UH. ACCURATE.
thinkin’ about someone slumped back into couch cushions, very happy and very sleepy and very stuffed, when a caretaker comes up and takes one look at them and decides, wow, we had better get you to bed
but… looks like someone is gonna need a little help getting up.
so the caretaker sits down beside them and wraps one arm around their back. the stuffed person presses their hands to either side of their swollen belly as the caretaker rests a hand over the crest of the bulge. and then veryyyy carefully, an effort to stand is made.
the caretaker does their best to help, but even the most supportive hand isn’t enough to keep the fullness from sloshing, and they feel the heaviness in their loved one’s tummy shift and grumble under their hand, accompanied by a soft, dazed groan.
I felt like writing more over-the-top stuffed groaning, so… I did. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is supposed to be the same A and B as in [x] and [x].
“A third plate? Ooh, I don’t know if it’s going to fit…” A leaned back from the breakfast table, just enough to reveal how swollen they were. “My belly aches so much already.”
B forced themselves not to look as they set the heaping plate of pancakes down in front of A. “Well, you can save always save these for tomorrow.”
“They won’t be as good tomorrow.” A sighed and dug their fork into the stack. “Mmm, and you know I can never resist chocolate chip…”
“I do know that, yes.” B returned to their chair and quickly buried their nose in the newspaper.
“You know that even when—mmm—my stomach is so full that it—ooooh—hurts, I still want more…”
B bit their lip. The noises A was making as they ate should’ve been illegal—happy yummy sounds upon putting each bite in their mouth, followed by breathy groans and strained belches as the food forced its way down into their bulging stomach…. Honestly, nobody had the right to sound that debauched.
But B knew that A was playing it up to tease them. They also knew that if they didn’t react, A would try harder. So they remained stubbornly silent.
Sure enough, A began moaning aloud again. “Ohhhhh, my tummy… I really don’t have room for another bite.”
“So stop eating,” said B with heavily-feigned disinterest.
“I can’t, it’s so delicious… Ooh, I’m getting such an awful tummyache, though! You can actually hear my stomach struggling.”
A fell silent, so B could just barely hear the low gurgling coming from their side of the table. The newspaper starting to tremble in B’s hands
“Ooohhh…” The next groan was breathy and strained. “Ohhh, I feel a little bit—like my stomach is trying to—uhhffff—”
A’s belly rumbled loudly. The sound rose slowly through their guts and escaped as an enormous burp.
“Jesus.” The word slipped out before B could stop it.
Now that B’s resolve was broken, A went in for the kill. “Ohhh, I’m so stuffed, B! Just think about how many pancakes are already packed into this big painful stomach.” They leaned back, letting their rounded belly bulge forward. “I can really feel them, churning and swelling and fighting for room, ohhhh… and still, you want me to force down two more?”
B’s mouth was dry. “Yeah,” they admitted. “I really want that. Can you do it?”
A grinned, snake-like. “Ooooh, my stomach is throbbing like it might burst… but I’ll do it just for you.”
The first pancake went down in a series of tiny bites and tiny belches. At the second, A groaned and pushed the fork over to B. They held their bloated belly in both hands as B fed them, panting as their stomach weighed on their lungs. By the time the last bite went down, A was so packed with food they seemed barely able to sit up straight.
"Too full to speak, huh?” B asked, grinning.
A blinked dazedly. They opened their mouth, but then their belly gurgled and only a hiccup came out.
“It’s all right, your stomach’s doing the talking for you.” B reached over to rub it gently as it rumbled again. “Sounds like it’s saying: please, I’m still hungry, feed me one more…”
A nearly retched. They glanced up a B, eyes full of mixed horror, revulsion, and twisted desire.
“I’m messing with you,” B laughed. “I don’t want you to actually explode. C’mon, let’s get you lying down. You’re gonna need that tummy taken care of.”
rubs ugly little hands together for a lil request thing, person a being suuuuper overstuffed and moany and groany and person b (feeder) rubbing their oversensitive belly and occasionally pushing hard on the tender spots to get person a to hiccup or smthn while person b is ">:3"
*bursts through wall* Did someone say moaning and groaning? Do you mean mY GODDAMN FAVORITE THING
I hope you all are prepared for this super-extra love letter to my fondness for A) ruefully-groaned lists of everything that was eaten and B) stuffed characters who are very, very aware that whining about stomach pains is pretty much dirty-talk for their SO. ;P
“Ohhhh… owwww….”
B stopped in the entryway with their coat halfway off. They would recognize the quality of that groan anywhere. “Um, A? Are you all right?”
“Ooooh… urp… no….”
B’s mouth went dry. They kicked off their shoes, dumped their bag carelessly on the floor, and rounded the corner into the living room.
The place was a mess. It looked a hurricane had hit right after plowing through a well-stocked pantry. And in the middle of it all, A was sprawled on the couch, shirt pulled up, one hand resting on a very swollen belly.
“What the hell happened here?” B asked, their voice a little higher than usual.
“I—urrrrgh—had some dinner.” A gazed blearily at destruction surrounding them. “Oooooh, or maybe a lot of dinner. And now my—ohhhhh—my stomach doesn’t feel so good….”
“No wonder.” B stepped into the room, heart quickening. They picked up one of the crumpled papers littering the floor and recognized the wrapping from the deli down the street. “You got sandwiches? How many of these you eat?”
“I ate… ohhhhh… three, I think. Maybe four. Urp.”
“You don’t remember?”
“That was—oooff—only the beginning,” A groaned. “S’hard to remember everything because I ate… ooh, I ate so much…”
“Yeah?” B’s voice came out as a croak. “Tell me more.”
“I wish I could but I—ugghh—I can’t think straight, my tummy is so full….” A arched their back slightly, letting their belly bulge even bigger, and B knew exactly what they wanted.
B settled next to them on the couch and put a hand against the bloat, suppressing a shiver. A was laying it on pretty thick with the groaning, but there was no way they could be exaggerating how enormously swollen their belly was. It gurgled quietly under B’s hand, hard and tight and heaving gently with their labored breaths. God, they were stuffed… maybe the groaning wasn’t exaggerated at all….
“Tell me what else is in here,” said B as they began to rub gentle circles.
“I also ate—ughhhh—all those bananas we had in the kitchen. And a whole bag of—urp, oooff—tortilla chips.” A hiccuped and their stomach sloshed. “Oww. And then—”
“And then? You were still hungry after four sandwiches, a bunch of bananas, and a whole bag of chips?”
“Oooh, no. I already had a tummyache from eating all that. But… then I remembered we had ice cream in the freezer. My stomach was so full… but I couldn’t resist….”
“Jesus. Sometimes I can’t even believe you’re for real.”
“The container is—ugh—is right there, if you don’t believe me.” A pointed to the empty ice cream carton sitting on the coffee table. “Ohh-hhh, my tummy hurts… I really shouldn’t have eaten it all….”
“I was kidding. It’s really not hard to believe there’s a whole carton of ice cream in this poor stomach.” B gave its swollen side a pat. “Jesus, look at it. You really packed it full, huh?”
“Oooh, way beyond full…. My stomach started groaning, telling me it had no room left, but the ice cream was so good. Every bite ached so much, but I just couldn’t—oooh!” A winced as B’s fingers found a tender, grumbling spot up near their ribs.
“Is that uncomfortable?” B asked, pushing down.
A moaned and let out an enormous hiccup. “Ooooh, don’t… I’m too full…. ow-ww, my tummy….”
B released the pressure. They didn’t want to actually make A sick. “Is that all you ate?”
A blinked up at them with wide eyes. “Hmm?”
“After the ice cream. Did you stop?”
“Well….” A’s voice dropped to a low, rough murmur, and now B was in absolutely no doubt that they were being toyed with. “Ooh, I was aching so bad after all that food. I’d eaten way too much. My stomach was stuffed tight, churning and rumbling and burping, begging me to stop…. Ohhh, but all the sugar had made me so thirsty….”
“Oh my god,” said B in a strained whisper.
“I thought my stomach could probably hold a liiiiittle more.” A pointed to the nearly-empty jug of iced tea sitting on the floor next to the couch. “Ooh, but I couldn’t drink it all… I tried, but my tummy just couldn’t take it….”
“No fucking wonder. You must be ready to pop.”
“Ohhh, I am. But there’s so little left….” A blinked up B with a look of absolutely insincere innocence. “…Help me finish?”
Tsuchigomori - Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun epsode 12
All y'all when it comes to Guzma apparently:
mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head and said 'vibe check' now hes dead
@goddamnitgoose it's sam
idea: bath bombs but when they r done doing a fizzle, there’s a tiny sea monster/creature instead of the prizes they sometimes do
ive never even used or eaten a bath bomb before thank you so much
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These are amazing holy shit!!!
me: i don’t have a voice kink
a woman: *has a deep and husky voice*
me, clutching my chest like a damsel in a period romance novel: good lord
you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.
HEY BUDDY YOUVE BEEN IN YOUR DEPRESSION MOSS-COVERED HOLLOW STUMP FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS NOW IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT?
It needs more moss
I KNOW ITS COZY BUT THIS ISNT HEALTHY FOR YOU OR THE LICHEN CULTURE
I AM rhe lichen culture
BEING COVERED IN MOSS DOESNT MAKE YOU MOSS LICHENTHROPY IS NOT A REAL THING
Sorry I can't hear you anymore dude *mossifies*
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Why must your art be "good"? Isn't it enough to explore your medium on your own terms, joyfully?