Roomie Convos

Because we can't make this shit up.

[sosuperawesome]

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[sokkable]

please im begging you unmute this

[stressikaa]

I wasn’t expecting this, don’t know what I was expecting but I have not been disappointed

[nuevayor]

x

[superattacku]

Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!

[thechubbynerd]

LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED

[effyoutrav]

give him anything he wants

[dvnwild]

Ray, you gotta fix me.

[idrils]

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

[annabellioncourt]

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

[mindblownie]

#reality is an illusion

[elliesvoid]

So I did this: 

[elliesvoid]

[elliesvoid]

So I did this: 

[elliesvoid]

[roomieconvos]

-Discussing what three items we'd bring to a deserted island-

M: I wonder if you can choose just entertainment. That way it could be anything like a rock band.

S: Adam Lambert would show up and start singing 'I'm here for your entertainment'

[roomieconvos]

*while watching Harry Potter and TGOF*

E: Of COURSE, HE gets separated from everyone.

S: Well it isn't called "Arthur Weasley and The Goblet of Fire."

[roomieconvos]

S: You're going to have more than one drink tonight. Let's get you drunk before you have to take a shit.

[roomieconvos]

S: I feel like such an adult, waking up this early and going to a cafe. E: Yah i feel like such a cosmopolitan S: Youre drinking apple juice out of a straw E: Hell yeah S We are some classy motherfuckers. E: As we sit here in our dennys and smart and final uniforms...

[roomieconvos]

M: I dont want to leave to go to the bathroom, I dont want to become the blitz!

S: Oh my god, just go - nothings going to happen.

M: Fine.

*leaves*

S: OH MY GOD! HOLY CRAP! DID YOU SEE THAT?!

E: THATS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER! OH MY GOD!!!!

[roomieconvos]

S: were all in a game of sims but our player doesnt know the motherfuckin motherlode cheat. Thats why were broke.

[roomieconvos]

E: i had to spray my underboob! I dont want it to smell like under cheese! S: E, that is not how that works

[roomieconvos]

*playing pocket legends* M: pick my character? What is this? When do I get to Hyrule?

[roomieconvos]

S: I cant anymore. I quit this friendship. M: *snorts* You cant quit this friendship. The only way out is in a box.