he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.
Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.
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How do glass manufacturers make it so glass tastes exactly lkke blood
Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.
terrible news everyone
perhaps i judged too quickly
having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver
hi this is andys roommate he got snatched up by a big hawk in the park and now hes gone forever do U feel good that this comment was the last thing he ever got to see on the computer
How are we still having homestuck drama in the year of our lord 2024
“I’m not racist im attending a racism in homestuck workshop” ??????????????
You come to me… on the day of my organized homestuck workshop specifically met to discuss racism… and accuse me of ignoring and downplaying andrew hussie’s racism
Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another.
me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.
if it had the opportunity, i feel like a cow would walk through a car wash. it would know exactly what to do, it wouldn't even get scared when the water jets spray
"don't worry about how other people perceive you" okay but like how they treat me is frequently determined by how they perceive me and I would prefer people be niceys to me
i think there is a really big problem worldwide and it’s that fushigi awareness is at an alltime low it seems
actually this is the best possible character dynamic
A small grotesque biting a bigger gargoyle, roof of Salisbury Cathedral, UK.
I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.
