Sassybaskets.

Fantastic poop.

[skunkbear]

[teamrocketing]

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

[mautlyn-deactivated20170727]

wait is it really called Hell Pig

[metadefumaca]

[narcissusroad]

#the starter pack for ‘how to deal with villain apologists

[dealanexmachina]

Bonus:

[captainlordauditor]

[thechronicleofshe]

“I’m having a very terrible childhood right now” was such a line.

[no-chill-at-all]

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[bright-witch]

I am crying omfg

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[zackisontumblr]

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via dawgbelly)

[hotsprite]

[ruanv]

[bergamot-ink-deactivated2017031]

[pinkrubberball-deactivated20160]

i’m laughing sooo hard @ my dad’s denial of how fat our dog is lmao

[fusels-s]

[small-town-equestrian]

so i’ve been taking photos for quite some time now but this

is quite possibly

my fAVORITE PICTURE EVER

[stunningpicture]

[pettycentral]

[katana-wielding-bookworm]

I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don’t want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. 

[rizaoftheowls]

I’d like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself.

[dragontatoes]

no, no wait… I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe.

[deathchic]

Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe

[clarkefart]

I’d see this